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2014-04-07 07:44:08 PM  
I give that only 1/3 the accomplishment of nailing your HS teacher, 1/25th of nailing your middle school teacher, and only 1/100th the accomplishment of nailing your elementary school teacher.

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2014-04-07 07:51:21 PM  
Oh how I love you, Joe Biden - you magnificent bastard.
 
2014-04-07 08:08:30 PM  
He really seems genuine and that's hard to fake.
 
2014-04-07 08:16:20 PM  

reprobate1125: I give that only 1/3 the accomplishment of nailing your HS teacher, 1/25th of nailing your middle school teacher, and only 1/100th the accomplishment of nailing your elementary school teacher.

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"Oh, yeah, what's the over-under on coaches?"

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"And mark me down for the under."


/if it's any consolation to any of you, my post creeps me out, too
 
2014-04-07 08:19:17 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: reprobate1125: I give that only 1/3 the accomplishment of nailing your HS teacher, 1/25th of nailing your middle school teacher, and only 1/100th the accomplishment of nailing your elementary school teacher.

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"Oh, yeah, what's the over-under on coaches?"

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"And mark me down for the under."


/if it's any consolation to any of you, my post creeps me out, too


I think you have to go with what level of coach it is.  I think male gymnastics coaches for females are creepy.
 
2014-04-07 08:27:14 PM  
Joe Biden, still not actively evil.
 
2014-04-07 08:36:31 PM  
Joe's also back on Twitter.  YEE HAW!
 
2014-04-07 08:39:47 PM  
Younger?

If you think Uncle Joe isn't still tapping that, you're dreaming.
 
2014-04-07 08:42:14 PM  
I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.
 
2014-04-07 08:59:14 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.


Who would take the V.P. slot?
 
2014-04-07 09:15:09 PM  
Kerry, right?
 
2014-04-07 09:30:16 PM  

2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?


Boehner. I'm okay with this.
 
2014-04-07 09:36:09 PM  

djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.


I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.
 
2014-04-07 09:46:42 PM  
Oh great, I get to be creepy with these pics twice in two days:
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2014-04-07 09:48:23 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.


I'm still okay with this.
 
2014-04-07 09:52:03 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.


You are correct sir.  Nixon resigned, Ford moved up from VP, and nominated Nelson Rockefeller as his own VP.
However - that nomination would also have to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.
 
2014-04-07 09:59:24 PM  

djkutch: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

I'm still okay with this.


Yeah, but Biden would have to get new VP approved by the Senate.  Obama can barely get Chief Dogcatcher approved by the Senate, what makes you think Joe'll have it any different (aside from being pale)?
 
2014-04-07 10:03:00 PM  

Karac: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

You are correct sir.  Nixon resigned, Ford moved up from VP, and nominated Nelson Rockefeller as his own VP.
However - that nomination would also have to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


You guys are just overdoing it.

All Obama has to do is this:

Step1: Buy Texas Ranch.
Step 2: January 20, 2015:  Barrack Obama:  "Today I'm announcing that my Texas ranch is being overrun by brush, and I really need to deal with that.  So I'll be taking a vacation for 12 months.  Talk to Joe if you need anything, he has my cell number."

I mean, sure, announcing that you're handing authority to the VP without resigning would probably be grounds for impeachment, but if we're trolling...
 
2014-04-07 10:07:37 PM  

jm105: djkutch: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

I'm still okay with this.

Yeah, but Biden would have to get new VP approved by the Senate.  Obama can barely get Chief Dogcatcher approved by the Senate, what makes you think Joe'll have it any different (aside from being pale)?


Call me crazy, but I think his paleness would be quite palatable by the GOP.
 
2014-04-07 10:11:48 PM  

Karac: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

You are correct sir.  Nixon resigned, Ford moved up from VP, and nominated Nelson Rockefeller as his own VP.
However - that nomination would also have to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


Scalia.
 
2014-04-07 10:12:39 PM  
Subby you are awesome
 
2014-04-07 10:13:27 PM  
My mother-in-law dating Biden in college.  So getting a kick, etc.

/I was almost a heartbeat away from being the president's son-in-law.
 
2014-04-07 10:14:18 PM  
In all seriousness, isn't that a fairly common tactic on local politics? Outing guy resigns midterm, appoints the chosen to replace him so they can get some name recognition And public exposure in the position before the next election, giving them the incumbent edge?
 
2014-04-07 10:15:59 PM  
I wish I could just drop a class
Or get into a play
Or change my major
Or fark my TA...

I need an academic advisor to show me the way!
 
2014-04-07 10:17:21 PM  

Karac: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

You are correct sir.  Nixon resigned, Ford moved up from VP, and nominated Nelson Rockefeller as his own VP.
However - that nomination would also have to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


meet Vice President Andrew cuomo
 
2014-04-07 10:19:52 PM  

JolobinSmokin: ave to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


meet Vice President Andrew cuomo


No.

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2014-04-07 10:19:55 PM  
mcmnky: /I was almost a heartbeat hipthrust away from being the president's son-in-law.
 
2014-04-07 10:22:45 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: JolobinSmokin: ave to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


meet Vice President Andrew cuomo

No.

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is that ed o'neil as himself, jay Pritchett, al buddy, or Dutch?

Cause I'd love me some Vice President Dutch.
 
2014-04-07 10:27:31 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: In all seriousness, isn't that a fairly common tactic on local politics? Outing guy resigns midterm, appoints the chosen to replace him so they can get some name recognition And public exposure in the position before the next election, giving them the incumbent edge?


No, I have never seen this happen, not even locally.
I first heard the idea when Clinton was prez so Al could be an incumbent.  Then I heard Bush was going to do it for Santorum.  Then Obama was going to do it for Hillary.  No sitting president wants to go down in history as the first to resign just so they can try to influence their successor.
 
2014-04-07 10:28:42 PM  

JolobinSmokin: is that ed o'neil as himself, jay Pritchett, al buddy, or Dutch?

Cause I'd love me some Vice President Dutch.


I'd love Vice President Bundy.
 
2014-04-07 10:29:55 PM  
Obama: Too cool to be President
Biden: Too horny to be President
 
2014-04-07 10:35:00 PM  
Another good vp choice:
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2014-04-07 10:37:16 PM  

2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?


Elizabeth Warren for extra helping of brain-assploding megabutthurt.
 
2014-04-07 11:00:39 PM  
Oh, come on...the real thing can't be THAT RARE... ;^)

[CSB] Back in the 70's I was 21 and banging one my undergrad profs at Northwestern, who was an Assistant Professor in her late 20's. She wanted to get married in the worst possible way, but I was determined to go to grad school, so it never happened. She is now a full, named professor at a major university, so will remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Interestingly, she has never married, though I can't really claim any credit for that. But so what! The interesting part is that I eventually married one of our 'visiting undergrad scholars' from an Ivy League school that had just recently started admitting women. That has made alumni meet-ups a bit awkward, as one might imagine, but as the decades pass the enmity has faded. I'm still too chicken to meet face-to-face with her, though. [/CSB]
 
2014-04-07 11:05:15 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: In all seriousness, isn't that a fairly common tactic on local politics? Outing guy resigns midterm, appoints the chosen to replace him so they can get some name recognition And public exposure in the position before the next election, giving them the incumbent edge?


I wouldn't say it's super common. I have seen it where the incumbent is running for a different office. Quit the job you are leaving, get a successor appointed. You can claim that you didn't want to cheat the taxpayers by not doing your duty, replacement gets some time in the saddle to become the incumbent.
 
2014-04-07 11:11:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.


This could doom the world! If Obama quits, then Sarah Palin will go on every right-wing soapbox and whine about "what a quitter Obummer is!". The cognitive dissonance produced from this will create a vibratory frequency that will cause all matter to break down and destroy EVERYTHING!
 
2014-04-07 11:11:42 PM  
I love that he felt a need to clarify "the same one!"

Good ol' Joe.  Wouldn't vote for him, but I'd have a beer with him.
 
2014-04-07 11:21:48 PM  
FTFC: ImJustAGuy:
How cute (rolls eyes) In other news, we now know Obama supporter, The Reverend Al Sharpton was a mob snitch against the Genovese Crime Family in the 1980's. If I were to play the drinking game every time CNN and other mainstream media outlets will report on this, I'll remain sober!


Entertaining article and comments to match

Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh how I love you, Joe Biden - you magnificent bastard.


The Legend of Biden condensed into a single sentence.
 
2014-04-07 11:48:33 PM  
Joe should run for Paul Ryan's congressional seat.  One debate wasn't enough.
 
2014-04-07 11:55:04 PM  

hammettman: Joe should run for Paul Ryan's congressional seat.  One debate wasn't enough.


That debate was phenomenal, perhaps even more than the "Please, proceed..." debate between Obama and Romney.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Biden: Oh, wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.
 
2014-04-07 11:56:26 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: JolobinSmokin: ave to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.


meet Vice President Andrew cuomo

No.


Vice Preaident No Ma'am!!
 
2014-04-08 12:01:37 AM  

reprobate1125: I give that only 1/3 the accomplishment of nailing your HS teacher, 1/25th of nailing your middle school teacher, and only 1/100th the accomplishment of nailing your elementary school teacher.


If we go by his grades, he wasn't very good.
 
2014-04-08 12:50:28 AM  

He got all that tail with his biatching Firebird.

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2014-04-08 01:29:50 AM  

BSABSVR: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: In all seriousness, isn't that a fairly common tactic on local politics? Outing guy resigns midterm, appoints the chosen to replace him so they can get some name recognition And public exposure in the position before the next election, giving them the incumbent edge?

I wouldn't say it's super common. I have seen it where the incumbent is running for a different office. Quit the job you are leaving, get a successor appointed. You can claim that you didn't want to cheat the taxpayers by not doing your duty, replacement gets some time in the saddle to become the incumbent.



Obama could get started on his campaign to take the Senate seat away from Mark Kirk in 2016.
 
2014-04-08 02:23:41 AM  

whistleridge: Younger?

If you think Uncle Joe isn't still tapping that, you're dreaming.


Sort of like: I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
 
2014-04-08 03:06:04 AM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: In all seriousness, isn't that a fairly common tactic on local politics? Outing guy resigns midterm, appoints the chosen to replace him so they can get some name recognition And public exposure in the position before the next election, giving them the incumbent edge?


It's very common in Parliamentary systems as well.  It would be very unexpected for a Prime Minister to resign immediately before an election campaign.
 
2014-04-08 03:19:27 AM  
Honestly, I think he could be president.  Out of anybody in politics, he is the one I would want to have a beer with.
 
2014-04-08 03:53:53 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Karac: Satanic_Hamster: djkutch: 2wolves: ecmoRandomNumbers: I think Obama could pull the ultimate troll move and resign his last year just so Crazy Uncle Joe becomes the most powerful man on the planet. Heads would explode, and it would be glorious.

Who would take the V.P. slot?

Boehner. I'm okay with this.

I don't think it works like that.  You only move multiple people up the succession when you have multiple deaths.  Otherwise, Biden takes President and chooses a new VP.

You are correct sir.  Nixon resigned, Ford moved up from VP, and nominated Nelson Rockefeller as his own VP.
However - that nomination would also have to pass the senate, which in modern terms means the position would go unfilled until January 20th of 2017.

meet Vice President Andrew cuomo


 Vice President Andrew Cuomo would give us Second Lady Sandra "Kwanzaa cake" Lee.
 
2014-04-08 04:02:18 AM  
Republicans are just upset he is giving it to his wife. I mean, come on, what politician does that?
 
2014-04-08 04:35:09 AM  

Spotticus: Honestly, I think he could be president.  Out of anybody in politics, he is the one I would want to have a beer with.


He seems to have perspective in a way that very few politicians do.

This guy, I could vote for:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZ6UfXm410
 
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