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(Metronews.ca)   When planning to carjack someone it helps if a) you take the car, and b) you and victim don't know each other   (metronews.ca) divider line 23
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2014-04-07 06:03:20 PM  
More of a keyjacking.
 
2014-04-07 07:19:44 PM  
What's C?
 
2014-04-07 07:23:21 PM  
Shakeen Quindelle Johnson-Carvery


He never had a chance...
 
2014-04-07 07:26:27 PM  
If someone goes all Carvery on your Johnson, that's not good.
 
2014-04-07 07:28:27 PM  
Wow, key parties have really changed for the worse.
 
2014-04-07 07:30:54 PM  
Ahhh Halifax, did you hear they recently had a plane crash into a graveyard?  They've spent the last month discovering dozens of bodies and expect to continue the search & rescue right through the summer.
 
2014-04-07 07:34:05 PM  
I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?
 
2014-04-07 07:37:37 PM  
I'm here for the 5:00 free crack give away!

That wasn't me, Rhonda.
 
2014-04-07 07:48:59 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Ahhh Halifax, did you hear they recently had a plane crash into a graveyard?  They've spent the last month discovering dozens of bodies and expect to continue the search & rescue right through the summer.


Where are they planning to bury the survivors?
 
2014-04-07 07:57:00 PM  
OT: Drew just tweeted that everyone gets a free day of TF if Kentucky wins. You praying people, get busy.
 
2014-04-07 08:01:30 PM  
i1236.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 08:01:58 PM  
Sounds like a key chain fetish
 
2014-04-07 08:04:08 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Shakeen Quindelle Johnson-Carvery


He never had a chance...


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Her brother Toby, however, was attractive and successful.
 
2014-04-07 08:11:55 PM  

Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?


Where does it say he was stoned?
 
2014-04-07 08:16:39 PM  

lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?


Stoned or stupid, same effect.
 
2014-04-07 08:17:42 PM  

Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?

Stoned or stupid, same effect.


Yeah, but stoned wears off.
 
2014-04-07 08:21:04 PM  

zulius: What's C?


C: Report to jail you armed-robbin' dumbass.
 
2014-04-07 08:21:41 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?

Stoned or stupid, same effect.

Yeah, but stoned wears off.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-07 08:23:58 PM  

Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?

Stoned or stupid, same effect.


That's the justification for your comment?

Well ok then, I guess.
 
2014-04-07 08:33:30 PM  

lindalouwho: Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?

Stoned or stupid, same effect.

That's the justification for your comment?

Well ok then, I guess.


So carjacking somebody but forgetting the car is a sane, rational act?
 
2014-04-07 08:50:13 PM  

Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: lindalouwho: Gleeman: I was told stoned people don't commit crimes?

Where does it say he was stoned?

Stoned or stupid, same effect.

That's the justification for your comment?

Well ok then, I guess.

So carjacking somebody but forgetting the car is a sane, rational act?


Way to avoid the question.
 
2014-04-07 10:59:20 PM  
Ha!
 
2014-04-08 07:54:54 AM  
Since nobody has said it yet, doesn't this qualify as a MASSIVE FAIL?!!
 
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