madcan34: his mutant power is to look like a douche?
FloridaFarkTag: Just think if they had Kitty Pride hawking one of those burgers...."it goes right thru you..."(doubt Ellen Page would hawk for hamburgers, though)
cousin-merle: madcan34: his mutant power is to look like a douche?He uses his super speed to find out about obscure bands before anyone else.
Flappyhead: MaudlinMutantMollusk: They've got Mystique hawking crappy Carl's Jr. bacon burgers around here/we're going to reach saturation real fast at this rate//along with the commensurate complete loss of interestUgh remember the Star Wars prequel tie-ins? I think I saw Yoda and Darth Vader on everything except condoms.
Flappyhead: Ugh remember the Star Wars prequel tie-ins? I think I saw Yoda and Darth Vader on everything except condoms.
ReapTheChaos: Oh who the fark cares. You gad damned nerds take shiat too seriously, get over yourselves.
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