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2014-04-07 05:38:23 PM  
caught in video surveillance two days before Christmas passionately embracing and kissing one of his congressional aides

So why is this just becoming news now?
 
2014-04-07 05:40:34 PM  

fusillade762: caught in video surveillance two days before Christmas passionately embracing and kissing one of his congressional aides

So why is this just becoming news now?


I'm guessing because the video just became public recently, but then again I RTFA and the original ones it's linked to.
 
2014-04-07 05:41:10 PM  
"While I realize I serve the public, I would appreciate the privacy given to my children as we get through this."

This is the same guy who used his kids in his election video where he was defending the Christian way of life in this country. What a dick.
 
2014-04-07 05:43:04 PM  
cp91278.aetv.com

"At least he's cheatin' on his wife with a God-fearin' woman, as Jesus intended."
 
2014-04-07 05:49:12 PM  
wait - he was having an affair with a woman? i don't believe it!
 
2014-04-07 05:57:26 PM  
What sort of halfwit would, while staring at a horizontally oriented monitor for an extended period of time with no external pressures, would decide to hold his phone vertically in an attempt to capture the picture? I mean, seriously. How completely without the capacity to perform even the most basic critical thinking do you need to be for that to happen?
 
2014-04-07 06:12:13 PM  
Mistletoe claims another victim.
 
2014-04-07 06:15:24 PM  
Hahaha. He's messing with the wife of one of his major donors.

He's not smart enough to even stay in Congress as a Republican. He's needs to switch to Liberatian instead.
 
2014-04-07 06:22:48 PM  
He was so broken up by the loss of the Benghazi Heroes AND the total government takeover of all healthcare than he had no CHOICE to seek solace in the arms of a younger, more flexible woman.

I hope you're happy Fartbongo! Another arrow removed from Jesus' Quiver!
 
2014-04-07 06:27:45 PM  
He is family values,
He values his family as props and part of Heath Peacock's family as a sperm repository.
 
2014-04-07 06:42:39 PM  
He was giving her the mandatory oral health examination required by Section 916(b) of Obamacare.
 
2014-04-07 06:58:46 PM  
So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.
 
2014-04-07 07:00:44 PM  

HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.


The wife might have been part of the deal.
 
2014-04-07 07:00:51 PM  
LOL for the actual story involved, but cringe at linking to DailyKos for the source.  It's like the Fox Nation of the left.
 
2014-04-07 07:00:58 PM  
I have no problem with someone taking a mistress.  It's better for the kids than splitting up (probably).  Whatever happened to those traditional family values (you know, the ones that were actually practiced)?
 
2014-04-07 07:01:29 PM  
(R)... who campaigned for office last fall as a devout Christian and devoted husband and father ...

don't they all, don't they all.  it's always the the loud "holier than thou" politicians who are the absolute opposite of what they claim to be (and that's almost 80% of the Republicans in office).

what i want to bring to your attention though (as if you didn't already know) is how it's ALWAYS the Liberals that are ruining this country that constantly lie to their constituents & mislead the public for personal gain, they're the ones you need to be cautious of.
 
2014-04-07 07:05:34 PM  

Pocket Ninja: What sort of halfwit would, while staring at a horizontally oriented monitor for an extended period of time with no external pressures, would decide to hold his phone vertically in an attempt to capture the picture? I mean, seriously. How completely without the capacity to perform even the most basic critical thinking do you need to be for that to happen?


well it's like I always say

fly this piece of shiat planet into the sun, it's over
 
2014-04-07 07:07:31 PM  
Ah yes.  Reminds me of Jim Gibbons, literally the worst Governor in the entire United States if you measure by number of overturned vetoes in one legislative session.

Short version: he was going through a divorce with his wife, and some reporters for the local ABC affiliate stopped him as he was arriving on a plane in to Reno, asking him what he'd been doing on his trip and if he went with anyone, specifically this gal his wife said was one of his mistresses.  He got all evasive, finally said no, a lot, and as he's repeatedly denying it the reporters watch as the woman they asked about walks out of the terminal and goes to get in Gibbons' state-issued official SUV.  The reaction after they pointed this out was priceless.

Long story: this article right here.  Comes with a transcript.  Sadly, no video.
 
2014-04-07 07:08:10 PM  

Isitoveryet: it's always the the loud "holier than thou" politicians who are the absolute opposite of what they claim to be


Right, but this always leaves them the "My friends, I have sinned, but I have repented and am right with the Lord again, so just forgive me, you little twerps, and lets move back to making sh*t up about the Democrats, as God intended." card.
 
2014-04-07 07:10:30 PM  
So basically he's done more harm to the sanctity of marriage than any gay people i know.
 
2014-04-07 07:12:34 PM  
When will you libtards understand this was all because of Obama and the legalization of gay marriage!!!11
 
2014-04-07 07:12:49 PM  

Calmamity: Isitoveryet: it's always the the loud "holier than thou" politicians who are the absolute opposite of what they claim to be

Right, but this always leaves them the "My friends, I have sinned, but I have repented and am right with the Lord again, so just forgive me, you little twerps, and lets move back to making sh*t up about the Democrats, as God intended." card.


YES!

the sinner who has been saved! "i'm just like you Brothers & Sisters!"
makes me farking sick the way they pervert religion.
 
2014-04-07 07:17:11 PM  

FlashHarry: wait - he was having an affair with a woman? i don't believe it!


Obviously a RINO.
 
2014-04-07 07:17:33 PM  
"We have Sunday morning breakfast before church," McAllister said. "I don't do the dishes, but I do cook. I'm the griller."

And apparently also the driller.
 
2014-04-07 07:28:07 PM  
Clearly he's just explaining how that light switch works to her. This is from Louisiana after all.
 
2014-04-07 07:28:11 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I have no problem with someone taking a mistress.  It's better for the kids than splitting up (probably).  Whatever happened to those traditional family values (you know, the ones that were actually practiced)?


I am convinced that most people would be happier if they (and their spouse) had a lover on the side. But then I think about modern VD....
 
2014-04-07 07:34:15 PM  
His strong family values, love for his wife and devotion to his family forced him to have an affair. Because he enjoys a good pegging, and being a good Christian, good husband, and devoted family man, he couldn't request that of his wife because she is a good Christian woman and asking her to do that would demean her and leave her in an unfavorable light in the eyes of God, thus weakening his family and causing the possibility of his family breaking apart. And being a devout family man and Christian, he couldn't let that happen, not on his watch. That is why he sinned with that evil, conniving harlot.

By the way, anybody got a picture of the harlot? She looked like she has a juicy ass.
 
2014-04-07 07:36:03 PM  
Predictably, he is playing the "I have sinned and beg forgiveness" card.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/04/vance_mcallister_affa ir _video.html
 
2014-04-07 07:39:02 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Predictably, he is playing the "I have sinned and beg forgiveness" card.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/04/vance_mcallister_affa ir _video.html


What is he supposed to do? I doubt the "Hey look man, her ass looked good, my dick was hard and shiat happened. By the way, the pussy's good!" card would play to well.
 
2014-04-07 07:40:01 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-07 07:40:50 PM  
Ok, I've reviewed the clip in TFA and... it looks like they're just praying.

I know you dirty Libs like to see things that aren't there & read in to the slightest subtle hints BUT everyone knows when you pray in the dark, God hears those prayers clearer and is likely to responded faster.
 
2014-04-07 07:42:05 PM  

ongbok: Close2TheEdge: Predictably, he is playing the "I have sinned and beg forgiveness" card.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/04/vance_mcallister_affa ir _video.html

What is he supposed to do? I doubt the "Hey look man, her ass looked good, my dick was hard and shiat happened. By the way, the pussy's good!" card would play to well.


he'd get more respect from me if he were honest about it BUT no, he will lie and his people will eat it up like a milkshake.
 
2014-04-07 07:42:55 PM  

ongbok: Close2TheEdge: Predictably, he is playing the "I have sinned and beg forgiveness" card.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/04/vance_mcallister_affa ir _video.html

What is he supposed to do? I doubt the "Hey look man, her ass looked good, my dick was hard and shiat happened. By the way, the pussy's good!" card would play to well.


He could resign for having violated the public's trust.  If he truly stands for all the family values shiat he said in his campaign videos, then it would be the honorable thing to do.  Oh he didnt really mean those things?  Well, you know what they say about glass houses.

Seriously, I don't expect the guy to resign.  I don't even necessarily think what he did is all that terrible.  But I loathe hypocritical Christian assholes like this.
 
2014-04-07 07:44:36 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [cp91278.aetv.com image 768x432]

"At least he's cheatin' on his wife with a God-fearin' woman, as Jesus intended."


Did that clown actually say that?  Because I was just thinking it's only a matter of time before they start slapping each other on the back for cheating with women instead of men or boys.
 
2014-04-07 07:45:40 PM  
This is Louisiana Christian Family Values. This guys will supported by the throwbacks and knuckle draggers from his district.

/not from his district but all of Louisiana is like this, hence the Vitter thing
 
2014-04-07 07:48:49 PM  

HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.


Awesome is debatable. A good 50% of DC interns are prime grade AAA smokin hot cream of the crop college age hitable and horny as hell 'I'll do anything for you to like me' ass. (Their first 'real' job and they can see congress critters from TV in the halls!!!). Most of the rest are still, at worst, college nerdy hot, which is still hot. And horny.

So this guy porkin a donors wife seems kinda lame, possibly. She sorta looks like a chubby soccer mom from the vid. Which, hey great! I'm no studman69. But if he was a baller, he'd be holding the ankles of a 20yo cheerleader poli sci geek behind her ears while he spits in his hand to lube up his knob as he transitions from her vag while telling her what a 'great and important job' she's doing.

/just sayin'
 
Rat
2014-04-07 07:48:51 PM  
Hypocrisy transcends political affiliation.

© who knew?
 
2014-04-07 07:50:58 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.

Awesome is debatable. A good 50% of DC interns are prime grade AAA smokin hot cream of the crop college age hitable and horny as hell 'I'll do anything for you to like me' ass. (Their first 'real' job and they can see congress critters from TV in the halls!!!). Most of the rest are still, at worst, college nerdy hot, which is still hot. And horny.

So this guy porkin a donors wife seems kinda lame, possibly. She sorta looks like a chubby soccer mom from the vid. Which, hey great! I'm no studman69. But if he was a baller, he'd be holding the ankles of a 20yo cheerleader poli sci geek behind her ears while he spits in his hand to lube up his knob as he transitions from her vag while telling her what a 'great and important job' she's doing.

/just sayin'


Oh, wait. Was this state level? Nevermind my last comment. Anything above farm animal is a farking huge score. Carry on.
 
2014-04-07 07:56:52 PM  

HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.

"If you can't take their money & fark 'em, you have no business being in politics."

-- (former) San Francisco Mayor WIllie Brown

//he was speaking metaphorically, in this case about the cigarette lobby, but it still applies
 
2014-04-07 07:57:07 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.

Awesome is debatable. A good 50% of DC interns are prime grade AAA smokin hot cream of the crop college age hitable and horny as hell 'I'll do anything for you to like me' ass. (Their first 'real' job and they can see congress critters from TV in the halls!!!). Most of the rest are still, at worst, college nerdy hot, which is still hot. And horny.

So this guy porkin a donors wife seems kinda lame, possibly. She sorta looks like a chubby soccer mom from the vid. Which, hey great! I'm no studman69. But if he was a baller, he'd be holding the ankles of a 20yo cheerleader poli sci geek behind her ears while he spits in his hand to lube up his knob as he transitions from her vag while telling her what a 'great and important job' she's doing.

/just sayin'


go on...
 
2014-04-07 08:01:30 PM  

HawgWild: So he was banging the wife of a dude who gave his campaign thousands of dollars.

That's cold, man. Awesomely cold.


He will go far as a politician
He's got that sociopath thing going for him
 
2014-04-07 08:13:10 PM  

ongbok: Close2TheEdge: Predictably, he is playing the "I have sinned and beg forgiveness" card.

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/04/vance_mcallister_affa ir _video.html

What is he supposed to do? I doubt the "Hey look man, her ass looked good, my dick was hard and shiat happened. By the way, the pussy's good!" card would play to well.


Are you familiar with Louisiana politics? They regularly elect adulterers, thieves, bigots, organized crime puppets, and general shiatheads.

You'd be in more trouble in Louisiana if you didn't cheat on your wife.
 
2014-04-07 08:20:22 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: HawgWild:

Oh, wait. Was this state level? Nevermind my last comment. Anything above farm animal is a farking huge score. Carry on.


State level?  He's U.S. House of Reps.  But post was amusing enough that you escape punishment, this time.
 
2014-04-07 08:25:45 PM  
Why are you judging his moral choices?
 
2014-04-07 08:38:45 PM  

cchris_39: Why are you judging his moral choices?


Hell, I'm proud of him. At least it was a chick this time and no weird diaper play or anything.
 
2014-04-07 08:39:03 PM  

cchris_39: Why are you judging his moral choices?



So what you're saying is libulardos are the real hypocrites for not living up to some imaginary ideal of total immorality you have for them, right?  As opposed to noting that this guy is specifically violating not only his personal values but those he's trying to impose on others through his position as a lawmaker?

You're not Jesus, this isn't a stoning.
 
2014-04-07 08:39:37 PM  
Meanwhile, Republican pundits everywhere are just having a sign of relief that it was with a woman.
 
2014-04-07 08:40:58 PM  

cchris_39: Why are you judging his moral choices?


Hypocrisy isn't a moral choice.
 
2014-04-07 08:42:42 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He was so broken up by the loss of the Benghazi Heroes AND the total government takeover of all healthcare than he had no CHOICE to seek solace in the arms of a younger, more flexible woman.

I hope you're happy Fartbongo! Another arrow removed from Jesus' Quiver!


Ah, the old "I cheated on my wife because I am so darn patriotic!" defense.

Well, it worked for Newt.  I don't see why it wouldn't for this guy.
 
2014-04-07 08:45:08 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: cchris_39: Why are you judging his moral choices?

Hypocrisy isn't a moral choice.


Hypocrisy? I can't find a single speech or campaign ad that he condemns adultery.

Can you?
 
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