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2014-04-07 01:14:47 PM
27 votes:
I guess she doesn't like Mondays.
2014-04-07 02:06:25 PM
20 votes:

RIP Peaches Gandalf

img.fark.net

2014-04-07 01:20:34 PM
12 votes:

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


I've got bad news for you, Sunshine, Peaches isn't well, she's back at the hotel....
2014-04-07 02:07:48 PM
10 votes:
images.christianpost.com
Sad her baby will grow up without a caring mother.
2014-04-07 01:41:42 PM
8 votes:

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?

2014-04-07 01:15:26 PM
8 votes:
Now how will she know if it's Christmas time?
2014-04-07 02:16:40 PM
7 votes:

AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Why do you ask, Two Dogs farking?
2014-04-07 02:05:45 PM
7 votes:
img.rp.vhd.me

RIP MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE
2014-04-07 02:17:32 PM
6 votes:

img.fark.net

RIP BEACHES FELL OFF

2014-04-07 02:12:27 PM
5 votes:
I'd cream her....


i200.photobucket.com
2014-04-07 02:11:25 PM
5 votes:
FTFA:  "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Hmmmmm.....What could it be?
25
"wild" and "bonkers"
raised in the entertainment industry
sudden, unexplained death

That's a toughie.

Ah!
It's lupus.
2014-04-07 02:10:27 PM
5 votes:
img.fark.net

RIP PEACHES GELDING

2014-04-07 02:27:08 PM
4 votes:
♫ Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man in a crematorium downtown ♫

decorative-urns.com


/would have eaten those peaches every day
//sad
2014-04-07 02:23:17 PM
4 votes:
img.fark.net

RIP PEACHOID
2014-04-07 02:14:54 PM
4 votes:

img.fark.net

RIP SCREECH AND BELDING

2014-04-07 02:12:48 PM
4 votes:
someone beat me to it but i dont care
cdn5.nwgimg.com
2014-04-07 02:07:17 PM
4 votes:

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


Search engine optimization.
2014-04-07 02:07:14 PM
4 votes:
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Whenever someone says "peaches" I think of this.
2014-04-07 02:05:58 PM
4 votes:
"She was previously married to rock musician Max Drummey..."


oh cmon.
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:08:02 PM
3 votes:

peacheslatour: patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?

With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...

I'll have you know I'm an Artiste!


an Erection Engineer.
2014-04-07 02:26:05 PM
3 votes:
www.pussynclit.com

RIP Peachez
2014-04-07 02:20:16 PM
3 votes:

img.youtube.com


RIP I could eat a peach for hours

2014-04-07 02:16:17 PM
3 votes:
Hi guize, what's going on?
2014-04-07 02:14:07 PM
3 votes:
Herb must be disconsolate
notesfromasouthernkitchen.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-07 02:09:40 PM
3 votes:
Heroin deaths are climbing. I think it's the leading cause of death for skinny white people under 40 who own a lot of music on vinyl.
2014-04-07 02:04:45 PM
3 votes:
The Presidents Of The United States Of America inconsolable.
2014-04-07 01:51:21 PM
3 votes:
And all the cannibals sing....

"movin' to the country... gonna eat a lot of Peaches...."


/too young, no matter whom it is
2014-04-07 01:19:26 PM
3 votes:
Not to seem insensitive, but, who?
2014-04-08 01:27:48 PM
2 votes:
MooseBayou:

Why do you ask, Two Dogs farking?

You called?
2014-04-07 09:07:08 PM
2 votes:
Rats
2014-04-07 09:06:11 PM
2 votes:

o'really: I feel bad for her kids.


Why? Sir Bob has been a great single father. Look at how his kids turne...

OK, they're screwed. Feel bad for them all you want to.
2014-04-07 03:48:18 PM
2 votes:

veryequiped: Came for hot pics and instead got bombarded by lame memes that aren't even done well

//seriously nerds, get dates and leave the posting to people who are better at it.


img.fark.net
2014-04-07 03:06:33 PM
2 votes:

patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?

With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...


I'll have you know I'm an Artiste!
2014-04-07 02:39:03 PM
2 votes:
2warpstoneptune.files.wordpress.com

RIP Peaches Records & Tapes
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:38:11 PM
2 votes:

MBooda: I guess now she'll never be in regalia.

/if obscure, disappoint


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-04-07 02:32:58 PM
2 votes:
Sorry. My bad.
2014-04-07 02:24:37 PM
2 votes:
Inconsolable
www.justfindit4u.com
2014-04-07 02:23:21 PM
2 votes:
Peaches Geldof. Mostly famous for being named Peaches Geldof.
2014-04-07 02:22:33 PM
2 votes:

img.fark.net

RIP PREACHER TELL OFF

2014-04-07 02:21:48 PM
2 votes:
dschmidt14.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-07 02:17:30 PM
2 votes:
John Pinette's gettin' a lousy 3 here...
2014-04-07 02:14:27 PM
2 votes:

Blues_X: So, which drug was it?


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not jump to conclusions. I've got my money on natural causes.
2014-04-07 02:12:19 PM
2 votes:

img.fark.net

RIP PEACH GELATO

2014-04-07 02:08:38 PM
2 votes:
www.thewrap.com

RIP SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS A PEACH MEME
2014-04-07 02:04:01 PM
2 votes:
e08595.medialib.glogster.com

R.I.P. PRINCESS PEACH
2014-04-07 01:49:40 PM
2 votes:
You dark bastard subby.

/I lol'd
2014-04-07 01:21:58 PM
2 votes:
So, which drug was it?
2014-04-08 01:02:14 PM
1 votes:
So she wrote a great article about how stupid it was of her parents to saddle her with that name, then she gives her kids names that are worse?

Even if they are "real" names, gaelic or whatever, she knew they were strange when she chose them.
2014-04-08 08:22:35 AM
1 votes:

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS


I knew. Mind you, that's because of the Paula Yates joke that went around when she died.

Police have just issued a statement saying that they found Ecstasy, Amphetamines and Angel Dust in the house... but there was no sign of the other daughter.
2014-04-08 08:19:39 AM
1 votes:

spidermann: Jackpot777: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

When someone on Facebook was wondering if they found Astala and Phaedra in the house, I wondered what types of drugs they were (and I submitted it with this as part of a much better headline, etc.).

Also: I guess Bob Geldof still don't like Mondays. That would also have been a better headline.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]R.I.P PEACH UNION

I bow to your superior headline writing skills

Don't flop on a "dick measuring contest" unless you've got something to play with.

/the "better headline" thing was done and over years ago. it's played out. new material.
//everyone sounds like a jackass when they post "better headline" then their "better headline" in a thread


New material? On Fark? This is the place where people submit BuzzFeed pages based on Reddit's front page. The only thing left of originality here is the RIP Meme, and enough people biatch when people post that too. "Waaah, someone that has free access to Fark posted something so that I, with my free access to Fark, have to scroll past a little more."

We'll have to do that dick measuring contest thing you suggest.

I didn't put it in quotes.
2014-04-08 05:06:57 AM
1 votes:

moeburn: Jesus christ she's my age.  And she looks way older than I do.  I hate having a baby face.  Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.


Depends on your gender.
2014-04-08 02:22:53 AM
1 votes:
My first trip to London, I had been there all of an hour and had just arrived at my flat for the week, I decided first thing to do was - to go out and find a pub and have a beer after the long flight. First person I run into was Bob Geldof with one young daughter, it was Peaches, she was around 6 or 7 then. We chatted for a couple of minutes on the street in Chelsea. Told him how much I liked the Boomtown Rats. He thanked me and pointed out a pub to try down the street. He was pretty nice, I must say, I was surprised at that.

Sad that she died so young.

/My CSB of the Geldof meeting.
//I know who cares right?
2014-04-07 08:06:39 PM
1 votes:

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS



Except Farkers that have been checking out her nude pics for several years.
2014-04-07 07:48:08 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-07 07:34:01 PM
1 votes:

brantgoose: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

The Upper Classes have all the good names. They can name their eldest son John for seven hundred years without a qualm.

The Gentry ape the Upper Classes but have a longer and thus weirder list of names, mostly coined from the maiden names of their mothers or buried in antiquity, seeing as this class of people consists of sturdy durable families that may have lived on the same plot of land for hundreds or thousands of years with very little but the occasional civil war to trouble them..

The Upper Middle Classes are prone to fashion in all things, and while they may adopt the names of the Upper Classes and Gentry out of snobbery, they will also invent. God save us from middle class cleverness, but they do invent!

The super rich media types are forced to be original. A common name does not open any doors in the Biz and even a comic-tragic name is better than no name at all.

The proper and serious Middle Classes ape the Upper Middle Classes or stick with family names that have been passed down as "heirloom" names.

The Lower Middle Classes name their children after famous people they admire for a moment such as soap opera characters, stars or football players.

The Upper Lower Classes give good bluff hail-fellow-well-met names or else follow the pattern of one of the higher classes.

The Lower classes have no names and no real hopes of making any for themselves so they are free to invent names or use nicknames to the almost complete exclusion of their baptismal names (if their parents ever bothered to have them baptized or christianed or whatever).

And the lower criminal classes have cast off bourgeois names and are known solely by pseudonyms for their own protection.

Traditional naming systems were designed to ensure that 1) people would know who your people are and 2) the names of the dead would not die with them but would be carried through the ...


Add a little more fiber in your diet and I'll promise you, you'll feel like a new man.
2014-04-07 05:11:16 PM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity like someone who isn't one of a tiny group of British islanders who even remembers who Bob Geldof is, but, who?

2014-04-07 04:08:15 PM
1 votes:
nmiguy:

Peaches Geldof - RIP
Mickey Rooney - RIP
John Pinette - RIP


All these worthies deceased and I'M still here? WTF is wrong with you people? It's TROLL season! Shoot! Shoot!
2014-04-07 04:01:37 PM
1 votes:
Peaches Geldof - RIP
Mickey Rooney - RIP
John Pinette - RIP

This Monday is brought you by George HH Martin.
2014-04-07 03:41:55 PM
1 votes:
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
RIP
2014-04-07 03:40:51 PM
1 votes:
static.music.cbc.ca
2014-04-07 03:16:54 PM
1 votes:

Seraphym: RIP Peaches, she was the best

[media.giphy.com image 500x205]

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally


Maybe she can be Joan of Arc in her next life
2014-04-07 03:09:37 PM
1 votes:
RIP Peaches, she was the best

media.giphy.com

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally
2014-04-07 03:03:34 PM
1 votes:

d23: MBooda: Twist2005: Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.

Or a Cass.

Or a Tycho Brahe.


I bet he was pissed.
2014-04-07 02:52:10 PM
1 votes:

d23: weatherwitch666: Is it ironic that it's a Monday?

the people saying "who is Bob Geldof?" and "Bob Geldof is only simi-famous" don't really get that joke.


Now, I know he looks like an ape, but there's no reason to rub it in.
2014-04-07 02:49:44 PM
1 votes:
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-04-07 02:43:48 PM
1 votes:
The hearse?
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-04-07 02:37:55 PM
1 votes:
This Thread:

img.fark.net
2014-04-07 02:33:31 PM
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

Have they ruled out strangulation?
2014-04-07 02:30:07 PM
1 votes:
what a defunct Peaches may look like
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-04-07 02:26:20 PM
1 votes:
wasn't the winning horse that linda predicted on bob's burgers last night named "peaches the gelding"?? and it was about linda being psychic. i blame rupert murdoch and/or h. jon benjamin.
2014-04-07 02:22:52 PM
1 votes:
i58.tinypic.com
And if one scrawny vacuous bint should accidentally fall.... there'll be four scrawny va....

Ah forget it, I got nothing.
2014-04-07 02:20:37 PM
1 votes:

img.fark.net

RIP SPEECHLESS WELDING

2014-04-07 02:18:11 PM
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: FTFA:  "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Hmmmmm.....What could it be?
25
"wild" and "bonkers"
raised in the entertainment industry
sudden, unexplained death

That's a toughie.

Ah!
It's lupus.


Mh370 crashed inti her apartment.
2014-04-07 02:17:35 PM
1 votes:
Ain't that a peach
i26.photobucket.com

/It's a dick
2014-04-07 02:14:38 PM
1 votes:
I'll always remember her from the story about how some random dude picked her up at a Scientology center, shot heroin with her, banged her, took a bunch of NSFW pictures, and posted it to Reddit. (Did I mention NSFW? I'm pretty sure I did.) RIP horse-shooting, stranger-banging, NSFW photo-posing Scientologist.
2014-04-07 02:12:47 PM
1 votes:

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


Oddly enough, those are the names of the medications that were in the empty prescription drug bottles found on her night stand.
2014-04-07 02:10:46 PM
1 votes:
As long as we still have the Herb.

I had never heard of her either.

I guess she's famous across the pond.  I mistakenly turned on Sky News as I clicked this article.  They're reading people's tweets about it.   Sorry, but when the "news" consists of reading people's tweets, there's really no point anymore.
2014-04-07 02:09:57 PM
1 votes:
I figured out who this would be about, but I just figured she announced a pregnancy from the headline.
2014-04-07 02:06:05 PM
1 votes:
Look I'm not saying it was heroin But............


It was heroin
2014-04-07 02:05:56 PM
1 votes:
fark the pain away, y'all

/who?
2014-04-07 02:05:43 PM
1 votes:
underscoopfire.com
She was murdered by ninjas.

/LOOK OUT!!!
2014-04-07 02:05:27 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


Nah, you're not being insensitive. Insensitive would be asking if the silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.
2014-04-07 02:05:25 PM
1 votes:
"We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death...."

Well there is another famous Peaches who claims you can fark The Pain Away

NSFW
2014-04-07 02:04:47 PM
1 votes:
Oh, thank goodness, not that Peaches, but a different one that I knew nothing about!
2014-04-07 02:04:21 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

RIP Mackinaw Peaches
2014-04-07 02:04:02 PM
1 votes:
castrobiscuit.com
Rip Peaches

/Seriously, I have no idea who this is, but it came up in a GIS for Peaches.
//Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches
///rule of three slashies!
2014-04-07 02:03:37 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: So, which drug was it?


THIS
2014-04-07 02:03:26 PM
1 votes:

Blues_X: nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.


Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).


He wrote some annoying Christmas song too.
2014-04-07 02:02:38 PM
1 votes:
I blame Michael Hutchence...
2014-04-07 01:58:44 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

/obscure?
2014-04-07 01:54:27 PM
1 votes:

nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.



Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).
2014-04-07 01:41:33 PM
1 votes:
someone's got a case of the mondays.

/25. holy shiat.
//feel bad for the family.
2014-04-07 01:26:56 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/feel saddened by this
 
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