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7561 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Apr 2014 at 9:24 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-08 08:51:01 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote intestinal flu.
 
2014-04-08 09:18:09 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote getting shot in the groin.
 
2014-04-08 09:23:38 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote Olive Garden
 
2014-04-08 09:27:06 AM
Sounds like a Photoshop contest in the making!
 
2014-04-08 09:27:07 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote FarkTV.
 
2014-04-08 09:30:23 AM
The Other Other Woman
 
2014-04-08 09:35:59 AM
Wife: I want to see this Other Woman movie.
me: *groan*
wife: It has Kate Upton in it.
me: I'll pre-order the tickets now.

/in the producers' dreams
 
2014-04-08 09:38:11 AM
Just when is Kevin Federline going to knock this one up?
/or his twin brother
 
2014-04-08 09:42:49 AM
Article writer...what's the difference between classy cleavage and unclassy cleavage?


/besides being attached to someone you'd like to bang
 
2014-04-08 09:43:14 AM
In "celebrities arriving" photos, I find myself much more interested in the car they're getting out of than the event, the person, or what they're wearing. The boobs are nice window dressing, though.

/'13 S550
 
2014-04-08 09:44:46 AM
10 comments on a Kate Upton cleavage thread?

Have we reached Peak Upton?
 
2014-04-08 09:45:33 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote FarkTV.


Hey now, lets not get carried away...
 
2014-04-08 09:49:56 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Have we reached Peak Upton?


Give it a few minutes.  Some of us are still "successfully promoting" after looking at the pics.
 
2014-04-08 09:49:58 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: 10 comments on a Kate Upton cleavage thread?

Have we reached Peak Upton?


Peak Upton...there's a joke in there somewhere.
 
2014-04-08 09:50:25 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: 10 comments on a Kate Upton cleavage thread?

Have we reached Peak Upton?


There's only so much breast to go around before Freud comes knocking.
 
2014-04-08 09:52:03 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote hernia repair surgery.
 
2014-04-08 09:54:33 AM

Gunderson: Article writer...what's the difference between classy cleavage and unclassy cleavage?


The monocle.
 
2014-04-08 10:01:21 AM
If only there were photographic evidence of said cleavage we could inspect  Here's the first result in GIS:

www.vanityfair.com
 
2014-04-08 10:02:23 AM
I guess I have to do everything myself
kateupton.com
i0.wp.com
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
 
2014-04-08 10:03:09 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: 10 comments on a Kate Upton cleavage thread?

Have we reached Peak Upton?


I'd prefer to reach Upton's Peaks, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-08 10:08:22 AM

gopher321: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote intestinal flu.


I'll take it!
 
2014-04-08 10:15:20 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: 10 comments on a Kate Upton cleavage thread?

Have we reached Peak Upton?


Maybe the first.

Then there will be a dip, and then another peak.
 
2014-04-08 10:22:35 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully address erectile dysfunction
 
2014-04-08 10:32:04 AM

Gunderson: Article writer...what's the difference between classy cleavage and unclassy cleavage?


/besides being attached to someone you'd like to bang


What the rest of the woman is dressed in.
 
2014-04-08 10:40:04 AM
 I've seen the trailer for this movie in theaters about nine thousand times so far, and every single time, I hear a few gasps from the audience when they cut to Kate Upton in a bikini running in slow motion.
 
2014-04-08 10:45:30 AM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote FarkTV.


let's not get out of control here...It's not THAT powerful.
 
2014-04-08 10:53:23 AM

xaks: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote FarkTV.

Hey now, lets not get carried away...


Farkitrol?
 
2014-04-08 10:55:53 AM
Tits is not a boobmark, promise
 
2014-04-08 10:57:00 AM

grinding_journalist: In "celebrities arriving" photos, I find myself much more interested in the car they're getting out of than the event, the person, or what they're wearing. The boobs are nice window dressing, though.

/'13 S550


Knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg
 
2014-04-08 11:16:27 AM

Zombie DJ: grinding_journalist: In "celebrities arriving" photos, I find myself much more interested in the car they're getting out of than the event, the person, or what they're wearing. The boobs are nice window dressing, though.

/'13 S550

Knowhowiknowyouregay.jpg


His interest in cars over celebrities?
 
2014-04-08 11:34:58 AM
Is the obvious tag in its bunk?
 
2014-04-08 11:37:56 AM
Kate Upton's cleavage...


www.fixedforum.it
 
2014-04-08 11:43:50 AM
And for the two of you that did not see the uncensored topless on a horse picture, there it is. NSFW
 
2014-04-08 11:52:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And for the two of you that did not see the uncensored topless on a horse picture, there it is. NSFW


Oblig:
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-08 12:01:21 PM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote AIDS, ebola and the US Congress... and/or any combination of the three.

//to be honest I'd be pretty excited to see Boehner  and turtle-man with some combination of ebola-AIDS with or without Kate's cleavage.
 
2014-04-08 12:19:33 PM
But we've already seen those boobies.  Doesn't Hollywood realize that we want to see new, different boobies too?  I mean, no offense to Ms. Upton's rack or anything.  It's just that there are so many more nice racks out there that we've never seen, and in the interest of fair play they ought to get their time in the limelight too.

/just sayin'
 
2014-04-08 12:28:52 PM
I'll take back everything I've said about her hips if she lets me touch her boobies.
 
2014-04-08 12:41:20 PM
For those who say Kate Upton has no talent, suck it. She is now an actress.
 
2014-04-08 12:42:22 PM

Gunderson: Article writer...what's the difference between classy cleavage and unclassy cleavage?


/besides being attached to someone you'd like to bang


Good question. Perhaps a few dozen enlightened Farkers and Farkettes can provide examples of each.
 
2014-04-08 12:46:17 PM

HaywoodJablonski: For those who say Kate Upton has no talent, suck it. She is now an actress.


Kate Upton has no talent.

Can I go suck them now?
 
2014-04-08 12:53:08 PM

Notabunny: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote Olive Garden


So like normal on Fark, someone always takes it too far.
 
2014-04-08 12:55:25 PM
She's stacked.
She's ugly below the rib cage.
She's a fatty waiting to happen.
She has a face only a paedeophile can love.
The same 10 safe-for-inline-posting images.

The summary of every Kate Upton thread past, extant, and to come.
 
2014-04-08 12:57:18 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: And for the two of you that did not see the uncensored topless on a horse picture, there it is. NSFW


Whelp, off to my secret work hideout to fap
/it's the seventh floor bathroom
//no one ever uses it
///probably because I'm always fapping in there
 
2014-04-08 12:57:59 PM

Sinbox: She's stacked.
She's ugly below the rib cage.
She's a fatty waiting to happen.
She has a face only a paedeophile can love.
The same 10 safe-for-inline-posting images.

The summary of every Kate Upton thread past, extant, and to come.


Missing the counterpoint argument that her mom isn't fat, so she won't be either
 
2014-04-08 12:58:40 PM

GRCooper: HaywoodJablonski: For those who say Kate Upton has no talent, suck it. She is now an actress.

Kate Upton has no talent.

Can I go suck them now?


Sure. Please try not to deflate them.
 
2014-04-08 01:01:21 PM

monoski: Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully address erectile dysfunction


Kate Upton's cleavage could unsuccessfully prevent premature ejaculation

/yes, I went there
//and there
///and there too
 
2014-04-08 01:11:38 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Sinbox: She's stacked.
She's ugly below the rib cage.
She's a fatty waiting to happen.
She has a face only a paedeophile can love.
The same 10 safe-for-inline-posting images.

The summary of every Kate Upton thread past, extant, and to come.

Missing the counterpoint argument that her mom isn't fat, so she won't be either


I Never meant to give the implication that they're intelligent.
 
2014-04-08 01:20:16 PM
...intelligent criticisms (that is).

i1306.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-08 01:26:26 PM
Kate Upton's cleavage could successfully promote my attempts to rip my cock from the rest of my body.
 
2014-04-08 01:30:01 PM
For all the talk of cleavage, the pictures in TFA just show boobs mashed together into a single shape with a seam in the middle.  Not that Ms. Upton is not capable of outstanding cleavage, but I don't see any such in the pictures in the article.
 
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