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(Chicago Trib)   Chicago police successfully lowered the crime rate. By not reporting crime   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 6
    More: Dumbass, Chicago Police, Chicago, crime rates, aggravated assault, inspector generals, CPD, Illinois State Police  
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2014-04-07 06:33:26 PM  
2 votes:
Bubbles always sold the most whiteys in Hamsterdam
2014-04-08 04:00:43 AM  
1 votes:

redhook: Can we just nuke Chicago already? And might as well get Detroit while we're at it, just to be safe.


Nuke Detroit? What difference would that make?
2014-04-07 09:43:11 PM  
1 votes:

bim1154: Chicago.. burn it to the ground and I won't shed a tear.


It's been tried already, they blamed a cow and rebuilt it.  Ra's al Ghul will have to try again.
2014-04-07 09:26:18 PM  
1 votes:

bim1154: Chicago.. burn it to the ground and I won't shed a tear.


If someone is going to burn it to the ground, can they give me a heads up? I'm not from here originally and don't want to burn for things that aren't my sins.
2014-04-07 08:35:16 PM  
1 votes:

bim1154: Chicago.. burn it to the ground and I won't shed a tear.


Mrs. O'Leary's cow approves.
2014-04-07 08:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair, if it isn't a crime casserole, it really isn't crime.
 
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