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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Dude flashes a stolen badge, pretends to be a cop, and demands a discount on a spray tan   ( newson6.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Badge Reportedly, Bobby Jenks, Sand Springs, badges  
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2014-04-08 02:48:10 AM  
The ol' Good Cop, Tan Cop routine, eh?
 
2014-04-08 08:06:40 AM  
I'm no going to lie, if I had a badge I'd try to use it for stupid sh*t like this too.
 
2014-04-08 08:11:56 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I'm no going to lie, if I had a badge I'd try to use it for stupid sh*t like this too.


You'd make a good cop, then.
 
2014-04-08 08:19:13 AM  
He has big bronze balls.
 
2014-04-08 08:20:03 AM  
badges ? we don't need no stinking badges!
 
2014-04-08 08:20:46 AM  
Just got an uncomfortable Boehner reading this.
 
2014-04-08 08:24:14 AM  
At least put the badge in your wallet to make it look legit.
 
2014-04-08 08:26:44 AM  

ElLoco: Blushing Wall Flower: I'm no going to lie, if I had a badge I'd try to use it for stupid sh*t like this too.

You'd make a good cop, then.


Better than this boner.

He can't even negotiate a spray tan discount.

I would have gotten them to throw in some body glitter for free.
 
2014-04-08 08:27:12 AM  

BitwiseShift: Just got an uncomfortable Boehner reading this.


What an uncomfortable Boehner might look like.

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2014-04-08 08:45:36 AM  
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2014-04-08 08:49:17 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I'm no going to lie, if I had a badge I'd try to use it for stupid sh*t like this too.


In all fairness, he had to be in the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2014-04-08 08:50:27 AM  
Who hasn't?
 
2014-04-08 08:57:34 AM  
He could use a tan.
 
2014-04-08 09:11:07 AM  
Why not? Seems to work for the boys in Supernatural.
 
2014-04-08 09:47:24 AM  
He used have tried getting a discount at Bosley instead.

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2014-04-08 10:00:14 AM  
I wonder how many successful scams he had pulled with the badge before he got around to 'using badge for discount spray tan'.
 
2014-04-08 09:58:30 PM  

MassAsster: In all fairness, he had to be in the gym in 26 minutes.


More like he had to be on the pole in 26 minutes.  Several friends of mine know him and say that he's a stripper at one of the gay bars in Tulsa.  My theory is that he hooked up with the cop and lifted his wallet.  He's apparently messed up pretty badly on drugs and his whole family have orders of protection out against him.  So he's also probably "gay for pay."
 
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