Theaetetus: Senators refused Monday to protect chicken boxing from Louisiana's ban on cockfighting, despite pleas from their colleague, Sen. Elbert Guillory, R-Opelousas.Guillory said chicken boxing is similar to human kickboxing, with matches that aren't fought to the death and that involve rubber "gloves" to cover the spurs on a chicken's legs to ensure safety."Chicken boxing, sometimes referred to as cock pounding, has a long and storied tradition," he said, holding two pairs of chicken boxing gloves. "Why, I have been a fan of a good cock pounding for my entire adult life, and was even first introduced to it as a young boy by my Church pastor. Why, I still remember my first cock pounding: the sweaty excitement, the lusty cries of people watching, the feel of Reverend Jim's hands on my shoulders as I stood agape, wide-eyed and hankerin' for more. I was so into it that I couldn't sit still for a week, constantly asking him to show me another cock pounding.""And while many of my colleagues here in the legislature are too ashamed to speak up, many's the time I've shown them a good cock pounding, too, both them and their sons. It's a right of passage in these parts, making a boy into a man. And while some liberals may think it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, just thinking about cock pounding makes me swell with pride."
gerbilpox: [www.transformer-ivan.net image 600x401]
gfid: (NSFW unless you can watch girls inflatable cock fighting at your work)
gfid: gerbilpox: [www.transformer-ivan.net image 600x401]2 girls playing with those (NSFW unless you can watch girls inflatable cock fighting at your work)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AVl-zlirVUAnd another one just in case you're into that sort of thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62LrrM4grVg
darth_badger: [www.ecorazzi.com image 500x415]
Want more stories with less ads? Try
It's what the cool kids are doing.It's also how we pay the bills.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Dec 15 2017 04:19:21
Runtime: 0.194 sec (194 ms)