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(Daily Mail)   Freakish human Barbie claims interracial couples are causing a rise in plastic surgery because they are 'making the human race uglier'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 269
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2014-04-07 07:40:38 PM
I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.
 
2014-04-07 07:54:39 PM
She seems qualified to judge others.
 
2014-04-07 08:00:14 PM
She has been branded a 'racist space alien'

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-07 08:04:22 PM
www.latimes.com
Frowns upon Barbie's shenanigans.
 
2014-04-07 08:19:11 PM
And the amount of weight an oversized, Eastern Bloc knock-off Barbie's opinion carries is how little?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 08:34:45 PM
And with that, her 15 minutes are up.
 
2014-04-07 08:39:15 PM

reprobate1125: I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.


In a service economy, you can always hire people to do those things. Escorts, housekeepers, pool-boys, whatever strikes your fancy.
 
2014-04-07 09:03:57 PM

FriarReb98: [www.latimes.com image 280x350]
Frowns upon Barbie's shenanigans.


www.becauseiamfabulous.com

Another hideous bi-racial child.
 
2014-04-07 09:10:36 PM

FriarReb98: [www.latimes.com image 280x350]
Frowns upon Barbie's shenanigans.


My teenage self just remembered the Penthouse pics.

/in bunk
 
2014-04-07 10:01:36 PM

reprobate1125: I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.


And of course before you make the final purchase, make sure it's a female doll. Because this one time I . . . oh, nevermind.
 
2014-04-07 10:03:29 PM
What a Barbie biatch.
 
2014-04-07 10:07:21 PM
She needs to do the world a favor and go full Barbie....and by go full Barbie, I mean that her labia should be sealed shut.

/No kids that way.
//And she gets to "keep it real".
 
2014-04-07 10:17:16 PM

shanrick: reprobate1125: I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.

And of course before you make the final purchase, make sure it's a female doll. Because this one time I . . . oh, nevermind.


It's OK, It's not like you sent it back used......
 
2014-04-07 10:21:01 PM
now is the time to prove her wrong with photographic evidence to the contrary...
 
2014-04-07 10:21:02 PM
A plastic barbie is not as racist as this one.  Her comments are a rare example of direct racist speech.    Most of the stuff we see around here is code words.
 
2014-04-07 10:22:59 PM
When I want advice I'll ask a human being, not a psychotic refugee from Uncanny Valley.
 
2014-04-07 10:23:15 PM
I take it she's off the breatharian diet?
 
2014-04-07 10:23:16 PM
static.flickr.com
 
2014-04-07 10:24:09 PM
Anybody watch that Vice segment on her?

Yeah, that was a pretty weird show even for Vice.
 
2014-04-07 10:24:12 PM
Not just among celebrities but in everyday life, mixed-race people are among the best looking people I have ever seen.
 
2014-04-07 10:24:54 PM
She's bixarro because so many mixed race people are so goddamn attractive.
 
2014-04-07 10:25:30 PM
Rashidajones.jpg
 
2014-04-07 10:25:40 PM
If she were correct, there would not be so much Brazilian porn.
 
2014-04-07 10:26:44 PM

ultraholland: now is the time to prove her wrong with photographic evidence to the contrary...



What do you get when you mix Russian blood with (East) Indian blood?

This hot young lady from "The Americans":

i1044.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 10:27:13 PM
Attention whore gets attention, more at 11.
 
2014-04-07 10:27:18 PM
Yeah, just hideous:

cdnl.complex.com
 
2014-04-07 10:27:49 PM
i.imgur.com

So much better than a mulatto.
 
2014-04-07 10:28:41 PM
Wow, she looks really creepy. Do not want.

That aside, I'd hardly call a Russian/Armenian couple "interracial." She's hardcore.
 
2014-04-07 10:28:57 PM
There ya go all ya racists out there. You are in a group with her.

Are you sure you don't want to step back and re-think your views?
 
2014-04-07 10:29:07 PM

Barbie's Malibu Bunker. Pink Panzer not included.


farm9.staticflickr.com

 
2014-04-07 10:30:14 PM
The two hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on in my life are from my college years. Twins: half Chinese, half African-American. All the delicate slender grace possible in the former, all the enhanced features possible in the latter.

No other females I've seen, IRL or on the rich tapestry of the internet, have even come close.

So fark you "Barbie" and the silicone you rode in on.
 
2014-04-07 10:30:25 PM
Come on Barbie let's go party
 
2014-04-07 10:31:32 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: reprobate1125: I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.

In a service economy, you can always hire people to do those things. Escorts, housekeepers, pool-boys, whatever strikes your fancy.


Do go on...
 
2014-04-07 10:32:01 PM

Carousel Beast: The two hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on in my life are from my college years. Twins: half Chinese, half African-American. All the delicate slender grace possible in the former, all the enhanced features possible in the latter.

No other females I've seen, IRL or on the rich tapestry of the internet, have even come close.

So fark you "Barbie" and the silicone you rode in on.


i.imgur.com

1/4 Chinese
 
2014-04-07 10:33:18 PM

gerbilpox: Carousel Beast: The two hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on in my life are from my college years. Twins: half Chinese, half African-American. All the delicate slender grace possible in the former, all the enhanced features possible in the latter.

No other females I've seen, IRL or on the rich tapestry of the internet, have even come close.

So fark you "Barbie" and the silicone you rode in on.

[i.imgur.com image 420x560]

1/4 Chinese


So don't drive with her between noon and 6.
 
2014-04-07 10:34:23 PM

gerbilpox: Carousel Beast: The two hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on in my life are from my college years. Twins: half Chinese, half African-American. All the delicate slender grace possible in the former, all the enhanced features possible in the latter.

No other females I've seen, IRL or on the rich tapestry of the internet, have even come close.

So fark you "Barbie" and the silicone you rode in on.



1/4 Chinese


Could have said 1/4 ladyboy
 
2014-04-07 10:34:54 PM
images3.backpage.comi30.photobucket.comwww.casa-lane.org

The horror of mixed races....the horror!
 
2014-04-07 10:36:44 PM
So why do they look better than their non mixed counter parts(Half Asian and White chick from Bones don't count)
These women are horrid img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 10:37:34 PM

shanrick: reprobate1125: I will hand it too her, she is the most doll-ish looking one I've ever seen.

If you're into that, why not get a Real Doll?

No periods
No backtalk
Always available

Of course, it can't do the dishes, but I'm sure they're working on that.

And of course before you make the final purchase, make sure it's a female doll. Because this one time I . . . oh, nevermind.


Don't worry, I'm sure someone in Japan is busy developing a real persocom. Just watch out for the ones abandoned in alleys.

/nerd
 
2014-04-07 10:37:42 PM
Has anyone mentioned that all these "unrealistic body types" everyone is yelling about are mostly women's own doing?  Men don't ask their wives to look like this, nor do they play with Barbies, nor do they read Vogue and Glamour.

Harumph,
 
2014-04-07 10:38:22 PM
I don't often say it, but this "woman" merits it: What a farking coont.
 
2014-04-07 10:39:02 PM
Where da white women at?
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-07 10:39:14 PM
Good thing she had her genitals removed so she doesn't have to worry about interbreeding.
 
2014-04-07 10:41:17 PM
 
2014-04-07 10:42:51 PM

gerbilpox: Carousel Beast: The two hottest girls I have ever laid eyes on in my life are from my college years. Twins: half Chinese, half African-American. All the delicate slender grace possible in the former, all the enhanced features possible in the latter.

No other females I've seen, IRL or on the rich tapestry of the internet, have even come close.

So fark you "Barbie" and the silicone you rode in on.

[i.imgur.com image 420x560]

1/4 Chinese


proof that the creators want us to get all mixed up!
 
2014-04-07 10:44:43 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: So why do they look better than their non mixed counter parts(Half Asian and White chick from Bones don't count)


To be fair, having grown up surrounded by Eurasians, these things go one of two ways. You either get the best of both worlds, or you get the worst. There doesn't seem to be a middle ground. Half of my Eurasian friends were stunningly attractive (externally speaking), half were the polar opposite. Which has no bearing on what kind of people they *actually* were, it's just a statement of fact.

/and for the record, I'm spectacularly ugly, so I'm allowed to acknowledge that some other people are too
 
2014-04-07 10:46:03 PM
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2014-04-07 10:46:47 PM
So being mixed race makes you ugly huh?

img143.imagevenue.com
www.hotflick.net
Click to embiggen.
 
Skr
2014-04-07 10:46:57 PM
Sounds like she is updating the South Park Goo Back rant.
Dey Took Ar Jerbs!
Dey Took Ar Lookz!


/back to the pile
 
2014-04-07 10:47:52 PM
So ugly:
withfriendship.com
 
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