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2014-04-07 05:12:41 PM
Quit jiving me turkey.
 
2014-04-07 05:15:10 PM
Cannot believe the amount of damage shown in that picture. Must have been speeding.
 
2014-04-07 05:15:25 PM
There's a car where I work with a National Wild Turkey Foundation sticker...

Which, in my head, I always see as: Now What The Fark
 
2014-04-07 05:16:08 PM
Hey buddy...

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-07 05:17:05 PM
Saturday: Turkey

Sunday: Goose

Monday: Turkey

What will Tuesday bring?
 
2014-04-07 05:17:13 PM

farkingismybusiness: Quit jiving me turkey.


p.twimg.com

Ya've got to SASS it.
 
2014-04-07 05:17:27 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-07 05:19:15 PM

fusillade762: Saturday: Turkey

Sunday: Goose

Monday: Turkey

What will Tuesday bring?


Penguin?
 
2014-04-07 05:19:43 PM

dryknife: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x387]


Yep, it was either Kramer or this pic.  Nice work.
 
2014-04-07 05:20:32 PM
I know there was no picture. If only someone would invent a camera that could easily be carried around. Then maybe someone else could figure out how to send those pictures to a large series of tubes that would enable others around the world to see them.

That would be my dream for the future.
 
2014-04-07 05:22:15 PM
He should have stayed with SKYY Vodka.
 
2014-04-07 05:25:06 PM
I had a wild turkey bank into my old truck. Luckily, he was going in more or less the same direction, then he hit the grill, bounced over the cab and almost landed in the bed.
 
2014-04-07 05:27:11 PM

iheartscotch: I had a wild turkey bank into my old truck. Luckily, he was going in more or less the same direction, then he hit the grill, bounced over the cab and almost landed in the bed.


That would have been sweet!

"Honey, dinner just landed in the bed of the truck!"
 
2014-04-07 05:31:56 PM
About four or five years ago my former boss hit a bear in that same spot at night. Totaled his Nissan Sentra. We gave him a hard time about hunting out of season.

With the clusterfark the construction of 99 over Skytop was there, I'm amazed wildlife has any desire to try to cross the stone and highway.

/csb
 
2014-04-07 05:36:01 PM

blatz514: iheartscotch: I had a wild turkey bank into my old truck. Luckily, he was going in more or less the same direction, then he hit the grill, bounced over the cab and almost landed in the bed.

That would have been sweet!

"Honey, dinner just landed in the bed of the truck!"


I was about 19 or 20 at the time and still living with my parents. My mom is kind of picky about her food; which you wouldn't expect, what with her growing up on a farm. I can attest, through personal experience, that my maternal grandparents ate anything that ran, swam or flew.

/ We, my brother bob was with me, debated going back for the turkey; but, we determined that mom wouldn't allow us to bring him into the house.
 
2014-04-07 05:39:11 PM

dryknife:


As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could drive.
 
2014-04-07 05:47:16 PM
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2014-04-07 05:49:42 PM

fusillade762: Saturday: Turkey

Sunday: Goose

Monday: Turkey

What will Tuesday bring?


Eagle
 
2014-04-07 05:53:55 PM
This story and headline are relevant to my interests, my homie & i get drunk on Wild Turkey and wrench on our audi/VWs. Well done subby. <raises bottle of turkey to subs>
 
2014-04-07 06:06:28 PM
Wild turkeys are no laughing matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Qsjhvm140
 
2014-04-07 06:08:59 PM
Audi Turkey was a war hero.
 
2014-04-07 06:23:07 PM
"Wild turkey and Audis don't mix"

Not with that attitude.
 
2014-04-07 07:03:50 PM
Temperature's rising. Fever is high. Can't see no future. Can't see no sky

My feet are so heavy. So is my head. I wish I was a baby. I wish I was dead

Cold turkey has got me on the run
 
2014-04-07 07:11:44 PM
A few years ago I took a wild turkey to the windshield. Gave me a good fright.
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-07 07:13:37 PM
Audi? What a cock.
 
2014-04-08 04:24:05 PM
So essentially this is a drunk driving headline?

img.fark.net
 
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