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(KHOU Houston)   A picture of a woman posing with Houston Texans running back Arian Foster went viral after she posted it on Twitter because the man in the picture is not really Arian Foster and the real Arian Foster had to correct her   (khou.com ) divider line
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7053 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2014 at 9:44 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-08 09:46:49 AM  
Well, in her defense, all NFL players look alike.
 
2014-04-08 09:48:25 AM  
She also responded "you mean I just blew some random black guy?"
 
2014-04-08 09:48:44 AM  
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She's in there somewhere...

and,

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Fist...God...Angry
 
2014-04-08 09:50:01 AM  
Foster should post his social security number and mothers maiden name, as proof that it's not him.
 
2014-04-08 09:51:00 AM  

fnordest: Foster should post his social security number and mothers maiden name, as proof that it's not him.


whar birf certifikit
 
2014-04-08 09:51:14 AM  
I like how the people of color in the comments from TFA automatically assume racism.  It's what makes this country great.
 
2014-04-08 09:53:48 AM  

fnordest: Foster should post his social security number and mothers maiden name, as proof that it's not him.


And the make of his first car, favorite color, City he was born in, favorite teacher, pin number ....  you know, just in case.
 
2014-04-08 09:55:42 AM  
So when she let him go DVDA on her is that now rape?
 
2014-04-08 10:17:41 AM  
Got some field passes for a preseason Monday night game against the Jets a few years ago and took a picture of my brother with him.  As warm ups ended and we were walking back I got him (my brother) to take a picture of me with Suzy Kolber.  I was either the only person with the balls to do it, or she just turned them down because when she finally heard (or acknowledged) me and I made the request she kinda stopped, looked around and said yeah ok.  I was so tempted to pull a Namath, but my balls weren't THAT big.
 
2014-04-08 10:19:51 AM  

Farce-Side: I like how the people of color in the comments from TFA automatically assume racism.  It's what makes this country great.


Well his second response seemed to also assumed that.

"We all look alike tho #rns"
 
2014-04-08 11:20:25 AM  
Ditsy women are the worst fans.  That is all.
 
2014-04-08 11:21:49 AM  

blatz514: [scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]


She's in there somewhere...



First row, second form the left, what's wrong with her face?
 
Biv
2014-04-08 11:39:49 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: blatz514: [scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x565]


She's in there somewhere...


First row, second form the left, what's wrong with her face?


Severe case of Gagaism.
 
2014-04-08 11:58:32 AM  
Houston is so dumb they elected this to Congress

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That is some seriously farked up shiat
 
2014-04-08 12:00:59 PM  
She prob went "you look like Arian Foster" and random guy goes "What makes you think I'm not him"  Why not say that... and hopefully get her in bed.

/I get you look like so and so all the time.
//yes it's gotten me laid
///so thank you random famous people who I look like
 
2014-04-08 12:34:38 PM  

big pig peaches: She also responded "you mean I just blew some random black guy?"


oh the egg on her face.
 
2014-04-08 12:45:29 PM  

blatz514: Fist...God...Angry


No... thank... you.

Texas. Was a sorority girl.

Her vagina is most likely crawling with more critters than a petri dish at the CDC.
 
2014-04-08 01:44:38 PM  
#Fosterish
 
2014-04-08 03:09:14 PM  
unchellmatt:

No... thank... you.

Texas. Was a sorority girl.

Her vagina is most likely crawling with more critters than a petri dish at the CDC.


HA HA HA HA - EVERYBODY POINT AT THE VIRGIN AND LAUGH HA HA HA HA
 
2014-04-08 04:22:06 PM  

holdeestrufs: unchellmatt:

No... thank... you.

Texas. Was a sorority girl.

Her vagina is most likely crawling with more critters than a petri dish at the CDC.

HA HA HA HA - EVERYBODY POINT AT THE VIRGIN AND LAUGH HA HA HA HA


Or, and this might come as a surprise, we can point and laugh at the person with no self esteem who thinks sex with random people will fill the gaping void inside their soul?
 
2014-04-08 10:41:36 PM  

OscarTamerz: So when she let him go DVDA on her is that now rape?


I think the bigger question here is Arian Foster has four dicks?
 
2014-04-09 10:51:56 AM  

holdeestrufs: unchellmatt:

No... thank... you.

Texas. Was a sorority girl.

Her vagina is most likely crawling with more critters than a petri dish at the CDC.

HA HA HA HA - EVERYBODY POINT AT THE VIRGIN AND LAUGH HA HA HA HA


HA HA HA HA - If you had any idea how inaccurate that statement was... But by all means, revel in your delusion if it makes you happy, Bwana. Go nuts.
 
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