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(Anchorage Daily News)   "The sport of 'chicken boxing' doesn't have many friends in the Louisiana Senate"   (adn.com) divider line 29
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2014-04-08 12:33:18 AM  
Senators refused Monday to protect chicken boxing from Louisiana's ban on cockfighting, despite pleas from their colleague, Sen. Elbert Guillory, R-Opelousas.
Guillory said chicken boxing is similar to human kickboxing, with matches that aren't fought to the death and that involve rubber "gloves" to cover the spurs on a chicken's legs to ensure safety.
"Chicken boxing, sometimes referred to as cock pounding, has a long and storied tradition," he said, holding two pairs of chicken boxing gloves. "Why, I have been a fan of a good cock pounding for my entire adult life, and was even first introduced to it as a young boy by my Church pastor.  Why, I still remember my first cock pounding: the sweaty excitement, the lusty cries of people watching, the feel of Reverend Jim's hands on my shoulders as I stood agape, wide-eyed and hankerin' for more.  I was so into it that I couldn't sit still for a week, constantly asking him to show me another cock pounding."
"And while many of my colleagues here in the legislature are too ashamed to speak up, many's the time I've shown them a good cock pounding, too, both them and their sons.  It's a right of passage in these parts, making a boy into a man.  And while some liberals may think it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, just thinking about cock pounding makes me swell with pride."
 
2014-04-08 02:46:51 AM  
 
2014-04-08 03:14:43 AM  
Chicken farking reported to be as popular as ever in the halls of government.
 
2014-04-08 03:21:45 AM  
Sounds like the place is full of cock blockers...
 
2014-04-08 03:21:53 AM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-08 03:28:16 AM  
"Chicken Boxing" sounds like a euphemism for something.
 
2014-04-08 03:39:34 AM  

Theaetetus: Senators refused Monday to protect chicken boxing from Louisiana's ban on cockfighting, despite pleas from their colleague, Sen. Elbert Guillory, R-Opelousas.
Guillory said chicken boxing is similar to human kickboxing, with matches that aren't fought to the death and that involve rubber "gloves" to cover the spurs on a chicken's legs to ensure safety.
"Chicken boxing, sometimes referred to as cock pounding, has a long and storied tradition," he said, holding two pairs of chicken boxing gloves. "Why, I have been a fan of a good cock pounding for my entire adult life, and was even first introduced to it as a young boy by my Church pastor.  Why, I still remember my first cock pounding: the sweaty excitement, the lusty cries of people watching, the feel of Reverend Jim's hands on my shoulders as I stood agape, wide-eyed and hankerin' for more.  I was so into it that I couldn't sit still for a week, constantly asking him to show me another cock pounding."
"And while many of my colleagues here in the legislature are too ashamed to speak up, many's the time I've shown them a good cock pounding, too, both them and their sons.  It's a right of passage in these parts, making a boy into a man.  And while some liberals may think it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, just thinking about cock pounding makes me swell with pride."


Words cannot properly express the joy this has given me. Thank you, sir.
 
2014-04-08 03:40:36 AM  
www.history.org
 
2014-04-08 03:42:25 AM  
Mr Guillory actually said to another politician that he represents an area where people have raised fifteen to twenty generations of fighting birds. When the other guy said that it is illegal to raise chickens for fighting, Mr Guillory responded: "These aren't fighting chickens."

The cognitive dissonance in politicians is absolutely horrifying.
 
2014-04-08 03:56:10 AM  

Theaetetus: Senators refused Monday to protect chicken boxing from Louisiana's ban on cockfighting, despite pleas from their colleague, Sen. Elbert Guillory, R-Opelousas.
Guillory said chicken boxing is similar to human kickboxing, with matches that aren't fought to the death and that involve rubber "gloves" to cover the spurs on a chicken's legs to ensure safety.
"Chicken boxing, sometimes referred to as cock pounding, has a long and storied tradition," he said, holding two pairs of chicken boxing gloves. "Why, I have been a fan of a good cock pounding for my entire adult life, and was even first introduced to it as a young boy by my Church pastor.  Why, I still remember my first cock pounding: the sweaty excitement, the lusty cries of people watching, the feel of Reverend Jim's hands on my shoulders as I stood agape, wide-eyed and hankerin' for more.  I was so into it that I couldn't sit still for a week, constantly asking him to show me another cock pounding."
"And while many of my colleagues here in the legislature are too ashamed to speak up, many's the time I've shown them a good cock pounding, too, both them and their sons.  It's a right of passage in these parts, making a boy into a man.  And while some liberals may think it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, just thinking about cock pounding makes me swell with pride."


You, sir, are my hero tonight. Freaking hilarious.
 
2014-04-08 04:10:56 AM  
But how do you put gloves on a fighting cock?

img.fark.net

/Oblig.
//Nothing's obscure
///Etc...
 
2014-04-08 04:12:32 AM  
www.persblog.be

What would Chicken George say?
 
2014-04-08 04:21:44 AM  
Chicken choking, on the other hand, is more popular than ever.
 
2014-04-08 04:53:27 AM  
Theaetetus:

lol, did you write that?
 
mhd
2014-04-08 05:45:49 AM  
Did someone say "chicken"?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-08 05:56:47 AM  
www.transformer-ivan.net
 
2014-04-08 06:25:10 AM  
KANGAROOs box. Chickens SLAP, I say SLAP, boy.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-08 06:28:55 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-08 06:35:35 AM  
There is no cruelty. And there is no abuse

I dunno. Making two chickens kick the living crap out of each other sounds kind of cruel and abusive to me.
 
2014-04-08 06:36:29 AM  
Louisiana might be a wasteland when compared to the rest of the country, but you can't deny that the wackiness of how they run their government is quite entertaining.

/Born in Baton Rouge
 
2014-04-08 06:41:05 AM  

gerbilpox: [www.transformer-ivan.net image 600x401]


2 girls playing with those  (NSFW unless you can watch girls inflatable cock fighting at your work)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AVl-zlirVU

And another one just in case you're into that sort of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62LrrM4grVg
 
2014-04-08 07:59:13 AM  

gfid: (NSFW unless you can watch girls inflatable cock fighting at your work)


I certainly wouldn't want to work anywhere I couldn't!

/Also, Theaetetus wins the Internet for today...
 
2014-04-08 07:59:42 AM  
How do you get the gloves on the chickens?
 
2014-04-08 08:04:36 AM  
www.ecorazzi.com
 
2014-04-08 08:14:21 AM  

gfid: gerbilpox: [www.transformer-ivan.net image 600x401]

2 girls playing with those  (NSFW unless you can watch girls inflatable cock fighting at your work)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AVl-zlirVU

And another one just in case you're into that sort of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62LrrM4grVg


Yeah, this is a bookmark. You wanna fight about it?
 
2014-04-08 09:06:57 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-08 09:11:06 AM  

darth_badger: [www.ecorazzi.com image 500x415]


"Why hello there, Senator Cruz!"
 
2014-04-08 09:25:54 AM  
It must be uncomfortable for the chickens when the boxer puts them on.
 
2014-04-08 03:18:36 PM  
"The sport of 'chicken boxing' doesn't have many friends in the Louisiana Senate"

Apparently they've been a bit light on the "campaign contributions".
 
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