RIP Peaches Gandalf
ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?
ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?
AltheaToldMe: FTFA:"her sons Astala and Phaedra "WTF is wrong with these young people!?
RIP BEACHES FELL OFF
RIP PEACHES GELDING
RIP SCREECH AND BELDING
MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldoftwo sons, Astala and Phaedra.Whats with famous people and strange names...
peacheslatour: patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...I'll have you know I'm an Artiste!
RIP I could eat a peach for hours
o'really: I feel bad for her kids.
veryequiped: Came for hot pics and instead got bombarded by lame memes that aren't even done well//seriously nerds, get dates and leave the posting to people who are better at it.
patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...
MBooda: I guess now she'll never be in regalia./if obscure, disappoint
RIP PREACHER TELL OFF
Blues_X: So, which drug was it?
RIP PEACH GELATO
Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS
spidermann: Jackpot777: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldoftwo sons, Astala and Phaedra.Whats with famous people and strange names...When someone on Facebook was wondering if they found Astala and Phaedra in the house, I wondered what types of drugs they were (and I submitted it with this as part of a much better headline, etc.).Also: I guess Bob Geldof still don't like Mondays. That would also have been a better headline.[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]R.I.P PEACH UNIONI bow to your superior headline writing skillsDon't flop on a "dick measuring contest" unless you've got something to play with./the "better headline" thing was done and over years ago. it's played out. new material.//everyone sounds like a jackass when they post "better headline" then their "better headline" in a thread
moeburn: Jesus christ she's my age. And she looks way older than I do. I hate having a baby face. Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.
brantgoose: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldoftwo sons, Astala and Phaedra.Whats with famous people and strange names...The Upper Classes have all the good names. They can name their eldest son John for seven hundred years without a qualm.The Gentry ape the Upper Classes but have a longer and thus weirder list of names, mostly coined from the maiden names of their mothers or buried in antiquity, seeing as this class of people consists of sturdy durable families that may have lived on the same plot of land for hundreds or thousands of years with very little but the occasional civil war to trouble them..The Upper Middle Classes are prone to fashion in all things, and while they may adopt the names of the Upper Classes and Gentry out of snobbery, they will also invent. God save us from middle class cleverness, but they do invent!The super rich media types are forced to be original. A common name does not open any doors in the Biz and even a comic-tragic name is better than no name at all.The proper and serious Middle Classes ape the Upper Middle Classes or stick with family names that have been passed down as "heirloom" names.The Lower Middle Classes name their children after famous people they admire for a moment such as soap opera characters, stars or football players.The Upper Lower Classes give good bluff hail-fellow-well-met names or else follow the pattern of one of the higher classes.The Lower classes have no names and no real hopes of making any for themselves so they are free to invent names or use nicknames to the almost complete exclusion of their baptismal names (if their parents ever bothered to have them baptized or christianed or whatever).And the lower criminal classes have cast off bourgeois names and are known solely by pseudonyms for their own protection.Traditional naming systems were designed to ensure that 1) people would know who your people are and 2) the names of the dead would not die with them but would be carried through the ...
Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity like someone who isn't one of a tiny group of British islanders who even remembers who Bob Geldof is, but, who?
Seraphym: RIP Peaches, she was the best[media.giphy.com image 500x205]/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts//legally
d23: MBooda: Twist2005: Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.Or a Cass.Or a Tycho Brahe.
d23: weatherwitch666: Is it ironic that it's a Monday?the people saying "who is Bob Geldof?" and "Bob Geldof is only simi-famous" don't really get that joke.
RIP SPEECHLESS WELDING
Banned on the Run: FTFA: "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."Hmmmmm.....What could it be?25"wild" and "bonkers"raised in the entertainment industrysudden, unexplained deathThat's a toughie.Ah!It's lupus.
Blues_X: nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?I have no idea either. Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).
nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?I have no idea either. Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.
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