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(Huffington Post)   In Portland, even the armed robbers dress like hipsters   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-08 12:04:00 AM  
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Heisenberg?
 
2014-04-08 12:13:06 AM  
This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

i.dailymail.co.uk

media.oregonlive.com
 
2014-04-08 05:36:36 AM  

Lsherm: [img849.imageshack.us image 260x190]

Heisenberg?


It's uncertain.
 
2014-04-08 05:49:28 AM  
robbing two American Apparel stores and one Urban Outfitters


Banks are so last year.
 
2014-04-08 05:52:24 AM  

Sgt Otter: This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x320]

[media.oregonlive.com image 380x284]


So that's what Waldo has been up to since his books stopped being popular.
 
2014-04-08 05:54:04 AM  

Lsherm: Heisenberg?


Done in 1.
 
2014-04-08 05:58:35 AM  
The hipster thief, you probably haven't heard of him.
 
2014-04-08 06:14:39 AM  
Lindsay-Woods is accused of robbing two American Apparel stores and one Urban Outfitters

No self-respecting Portland hipster would rob those places. They would rob some place I've never heard of.
 
2014-04-08 06:18:20 AM  

untaken_name: Sgt Otter: This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x320]

[media.oregonlive.com image 380x284]

So that's what Waldo has been up to since his books stopped being popular.


How did they catch him?
 
2014-04-08 06:34:25 AM  

fusillade762: Lindsay-Woods is accused of robbing two American Apparel stores and one Urban Outfitters

No self-respecting Portland hipster would rob those places. They would rob some place I've never heard of.


That's what you would think if he weren't being ironic.
 
2014-04-08 07:09:44 AM  

RedPhoenix122: untaken_name: Sgt Otter: This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x320]

[media.oregonlive.com image 380x284]

So that's what Waldo has been up to since his books stopped being popular.

How did they catch him?


They just asked a random person where he was, and waited a while until they found him.
 
2014-04-08 07:29:00 AM  
Did he really do it? I thought hipsters frowned upon all kinds of currency.
 
2014-04-08 07:32:14 AM  
And, sometimes the cops.

latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2014-04-08 08:20:07 AM  
Lindsay-Woods is accused of robbing two American Apparel stores and one Urban Outfitters...

Of course he did.
 
2014-04-08 08:34:47 AM  

Sgt Otter: This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x320]

[media.oregonlive.com image 380x284]


Waldo went bad?
 
2014-04-08 09:59:19 AM  
He needs to start robbing those banks which still have the artisan tin pennies from World War 2.
 
2014-04-08 10:07:59 AM  
Anyone wearing a Trilby is fair game for a shooting.
 
2014-04-08 10:25:29 AM  
Portland Camoflage
 
2014-04-08 12:15:26 PM  
I met this guy at a bar I used to work at. I've sat at bars and drank with him. He plays softball with people I know. He is a jeans and un-ironic t-shirt guy. He is a non-hipster so in that sense it was a *good* disguise.

Also, heroin is easy to find here.
 
2014-04-08 01:14:12 PM  
Armed robbery is OVER!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-08 03:31:24 PM  

RedPhoenix122: untaken_name: Sgt Otter: This is Portland's third (at least?) Hipster Bandit:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x320]

[media.oregonlive.com image 380x284]

So that's what Waldo has been up to since his books stopped being popular.

How did they catch him?


I'm not sure they did. Surprisingly, he just seemed to blend in with the crowd.
 
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