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(Slate)   "...unless heterosexual male consumers rise up and join with us in demanding better, hotter, more realistic lesbian content, it seems unlikely that the sad state of lesbian pornography will see much improvement anytime soon." RISE UP, MEN   (slate.com) divider line 145
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2014-04-07 06:34:31 PM  
But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.
 
2014-04-07 06:37:10 PM  
The presence of pubic hair on one actress also brought great joy to all assembled. "It's like sighting a whale on a whale watch!" one friend exclaimed at the sight of it.

THAR SHE BLOWS!
 
2014-04-07 06:37:54 PM  

new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.


Exactly. Heterosexual men don't want "real" lesbians, we want Sorostitute LUGs that we've got a shot of a threesome with.

The man hating dyke doesn't want your dick. 18-year-old college girl is willing to fondle boobs for your attention, and they've got it.
 
2014-04-07 06:38:30 PM  
I'd be just fine with lesbian content going away all together.

"Oh look.  It's not just 1 but 2 women that want nothing to do with me."
 
2014-04-07 06:38:38 PM  
FTFA: While men tend to be specialists, becoming aroused only by videos depicting the objects of their sexual interest, women display signs of arousal at almost anything.

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www.futuregirl.com


Some of you are now officially aroused.
 
2014-04-07 06:43:17 PM  
Well, that certainly was a Slate article.
 
2014-04-07 06:58:27 PM  
Oh come on, even the most pc among us stop pretending that girl on girl action isn't hot and guy/guy action isn't horrid. Nothing against gay guys, I support all their rights, it's just a tautology.
 
2014-04-07 07:04:13 PM  

new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.


I can't speak for all guys but some of us dig that stuff. I'm pretty familiar with the crash pad series and pink & white productions. But I also find short hair attractive on girls. And I'm not a fan of bolt-ons. So it's pretty easy to find pixie style alt-girls there.
 
2014-04-07 07:30:35 PM  

new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.


Most also don't want to see "everyday" heterosexuals going at it either.
 
2014-04-07 07:42:22 PM  
"...hotter, more realistic..."

Found your problem, right there. Those two things are mutually exclusive.
 
2014-04-07 07:58:30 PM  

Uzzah: FTFA: While men tend to be specialists, becoming aroused only by videos depicting the objects of their sexual interest, women display signs of arousal at almost anything.

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Some of you are now officially aroused.


How you doin'?

Donnchadha: new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.

Exactly. Heterosexual men don't want "real" lesbians, we want Sorostitute LUGs that we've got a shot of a threesome with.

The man hating dyke doesn't want your dick. 18-year-old college girl is willing to fondle boobs for your $$$ and, attention, and they've got it.


This. Slightly adjusted.
 
2014-04-07 08:27:21 PM  

Tellingthem: But I also find short hair attractive on girls. And I'm not a fan of bolt-ons. So it's pretty easy to find pixie style alt-girls there.


Bieber lookalikes. Got it.

/whatever floats your boat
 
2014-04-07 08:28:02 PM  

Tellingthem: new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.

I can't speak for all guys but some of us dig that stuff. I'm pretty familiar with the crash pad series and pink & white productions. But I also find short hair attractive on girls. And I'm not a fan of bolt-ons. So it's pretty easy to find pixie style alt-girls there.


I have no idea what you're talking about, and I'm ok with that
 
2014-04-07 08:31:28 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Why is it with you guys and that stuff?"
"It's naked ... it's fun ... I can agree with both of them."
 
2014-04-07 08:33:38 PM  
What is this lesbian porn? I'm unfamiliar.
 
2014-04-07 08:34:00 PM  
Is it weird that, as a heterosexual man, I look for that kind of porn? I like real women really enjoying other real women and themselves. There's an intensity to it that... well, is just farking awesome.
 
2014-04-07 08:35:06 PM  
So there's no fattie lesbian porn out there?
No "Stretch Pants Morning" or etc?

/I've seen some pretty great lesbian porn out there...
 
2014-04-07 08:35:59 PM  
images.quebarato.com.mx
 
2014-04-07 08:36:22 PM  

new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.


/True, being a hetro male, i realy don't care to watch lesbian pron at all.  its hot yes, but one on one male /female is much better, esp if its midget pron or something involving pancake batter.

/runs
 
2014-04-07 08:37:08 PM  

Donnchadha: new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.

Exactly. Heterosexual men don't want "real" lesbians, we want Sorostitute LUGs that we've got a shot of a threesome with.

The man hating dyke doesn't want your dick. 18-year-old college girl is willing to fondle boobs for your attention, and they've got it.



Those are two extremes. It's not a binary thing... Either "man hating dyke" or "college girl willing to fondle boobs for your attention". Not all lesbians hate men, mostly they just like women. I'm not in to guys, that doesn't mean I'm a man-hating hetero.

Seeing some reasonably attractive women who are believably in to other women makes for some great fap material, as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I'm just weird that way. But porn stars don't generally do it for me with half-hearted "scenes" when they look like the typical porn star.
 
2014-04-07 08:38:18 PM  
As a heterosexual male whose primary interest in porn is lesbian porn, I have to say I agree with pretty much every word of this article.  Long nailed, fried blond, bored looking women  isthe predominant style of lesbian porn, and its farking awful.  I too ask "who the hell finds this attractive?".  The long nail thing especially, it's so prevalent that I can't even stand to see it on women in everyday life without being reminded of awful porn.

No, the truly best lesbian porn is the type where two women appear to be really into each other.  It's not just fingering and moaning, but also dry humping and kissing.  I just don't go so far as to also like short haired women, I prefer long hair.
 
2014-04-07 08:40:44 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.

Most also don't want to see "everyday" heterosexuals going at it either.


This.  Professionally made porn exists because most porn viewers don't want to see everyday people having normal sex, they want to see hot people having hot sex.

Sex that is comfortable and feels good in real life doesn't always look good on camera.  And sex that looks good on camera isn't always comfortable in real life.  This is why we have professionals who are willing to subject themselves to it.
 
2014-04-07 08:41:32 PM  

Tellingthem: new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.

I can't speak for all guys but some of us dig that stuff. I'm pretty familiar with the crash pad series and pink & white productions. But I also find short hair attractive on girls. And I'm not a fan of bolt-ons. So it's pretty easy to find pixie style alt-girls there.


How are suicide girls realistic?
 
2014-04-07 08:41:52 PM  
If it was truly marketable perhaps there would be more of it? Not a fan of the bolt on plastic bimbos either, but I'll take those any and every day over Rosie O'Donnell doing Marcy from Married with Children.
 
2014-04-07 08:42:06 PM  
From the moment the skinny, feminine, blonde "lesbians" with vast, implanted chests appeared, the group was critical. "Who finds these women attractive?"

Good to see lesbian women attack better looking women too.   It is easier than going to the gym or stepping away from the table, i guess.
 
2014-04-07 08:45:06 PM  
This is like a white supremest complaining about the abundance of Cuckolding videos involve BBC instead of BWC: It's obviously not made for you numbnuts (or numbvags I guess?). You're in a specific niche. Learn to google better, or accept it.

God damn humans...
 
2014-04-07 08:46:29 PM  
Maybe we could demand federal funding for Girlfriend films
 
2014-04-07 08:46:32 PM  
Abby Winters
 
2014-04-07 08:47:47 PM  
What you don't see is homemade lesbian porn available in all the usual places. I'm sure some must be being made. But unless it's out there for consumption by those making it, I'm not shedding any tears for those complaining about the quality.
 
2014-04-07 08:48:35 PM  
"Apparently, even lesbians have no idea how real lesbians have sex." Ah, journalism fail... now, me, I am all for continued research into this subject, say 6 mo to a few years as director and participant into lipstick lesbians, ala Brazzers or Vivid, then 3-4 yrs of Farking Machines dot com, then full circle back to one on one with 12-15 Suicide Babes... and then calm down with a bunch of Pinup Girls... might take me 10 yrs or so until I can submit my report... or I have a Heart Attack!
 
2014-04-07 08:49:35 PM  
I've about decided I'm more into the things that other people are into than anything in particular.

I read sexuality forums for me jollies.
 
2014-04-07 08:51:05 PM  
I'd sort of assumed porn was like water, naturally filling all of the niches that could contain it.  If there's a market for whatever-porn, why hasn't someone spent the requisite 6 hours of their life producing and editing it?
 
2014-04-07 08:51:14 PM  

darkjezter: This. Professionally made porn exists because most porn viewers don't want to see everyday people having normal sex, they want to see hot people having hot sex.


I don't really care for the "professional porn" anymore, but I certainly appreciate it's purpose. I've never filmed myself and a partner having sex, partly because I'm pretty sure I look more like a platypus attempting the worm on a dance floor while in the act than a pro, like, I dunno...Peter North.
 
2014-04-07 08:51:55 PM  
The author is kind of right. Most "lesbian" porn is really just two girls fondling each other or doing each other with those giant, ridiculous sex toys. And, as a hetero male, I can say that I just don't find a silicone enhanced porn star doing another silicone enhanced porn star with a giant purple strap-on arousing at all.

Also, in the interest of full disclosure, I can say I've always had a thing for tomboy types and the pixie alt girls. And, when I have a hankerin for lesbian porn, I seek out porn that features them.

In conclusion, everyone has their thing. Now off to find some alt girls lesbo porn.

/I don't care what anyone says, pubic hair is gross.
//Yes, even on guys.
 
2014-04-07 08:52:02 PM  
Girls out west. The Aussie accents make it amazing.
 
2014-04-07 08:52:22 PM  

Killer Cars: I've never filmed myself and a partner having sex, partly because I'm pretty sure I look more like a platypus attempting the worm on a dance floor while in the act


There is an audience for that. Hell, don't even have to record it, just start up a webcam thing.
 
2014-04-07 08:53:09 PM  
I'm sorry, I'm all risen up for the time being. Maybe I'll rise again in a couple of hours but I ain't making any guarantees.
 
2014-04-07 08:53:58 PM  
The only really good porn is true amateur porn.

Fake looking chicks don't do it for me.
 
2014-04-07 08:54:01 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: This is like a white supremest complaining


I'm a bacon cheeseburger supremest and I never complain.
 
2014-04-07 08:54:11 PM  
Manly men can all agree that two bored makeup slathered barbie dolls stabbing one another in the crotch with press on nails is much hotter that androgynous hipster pixie girls giggling as they frolic about wearing nothing but vegan sneakers.
 
2014-04-07 08:54:52 PM  

sand_in_my_vagoo: giant purple strap-on


my new lounge band name
 
2014-04-07 08:55:51 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: I'm a bacon cheeseburger supremest and I never complain.


But apparently lesbians do if they feel their style of porn is not catered to.

I reiterate: if mainstream porn isn't satisfying your fapping needs, learn to work Google better and/or make your own.

And hookers and blackjack, etc etc.
 
2014-04-07 09:00:22 PM  
Waitaminute. Some people pay for porn?

Okay, people, pay attention, because I'm only going to say this once:  PORN IS FREE!!
 
2014-04-07 09:02:41 PM  
Pass. As a white heterosexual male these women see me as Satan so I'm not going to do anything to help them. I'm invoking privilege and standing behind the line in the sand.
 
2014-04-07 09:03:02 PM  

new_york_monty: But heterosexual men probably don't want to watch "everyday" lesbians going at it, which, if I'm not mistaken, is what the women in the article's ad hoc focus group seemed to want. So the author's premise is flawed. If heterosexual men rise up to demand better, hotter lesbian content, they won't be demanding anything more realistic.


Hell, I'm annoyed when the men in hetero porn aren't in shape, too.  Have some damned professional pride, being an out-of-shape porn actor is akin to being a fat jockey or an anorexic boxer.

Realism isn't really something I want from goddamned pornography of all things.
 
2014-04-07 09:03:37 PM  
More realistic lesbians? So they want overweight, hairy women in flannel with short hair and moustaches?
 
2014-04-07 09:03:42 PM  
Maybe it has more to do with women not being able to act, direct, produce, or write as good as men.
 
2014-04-07 09:06:15 PM  
You know there's some nice looking ladies out there married to men who like to get together with other ladies. And they;re pretty ladies and thats not just the beer talking. Very nice ladies.
 
2014-04-07 09:06:59 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Maybe it has more to do with women not being able to act, direct, produce, or write as good as men.


Because everyone watches porn for the fine acting, writing and production values.
 
2014-04-07 09:08:42 PM  
Clearly this is a topic that requires more research.  You know, for science.
 
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