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(Gawker)   Man arrested for DUI while wearing dumbest possible shirt   (gawker.com) divider line 72
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2014-04-07 04:11:11 PM
Where did you come up with this witty headline, schlubby?
 
2014-04-07 04:44:52 PM
Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.
 
2014-04-07 04:51:11 PM

vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.


Cougar Bait level is high in this one.
 
2014-04-07 05:20:34 PM
Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident

Ah, an OSU student. That explains so much. There really is nothing else to do there other than get drunk.

Assuming they meant "Corvallis" and not some other similarly named Oregon town I'm unaware of.
 
2014-04-07 05:24:39 PM
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2014-04-07 05:35:49 PM

vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.


He is ridiculously photogenic. Ridiculously photogenic reckless alcoholic girlfriend strangler guy.
 
2014-04-07 05:36:19 PM
You big dummy!
 
2014-04-07 05:36:43 PM
That's almost as bad as the car I used to see that had Jack Daniels paraphernalia showing in the rear window and a license plate that said "JD COKE."
 
2014-04-07 05:37:24 PM
www.popfi.com

But sometimes it should be.
 
2014-04-07 05:39:14 PM

Danger Avoid Death: [www.popfi.com image 288x360]

But sometimes it should be.


Man, Aaron Paul needs to go on a diet.
 
2014-04-07 05:40:53 PM
Gawker from Drudge
 
2014-04-07 05:41:21 PM
I thought it was going to say "Tase me bro!"
 
2014-04-07 05:43:00 PM
Awesome Possum?
 
2014-04-07 05:43:26 PM
Expected "Take me drunk I'm home, ossifer"
 
2014-04-07 05:44:05 PM
"McMakin told police he was behind the wheel because his girlfriend didn't know how to drive a stick."

Well, yeah, that would explain the drinking.
 
2014-04-07 05:44:50 PM
Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt
 
2014-04-07 05:45:42 PM
I like that shirt
 
2014-04-07 05:48:04 PM
His girlfriends shirt said, I'm With Stupid.
 
2014-04-07 05:48:40 PM

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I do like the Monopoly one.
 
2014-04-07 05:49:32 PM
Did it say "Writer for Gawker"?
 
2014-04-07 05:49:36 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt


we need to go derper

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2014-04-07 05:50:12 PM

uncleacid: His girlfriends shirt said, I'm With Stupid.


Every guy's girlfriend's t-shirt says that.
 
2014-04-07 05:51:48 PM
He doesn't look very drunk. Poser.
 
2014-04-07 05:52:46 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Smeggy Smurf: Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt

we need to go derper


I don't get it. There are a plethora of horse pic shirts. Why is this one any different?
 
2014-04-07 05:53:19 PM
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2014-04-07 05:55:12 PM
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-04-07 05:55:30 PM

awfulperson: vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.

He is ridiculously photogenic. Ridiculously photogenic reckless alcoholic girlfriend strangler guy.


That's cute and photogenic?

Girls are so weird.

He just looks puffy, stupid, fleshy, and bald within 10 years.
 
2014-04-07 05:56:01 PM
Separated at birth?

i.kinja-img.com

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-07 05:56:35 PM

NoahFenze: Kumana Wanalaia: Smeggy Smurf: Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt

we need to go derper

I don't get it. There are a plethora of horse pic shirts. Why is this one any different?


If you look carefully there are nipples coming out of her eyes.
 
2014-04-07 05:56:37 PM

lostcat:   +  =


Did you just win? I think you just won.
 
2014-04-07 05:56:38 PM
Fark: where we laud alcohol and drinking, but we demonize DUIs, keeping your woman in line, praying, and showering your precious snowflake with attention.

Shame on you Fark, shame.

What happened to you, you used to be cool!
 
2014-04-07 05:58:19 PM
I don't understand the phrase "drunk as shiat". Are you implying that you are a piece of shiat when you are drunk? Or that shiat contains alcohol and now you contain as much alcohol as shiat? I mean it would be different if that shirt said "Drunk as Truman Capote" or Edgar Allen Poe or Lindsey Lohan or Mel Gibson. But "drunk as shiat" what the fark does that even mean? Well other then the obvious and the person wearing it is retarded, I mean like literally IQ under 80 retarded.
 
2014-04-07 06:00:06 PM

Slaves2Darkness: I don't understand the phrase "drunk as shiat". Are you implying that you are a piece of shiat when you are drunk? Or that shiat contains alcohol and now you contain as much alcohol as shiat? I mean it would be different if that shirt said "Drunk as Truman Capote" or Edgar Allen Poe or Lindsey Lohan or Mel Gibson. But "drunk as shiat" what the fark does that even mean? Well other then the obvious and the person wearing it is retarded, I mean like literally IQ under 80 retarded.


Insightful as hell.
 
2014-04-07 06:00:55 PM

Danger Avoid Death: NoahFenze: Kumana Wanalaia: Smeggy Smurf: Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt

we need to go derper

I don't get it. There are a plethora of horse pic shirts. Why is this one any different?

If you look carefully there are nipples coming out of her eyes.


GAAAH!  Why would you say that?
 
2014-04-07 06:02:58 PM

Danger Avoid Death: NoahFenze: Kumana Wanalaia: Smeggy Smurf: Subby is wrong.  That is not a Fartbongo or rMoney shirt

we need to go derper

I don't get it. There are a plethora of horse pic shirts. Why is this one any different?

If you look carefully there are nipples coming out of her eyes.


Why did I go back and check?

Sigh.zip.shiatiputupwith. Fapfapfap.
 
2014-04-07 06:03:02 PM

vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.


A gay associate of mine goes after the autistic and retarded men. He claims that he thought they were just really drunk when explaining himself the next day, but the stories he ends up telling are so funny that nobody ever calls him out on it.
 
2014-04-07 06:05:17 PM
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2014-04-07 06:08:08 PM
"What this shirt says is a lie"
 
2014-04-07 06:08:16 PM

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2014-04-07 06:13:38 PM

EdNortonsTwin: vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.

A gay associate of mine goes after the autistic and retarded men. He claims that he thought they were just really drunk when explaining himself the next day, but the stories he ends up telling are so funny that nobody ever calls him out on it.


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2014-04-07 06:14:20 PM

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For the one with the wish you were here shirt, yes, I do wish I was there.
 
2014-04-07 06:14:21 PM
Classic:

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2014-04-07 06:14:59 PM

Slaves2Darkness: I don't understand the phrase "drunk as shiat". Are you implying that you are a piece of shiat when you are drunk? Or that shiat contains alcohol and now you contain as much alcohol as shiat? I mean it would be different if that shirt said "Drunk as Truman Capote" or Edgar Allen Poe or Lindsey Lohan or Mel Gibson. But "drunk as shiat" what the fark does that even mean? Well other then the obvious and the person wearing it is retarded, I mean like literally IQ under 80 retarded.


That was insightful as shiat. Thank you.
 
2014-04-07 06:15:49 PM
DNRTFA, or thread but I'd guess it was a D.A.M.M. shirt.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
 
2014-04-07 06:15:58 PM

Killer Cars: Danger Avoid Death: [www.popfi.com image 288x360]

But sometimes it should be.

Man, Aaron Paul needs to go on a diet.


*snert* EXACTLY what I was thinking.
 
2014-04-07 06:16:51 PM

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Please, continue with your thoughtful posts. As a matter of fact, I insist.  Can I please check on the validity of the first one's shirt in person, please?
 
2014-04-07 06:17:33 PM

Slaves2Darkness: I don't understand the phrase "drunk as shiat". Are you implying that you are a piece of shiat when you are drunk? Or that shiat contains alcohol and now you contain as much alcohol as shiat? I mean it would be different if that shirt said "Drunk as Truman Capote" or Edgar Allen Poe or Lindsey Lohan or Mel Gibson. But "drunk as shiat" what the fark does that even mean? Well other then the obvious and the person wearing it is retarded, I mean like literally IQ under 80 retarded.



English speakers often use expletives as slangy generic intensifiers.

/the more you farking know
 
2014-04-07 06:21:15 PM

EdNortonsTwin: vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.

A gay associate of mine goes after the autistic and retarded men. He claims that he thought they were just really drunk when explaining himself the next day, but the stories he ends up telling are so funny that nobody ever calls him out on it.


You can rape the mentally disabled as long as it's FUNNY?

/Where's that honking clown nose?
 
2014-04-07 06:25:10 PM
Drunk as shat and stupid as fark
 
2014-04-07 06:26:35 PM

vernonFL: Hes kinda cute. I like 'em young and dumb.


Ewwww.
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