netringer: In other words it worked as well as any other Anti-virus product,....and the DHS, and the TSA and the NSA....
Livingroom: and this is why the rest of us who know wtf we're doing use an iOS device. none of this BS...
Confabulat: You can do anything at zombo.com.
Theaetetus: Livingroom: and this is why the rest of us who know wtf we're doing use an iOS device. none of this BS...[upload.wikimedia.org image 266x196]
drjekel_mrhyde: Theaetetus: Livingroom: and this is why the rest of us who know wtf we're doing use an iOS device. none of this BS...[upload.wikimedia.org image 266x196]I seen a $399.99 Aura reader on WP
nulluspixiusdemonica: Mouth-breathers are mouth-breathers regardless of their marketing addiction.
Ivo Shandor: Confabulat: You can do anything at zombo.com.Ha! I just checked and there is a Zombocom app for iOS.
studebaker hoch: [img.fark.net image 201x251]please kill me
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: studebaker hoch: [img.fark.net image 201x251]please kill meI got a 4096. Not much point in playing after that.
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: studebaker hoch: [img.fark.net image 201x251]please kill meI got a 4096. Not much point in playing after that.I've managed an 8192, and I still can't quit the damn thing
cirby: fluffy2097:For a Buck on the iApp store, you can get FatBurner2k.An application that makes your iDevice vibrate while you set it on your gut, to evaporate fat.Two things:First, the app was an intentional joke. It was in the "Entertainment" of the app store, and the description was obviously silly.Second, it's not even available any more, and hasn't been for years.For 4 dollars, you can get Hair Clinic, an app that claims to grow hair by producing noise.Well, you could buy that app - five years ago. It hasn't been available since 2009.
cirby: Well, you could buy that app - five years ago. It hasn't been available since 2009.
Dafuq: Bot android and IOS have people using them that don't have a clue what they are doing and fall for stupid crap like this. To say, that more people on IOS know what they are doing is pretty false from what I have seen. I am the go to guy for setting up smart phones where I work, and for the most part, people that have any technical proficiency use android, while people that are not so tech savy stick to iPhone. Even in my shop, between the programmers and tech support, there are 10 android phones, 2 iPhones, and one windows phone. The 2 iPhone users are quite literally gay hipsters in every sense of the word.(to feed the stereotype)
styckx: The app store is a festering shiathole flea market.. If it isn't freemium bullshiat forced down your thoughts it is half baked apps coded by a team of nigerians locked in a basement.
cirby: I figure that once FIVE years go by, and one deceptive app is off the market, that's pretty much it, yeah. If you have to go back five years to find a trivial and useless app that's not nearly as bad as the top-selling app for another platform, there's a little clue for you. The fake Android antivirus app also got a 4.7 out of 5 rating and sold over 10,000 copies, while the fake iPhone hair-growing app got bad reviews and trivial sales.The "fat burner" app was a joke, sold as such.
TNel: So you are telling me there is no useless apps on the iOS appstore?
Saiga410: So are you telling me I should have gone with the $8 antivirus ap?
CtrlAltDestroy: How about a $1000 IOS app that does nothing. And people bought it.
studebaker hoch: please kill me
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