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(LiveLeak)   Two martial arts heavyweights go toe-to-toe in possibly the most brutal match ever filmed   (liveleak.com) divider line 33
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8159 clicks; posted to Video » on 07 Apr 2014 at 3:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-07 02:00:46 PM  
I'm surprised that first takedown didn't break an arm. That was a pretty awkward landing.
 
2014-04-07 02:37:44 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-07 02:38:45 PM  
Imagine how much worse it would have been if any of those headbutts landed properly
 
2014-04-07 03:03:45 PM  
I've studied many, many martial arts, including aikido, krav magna, and several that have actually been outlawed for being too brutally lethal, and all I can say is that the technique demonstrated here is just awful. Whoever "trained" these fighters should have his credentials revoked (assuming he even has any to begin with). There's no style, no form, no sense of balance or focus -- just grab and throw, grab and throw. It's the emphasis of brute strength over skill, and let me tell you something: in my world, brute strength loses every time. EVERY time. But, *sigh* everybody just wants to play tough guy these days.
 
2014-04-07 03:18:22 PM  
www.wwe.com

Refuses to give either a title shot.
 
2014-04-07 03:28:22 PM  
These Diva matches are getting ridiculously bad.
 
2014-04-07 03:37:08 PM  
That was Aikidorable.
 
2014-04-07 03:44:05 PM  
Umm.. I'm not sure they can even stand steadily.
 
2014-04-07 03:52:48 PM  

AeAe: Umm.. I'm not sure they can even stand steadily.


If only because the littler one in the pigtails was really into bowing.  Like to the point where I half expected
her to inadvertently headbutt her opponent.  Which would have been even more cute than the rest of the
match.
 
2014-04-07 04:01:02 PM  

AeAe: Umm.. I'm not sure they can even stand steadily.


It's the go-go juice...mixed with some mommy juice.
 
2014-04-07 04:14:11 PM  
They're like human Red Pandas.
 
2014-04-07 04:16:00 PM  
Yellow belt? Really? Belt factories!
 
2014-04-07 04:17:18 PM  
You sick bastard subby.  That's the kind of shiat that gets people killed
 
2014-04-07 04:45:41 PM  

Calmamity: They're like human Red Pandas.


That's wacist.
 
2014-04-07 04:51:04 PM  
You can tell who has their priorities correct.  Sometimes the world needs to wait while you chew down on the end of your belt.
 
2014-04-07 04:55:38 PM  

marleymaniac: Yellow belt? Really? Belt factories!


They were all out of pink.
 
2014-04-07 05:02:59 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: marleymaniac: Yellow belt? Really? Belt factories!

They were all out of pink.


When you can't get pink, go brown
 
2014-04-07 05:29:11 PM  
That's nothing. Here's some real brutality, especially the roundhouse kick at 0:27.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAP-Xj4Fz18
 
2014-04-07 05:32:40 PM  
LAME!

Those kids were too young to actually learn anything useful.  But kudos to the teacher for tricking the parents into paying him.
 
2014-04-07 05:37:24 PM  

Glenford: That's nothing. Here's some real brutality, especially the roundhouse kick at 0:27.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAP-Xj4Fz18


At least they're laughing in English.
 
2014-04-07 05:42:56 PM  

Glenford: That's nothing. Here's some real brutality, especially the roundhouse kick at 0:27.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAP-Xj4Fz18


That spinning back kick was brutal!
 
2014-04-07 05:52:14 PM  

AeAe: Umm.. I'm not sure they can even stand steadily.


The kimonos provide structural support.
 
2014-04-07 05:54:05 PM  
One of those bows almost ended up being a brutal head butt.
 
2014-04-07 06:09:22 PM  

Johnny Texas: One of those bows almost ended up being a brutal head butt.


first thing I thought was, "aren't head butts illegal in competition?".
 
2014-04-07 08:11:26 PM  
"What a dumb waste of everyone's time." - lewismarktwo 4/7/2014
 
2014-04-07 09:08:30 PM  
Either one of them could have beat Kirk:

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-08 03:33:15 AM  
 
2014-04-08 08:18:02 AM  

marleymaniac: Yellow belt? Really? Belt factories!


Yes. They'll be working in one in a few years
 
2014-04-08 08:54:04 AM  
your crotchfruit are not cute or special.

did not click, headline is obv. a trap.
 
2014-04-08 09:36:56 AM  

xtech: your crotchfruit are not cute or special.

did not click, headline is obv. a trap.


i596.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-08 10:28:24 AM  

Krymson Tyde: xtech: your crotchfruit are not cute or special.

did not click, headline is obv. a trap.

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im sorry.. my awesome what?
 
2014-04-08 08:44:37 PM  

xtech: Krymson Tyde: xtech: your crotchfruit are not cute or special.

did not click, headline is obv. a trap.

[i596.photobucket.com image 300x240]


im sorry.. my awesome what?


You know what it means.
 
2014-04-09 12:41:42 AM  

marleymaniac: Yellow belt? Really? Belt factories!


Yellow is the "Participation Belt".
 
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