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(The Raw Story)   Glenn Beck says Jeebus sent down Tea Party candidate to cleanse the 'progressive disease' from America. Also some bullshiat about Joseph Smith   (rawstory.com) divider line 58
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2014-04-07 05:34:34 PM
Glenn Beck says God sent Tea Party challenger to wipe out 'progressive' Mitch McConnell

Please, proceed.
 
2014-04-07 05:45:52 PM
From TFA:

Bevin made national news last week after he spoke at a rally for legalized cockfighting, although the Republican insisted he thought the rally was more broadly in favor of state rights - rather than explicitly supportive of a state's right to allow bloodsport.

Hmm....

I wonder what particular state's right he is interested in?
 
2014-04-07 06:17:30 PM
I love how every time Beck opens his mouth, he sets Mormons back another ten years, which is no small accomplishment, considering that they haven't progressed much since 1830. There isn't enough social media spin or "I Am A Mormon" ads you can buy to offset Beck-magnitude stupidity. I swear to Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Smith that this has to be performance art.
 
2014-04-07 06:27:34 PM
By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.
 
2014-04-07 06:33:51 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.


I would just like to say fark you very much for the distinct visual. Feh.
 
2014-04-07 06:36:13 PM
Tea Party candidates can usually only beat establishment Republicans and then get trounced by Democrats in even-sided elections.  I would think that Jesus would come up with a plan that wasn't a steaming pile of horseshiat, but I am not much of a religious guy so what do I know?
 
2014-04-07 06:52:52 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.


This is why I rarely read the articles first and go straight to the comments.
 
2014-04-07 06:56:57 PM
Wait, is this why the American right-wing is so anti-science? Do they think that if they "cleanse" all the "progressives," we'll eventually be forced to revert to the golden 1890s?
 
2014-04-07 07:02:08 PM
Caring for your fellow man, no matter who it is, working for social justice and equality.  These are symptoms of a disease in America huh?

Ugh..  I wish i could be proud of my country.
 
2014-04-07 07:16:41 PM
"These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.
 
2014-04-07 07:20:49 PM

AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.


Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.
 
2014-04-07 07:23:32 PM
and the Lord said to Beck, 'go and become wealthy'.
 
2014-04-07 07:25:31 PM
Glenn Beck is an entertainer bringing home a paycheck. The nonsense he spews is moderately disconcerting at best. What's outright terrifying are the legions of followers who actually believe the ideas coming out of his mouth.

You know why con men prey overwhelmingly on the religious? They've already demonstrated their gullibility.
 
2014-04-07 07:27:57 PM
www.superfreegift.com
 
2014-04-07 07:28:03 PM
did we not agree we were going to stop printing 'what Glen Beck says'?
 
2014-04-07 07:28:11 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I love how every time Beck opens his mouth, he sets Mormons back another ten years, which is no small accomplishment, considering that they haven't progressed much since 1830. There isn't enough social media spin or "I Am A Mormon" ads you can buy to offset Beck-magnitude stupidity. I swear to Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Smith that this has to be performance art.


He's a Mormon? Huh. TIL.
 
2014-04-07 07:31:39 PM

Flappyhead: AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.

Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.

Aluminum or golden? Y'know, since he's so into gold and all, what with the GoldLine thing. Of course, watching too much Beck can act as an agent to cause one to be afflicted with paranoia. Oh, and is that you, Li'l Slugger neé Shōnen Bat?
 
2014-04-07 07:38:23 PM
Y'know who ELSE said that people he didn't like were a disease that needed to be cleansed?
 
2014-04-07 07:38:31 PM

DjangoStonereaver: From TFA:

Bevin made national news last week after he spoke at a rally for legalized cockfighting, although the Republican insisted he thought the rally was more broadly in favor of state rights - rather than explicitly supportive of a state's right to allow bloodsport.

Hmm....

I wonder what particular state's right he is interested in?


I always thought that states had powers and people had rights. I should study it out more or something.
 
2014-04-07 07:47:24 PM
Glenn is clearly only referring to the Mormon God - Joseph Smith. Christian God and Christian Jesus couldn't be reached for comment in time for this article.
 
2014-04-07 07:48:35 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Mr. Coffee Nerves: By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.

I would just like to say fark you very much for the distinct visual. Feh.


I thought it was quite Lincoln-esque myself. Four score and all that.

Then again masturbation was a disease cured by eating graham crackers, getting electroshocks and praying to Jebus in the late 1800s.
 
2014-04-07 08:04:44 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.


Can't....stop...giggling...
 
2014-04-07 08:11:08 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: Caring for your fellow man, no matter who it is, working for social justice and equality.  These are symptoms of a disease in America huh?

Ugh..  I wish i could be proud of my country.


Oh you can be proud of your country. This fool is an outlier.
It's the media corporations that we should be ashamed of.
 
2014-04-07 08:15:27 PM

fusillade762: Glenn Beck says God sent Tea Party challenger to wipe out 'progressive' Mitch McConnell

Please, proceed.


Wait WAT?

forums.finalgear.com
 
2014-04-07 08:15:53 PM

SnakeLee: Tea Party candidates can usually only beat establishment Republicans and then get trounced by Democrats in even-sided elections.  I would think that Jesus would come up with a plan that wasn't a steaming pile of horseshiat, but I am not much of a religious guy so what do I know?


Or maybe, since Jesus's point was not to hate each other, he's planning for the Dems to win?
 
2014-04-07 08:21:06 PM

Summercat: ecmoRandomNumbers: I love how every time Beck opens his mouth, he sets Mormons back another ten years, which is no small accomplishment, considering that they haven't progressed much since 1830. There isn't enough social media spin or "I Am A Mormon" ads you can buy to offset Beck-magnitude stupidity. I swear to Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Smith that this has to be performance art.

He's a Mormon? Huh. TIL.


He converted to Mormonism as an adult too, wasn't raised one. He knows a lot of his audience dislike Mormons, so he will only mention it rarely. I begrudgingly pay attention to Beck because my mom and step-dad think he is sincere, and watch and listen to him daily. A few years ago he did a show talking about a conspiracy to hide archaeological evidence that Native Americans were descended from ancient Israel. My parents thought it was just usual anti-government stuff from Beck, I had to show them how the historians he brought on were Mormon historians, and that they were doing this because it was Mormon theology. My parents still defended his ridiculous show saying he made good points. His evidence was complete shiat...

shiatty Beck History   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgnRN-GOLLI
 
2014-04-07 08:31:19 PM

Flappyhead: AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.

Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.


Before you all jump on, I want dibs on beating him with a candlestick in the library.
 
2014-04-07 08:48:13 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-04-07 08:52:21 PM
Glennn Beck is a brain-lesion suffering dolt who needs to be cleansed.
 
2014-04-07 08:59:02 PM

COMALite J: Flappyhead: AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.

Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.
Aluminum or golden? Y'know, since he's so into gold and all, what with the GoldLine thing. Of course, watching too much Beck can act as an agent to cause one to be afflicted with paranoia. Oh, and is that you, Li'l Slugger neé Shōnen Bat?


You think too small.

Louisville slugger. 10 penny nails. Rusted in a bucket of rancid horse urine.

"Apply directly to the forehead"
 
2014-04-07 09:01:01 PM
Hey Glenn...
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
Time to take your meds, there, Glenn.
 
2014-04-07 09:06:10 PM

mr intrepid: COMALite J: Flappyhead: AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.

Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.
Aluminum or golden? Y'know, since he's so into gold and all, what with the GoldLine thing. Of course, watching too much Beck can act as an agent to cause one to be afflicted with paranoia. Oh, and is that you, Li'l Slugger neé Shōnen Bat?

You think too small.

Louisville slugger. 10 penny nails. Rusted in a bucket of rancid horse urine.

"Apply directly to the forehead"


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 09:06:19 PM
img.photobucket.com

Very interested in disease-cleansing.
 
2014-04-07 09:20:31 PM

SnakeLee: Tea Party candidates can usually only beat establishment Republicans and then get trounced by Democrats in even-sided elections.  I would think that Jesus would come up with a plan that wasn't a steaming pile of horseshiat, but I am not much of a religious guy so what do I know?


Jesus might not really be on their side. He might be f**king with them.
 
2014-04-07 09:25:27 PM
This NSFW video will teach you everything you need to know about Joseph Smith.
 
2014-04-07 09:37:21 PM
The Tea Party kills me. Ranting about the evils of progressivism, yet supporting Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, the military empire, and the progressive definitions of "interstate commerce" and "general welfare."
 
2014-04-07 10:07:23 PM

DrPainMD: The Tea Party kills me. Ranting about the evils of progressivism, yet supporting Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, the military empire, and the progressive definitions of "interstate commerce" and "general welfare."


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-07 10:16:19 PM
 Maybe this was his way to commemorate  the anniversary of the Rwandan genocide.
 
2014-04-07 10:20:40 PM
Glenn Beck. F*ck him. Not literally.
 
2014-04-07 10:45:07 PM

LordJiro: Y'know who ELSE said that people he didn't like were a disease that needed to be cleansed?


God. Right before the Flood. Look it up.

/personally when I need a good "cleanse" I buy a bottle of prune juice
 
2014-04-07 10:53:36 PM

Flappyhead: AliceBToklasLives: "These are the beginnings of miracles, but it requires us to stand, and it requires us to get hit," he said.

Ok.

Is he volunteering?  Please tell me he's volunteering.  My aluminum baseball bat really wants him to be volunteering.


His name is Mud
 
2014-04-07 10:54:14 PM

wandero: Wait, is this why the American right-wing is so anti-science? Do they think that if they "cleanse" all the "progressives," we'll eventually be forced to revert to the golden 1890s?


These rightards seem to think that Liberals and all those other people they don't like will just submit and meekly march in line into the gas chambers.

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Boy, will they be in for a shock when they find out that those allegedly pussy libs will fight them back tooth and nail.

/And then the rightards will scream "RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION!!"
 
2014-04-07 11:06:46 PM

TheMysticS: His name is Mud


media.npr.org

or

www.okno.mk
 
2014-04-07 11:30:28 PM
Gerbils eat their young. Republicans eat their old.
 
2014-04-07 11:42:00 PM

Practical_Draconian: ecmoRandomNumbers: Mr. Coffee Nerves: By 2016, 2018 at the absolute latest, you'll hear the horns of several hundred SSI-paid Hoverrounds calling for the head of the traitorous RINO liberals Rand Paul and Rick Santorum.

The only True Conservative left standing will be Saint Sarah, for even though by 2018 she'll look like a basketball left out in the rain, she'll still give the Real 'Mercans curious stirrings even the most vigorous rag-stick scrubbing cannot quell.

I would just like to say fark you very much for the distinct visual. Feh.

I thought it was quite Lincoln-esque myself. Four score and all that.

Then again masturbation was a disease cured by eating graham crackers, getting electroshocks and praying to Jebus in the late 1800s.


If masturbation is a disease, your mom is the cure.

I am sorry that was mean. I am going to beat myself.
 
2014-04-07 11:46:07 PM
Eat the Republicans, Glenn. Eat every last one of them.
 
2014-04-08 12:18:50 AM
Can we please send Glenn Beck on his mission to Uganda?

Too bad we can't just turn him off, like a light switch.

Hasa Diga Eebowai!
 
2014-04-08 12:46:44 AM

fusillade762: Glenn Beck says God sent Tea Party challenger to wipe out 'progressive' Mitch McConnell

Please, proceed.


"Let me tell you something: Mitch McConnell is as big of a danger to this country as Barack Obama is," Beck told the crowd. "The progressive disease is in both parties. Big government is a philosophy in both parties, period. It is antithetical to the American system, period."

Ok. In context this makes more sense.

/nonetheless
//it's Glenn Beck
 
2014-04-08 01:10:23 AM
Watch Glenn Beck become a Son of Perdition according to his own religion, on his own TV show, within the first ¼ minutes of this video.
(Note: this was some 2½ years (~¼ decade) before that three-word phrase became an Internet meme thanks to Cold War Connie.)
 
2014-04-08 01:19:45 AM
I think it says everything about someone when they consider a word like "progressive" to be something bad.
 
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