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(Yahoo)   Tigers pitcher Evan Reed accused of sending one right down the middle without permission   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 21
    More: Dumbass, Evan Reed, Sending, Tigers, pitchers, Detroit Police Department, sex crimes  
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2014-04-08 12:03:18 AM  
Detroit police Sgt. Michael Woody said the alleged victim is being interviewed. Woody did not know when the alleged assault happened.

If you're gonna make up a story, at least pick a believable last name, Tabloids. Sgt. Johnson would have been a lot more subtle.
 
2014-04-08 12:05:01 AM  

doglover: Detroit police Sgt. Michael Woody said the alleged victim is being interviewed. Woody did not know when the alleged assault happened.

If you're gonna make up a story, at least pick a believable last name, Tabloids. Sgt. Johnson would have been a lot more subtle.


Came here to say this. You beat my be 1 minute. Dang you doglover.
 
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2014-04-08 02:18:05 AM  
So, he stood on the mound and threw her a splitter?

Or did he throw her a ball?
 
2014-04-08 05:38:42 AM  
Screwball
 
2014-04-08 07:17:05 AM  
Gave her the high hard one?
 
2014-04-08 07:22:02 AM  
Fake. Everyone know if that happens, it'll be a Bengal.
 
2014-04-08 07:33:59 AM  
High and inside, eh?
 
2014-04-08 08:03:17 AM  
So it's two balls, one strike?

/We should all feel bad about making baseball jokes in a sexual assault case
 
2014-04-08 08:05:13 AM  
Was he caught with spit on his ball?
 
2014-04-08 08:13:52 AM  
I bet he nibbled at the corners before serving up a fat one.
 
2014-04-08 08:14:28 AM  

abhorrent1: Fake. Everyone know if that happens, it'll be a Bengal.


Well, it is a Tiger.
 
2014-04-08 08:46:21 AM  
Oh......hell.
 
2014-04-08 09:17:34 AM  

Creoena: So it's two balls, one strike?

/We should all feel bad about making baseball jokes in a sexual assault case


The media and police should feel bad for releasing this info without even speaking to him first.  If he were not an MLB player, would this have made the papers?  Probably not.

I am not saying he is innocent, but pulling the trigger on such articles because he is sports figure is just pathetic.  If he is innocent, which I will give him until proven otherwise, it should be seen as such.

If she did this to try to get money or recognition, she only ruins it for women that actually have fallen victim to such a heinous act.
Haven't you ever seen The Accused?
/I haven't
 
2014-04-08 09:25:18 AM  
You should see his hanging curve
 
2014-04-08 09:54:16 AM  
I'm glad the article immediately specified that he's right-handed. I've never trusted those people.
 
2014-04-08 10:44:14 AM  
Was there a knuckle involved?
 
2014-04-08 02:14:34 PM  
Did he apply a little Vaseline?
 
2014-04-08 03:08:39 PM  
Next time he'll probably put it juusssssttttttt a bit outside.
 
2014-04-08 06:02:51 PM  
Fun fact: detroit tigers offense: 26 k's
Uptons not named kate: 21 k's
 
2014-04-08 10:02:18 PM  
He looked off all the signals, and gave her the heater in the dirt!
 
2014-04-09 02:16:53 PM  
"David Gorcyca, Reed's attorney, said he is very confident Reed will have ''nothing to fear'' once a thorough and full investigation is completed. the checkbook is opened."
 
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