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2014-04-07 01:14:47 PM  
I guess she doesn't like Mondays.
 
2014-04-07 01:15:26 PM  
Now how will she know if it's Christmas time?
 
2014-04-07 01:19:26 PM  
Not to seem insensitive, but, who?
 
2014-04-07 01:20:34 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


I've got bad news for you, Sunshine, Peaches isn't well, she's back at the hotel....
 
2014-04-07 01:21:58 PM  
So, which drug was it?
 
2014-04-07 01:25:26 PM  
Dont know who she was, but that picture is pretty.
 
2014-04-07 01:26:56 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/feel saddened by this
 
2014-04-07 01:28:34 PM  

bingethinker: I guess she doesn't like Mondays.


Came for the Geldof reference, leaving satisfied
 
2014-04-07 01:38:24 PM  
Wow. That's just sad.
 
2014-04-07 01:41:33 PM  
someone's got a case of the mondays.

/25. holy shiat.
//feel bad for the family.
 
2014-04-07 01:41:42 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?

 
2014-04-07 01:42:43 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.
 
2014-04-07 01:49:40 PM  
You dark bastard subby.

/I lol'd
 
2014-04-07 01:51:21 PM  
And all the cannibals sing....

"movin' to the country... gonna eat a lot of Peaches...."


/too young, no matter whom it is
 
2014-04-07 01:54:27 PM  

nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.



Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).
 
2014-04-07 01:54:48 PM  
Damn.  I definitely did not have her on the radar for that kind of checkout.
 
2014-04-07 01:58:44 PM  
img.fark.net

/obscure?
 
2014-04-07 02:02:30 PM  
Yeesh. Tough Monday (and Sunday). They're dropping like flies.
 
2014-04-07 02:02:31 PM  

Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?


yeah, that clears it right up.  thanks.
 
2014-04-07 02:02:38 PM  
I blame Michael Hutchence...
 
2014-04-07 02:02:59 PM  
Like mother, like daughter, like mother's ex-boyfriend. She was doomed from the start.
 
2014-04-07 02:03:26 PM  

Blues_X: nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.


Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).


He wrote some annoying Christmas song too.
 
2014-04-07 02:03:35 PM  
Who?
 
2014-04-07 02:03:37 PM  

Blues_X: So, which drug was it?


THIS
 
2014-04-07 02:03:42 PM  
father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.
 
2014-04-07 02:04:01 PM  
e08595.medialib.glogster.com

R.I.P. PRINCESS PEACH
 
2014-04-07 02:04:02 PM  
castrobiscuit.com
Rip Peaches

/Seriously, I have no idea who this is, but it came up in a GIS for Peaches.
//Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches
///rule of three slashies!
 
2014-04-07 02:04:21 PM  
img.fark.net

RIP Mackinaw Peaches
 
2014-04-07 02:04:29 PM  

Walker: Like mother, like daughter, like mother's ex-boyfriend. She was doomed from the start.


Seems Bob was a rather unpleasant person to be around.
 
2014-04-07 02:04:32 PM  
Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.


Whats with famous people and strange names...
 
2014-04-07 02:04:39 PM  
Holy shiat, only 25.

/also Google is difficult
 
2014-04-07 02:04:44 PM  
Police say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".

Drugs, suicide, or drug-induced suicide?
 
2014-04-07 02:04:45 PM  
The Presidents Of The United States Of America inconsolable.
 
2014-04-07 02:04:47 PM  
Oh, thank goodness, not that Peaches, but a different one that I knew nothing about!
 
2014-04-07 02:05:24 PM  
Judging by those pics,I'll put my money on eating disorder.
/she looked unhealthy thin in those pics...
 
2014-04-07 02:05:25 PM  
"We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death...."

Well there is another famous Peaches who claims you can fark The Pain Away

NSFW
 
2014-04-07 02:05:27 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


Nah, you're not being insensitive. Insensitive would be asking if the silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.
 
2014-04-07 02:05:43 PM  
underscoopfire.com
She was murdered by ninjas.

/LOOK OUT!!!
 
2014-04-07 02:05:45 PM  
img.rp.vhd.me

RIP MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE
 
2014-04-07 02:05:56 PM  
fark the pain away, y'all

/who?
 
2014-04-07 02:05:58 PM  
"She was previously married to rock musician Max Drummey..."


oh cmon.
 
2014-04-07 02:06:05 PM  
Look I'm not saying it was heroin But............


It was heroin
 
2014-04-07 02:06:20 PM  
FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?
 
2014-04-07 02:06:25 PM  

RIP Peaches Gandalf

img.fark.net

 
2014-04-07 02:06:25 PM  
I could eat a peach for hours.
 
2014-04-07 02:06:43 PM  
Im glad it wasnt Peaches the gender bending electro superstar.
 
2014-04-07 02:06:49 PM  
Too soon.
 
2014-04-07 02:06:52 PM  

LordJiro: Police say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".

Drugs, suicide, or drug-induced suicide?


Or the husband.
 
2014-04-07 02:07:14 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

Whenever someone says "peaches" I think of this.
 
2014-04-07 02:07:17 PM  

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


Search engine optimization.
 
2014-04-07 02:07:36 PM  
Melba for everyone.
 
2014-04-07 02:07:48 PM  
images.christianpost.com
Sad her baby will grow up without a caring mother.
 
2014-04-07 02:07:50 PM  
Was a big fan:

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-07 02:08:29 PM  
You know what is sad about threads like this? I mainly use it to mark people who are too lazy to Google or do that lame rip meme.
 
2014-04-07 02:08:38 PM  
www.thewrap.com

RIP SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS A PEACH MEME
 
2014-04-07 02:09:03 PM  
whos got the betting pool?  my money is on an overdose!
 
2014-04-07 02:09:33 PM  

uncleacid: Melba for everyone.


That's cruel.  Melba, ID is as shiatty as Forks, WA.
 
2014-04-07 02:09:40 PM  
Heroin deaths are climbing. I think it's the leading cause of death for skinny white people under 40 who own a lot of music on vinyl.
 
2014-04-07 02:09:57 PM  
I figured out who this would be about, but I just figured she announced a pregnancy from the headline.
 
2014-04-07 02:10:09 PM  
I would have sworn she was a junkie, but according to TFA, she was never into drugs that much....

/something about her making a sex video where she also shot up?
//meh, I'll just go with "who?"
 
2014-04-07 02:10:17 PM  
th04.deviantart.net

RIP Gandolf
 
2014-04-07 02:10:27 PM  
img.fark.net

RIP PEACHES GELDING

 
2014-04-07 02:10:46 PM  
As long as we still have the Herb.

I had never heard of her either.

I guess she's famous across the pond.  I mistakenly turned on Sky News as I clicked this article.  They're reading people's tweets about it.   Sorry, but when the "news" consists of reading people's tweets, there's really no point anymore.
 
2014-04-07 02:10:59 PM  
Don't know if she was still an active member, but I know her name always came up in in "famous Scientologists" lists.

If her death is related to an OD, that's uh...well, I guess spending entire days in a sauna while ingesting niacin pills "detoxing" isn't the perfect road to a healthy, long-lasting sobriety, either.
 
2014-04-07 02:11:25 PM  
FTFA:  "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Hmmmmm.....What could it be?
25
"wild" and "bonkers"
raised in the entertainment industry
sudden, unexplained death

That's a toughie.

Ah!
It's lupus.
 
2014-04-07 02:11:33 PM  
I will also admit I had no idea who this was.  Read her wikipage, and I still don't really know who she was, beyond a very pretty girl who died tragically at a very young age.

My condolences to her family, friends, and fans.
 
2014-04-07 02:11:44 PM  

tricycleracer: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

Search engine optimization.


and there's more!

She leaves her husband and sons; father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.

Seriously..
 
2014-04-07 02:12:19 PM  

img.fark.net

RIP PEACH GELATO

 
2014-04-07 02:12:27 PM  
I'd cream her....


i200.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 02:12:37 PM  

AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Oh sure, David. It's much better to use names from a Near Eastern Bronze Age culture.
 
2014-04-07 02:12:39 PM  
Never heard of her but that makes 3.

Mickey Rooney
John Pinette
 
2014-04-07 02:12:47 PM  

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


Oddly enough, those are the names of the medications that were in the empty prescription drug bottles found on her night stand.
 
2014-04-07 02:12:48 PM  
someone beat me to it but i dont care
cdn5.nwgimg.com
 
2014-04-07 02:12:51 PM  

dittybopper: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I've got bad news for you, Sunshine, Peaches isn't well, she's back at the hotel....


Well played, dittybopper. Well played indeed.
 
2014-04-07 02:14:07 PM  
Herb must be disconsolate
notesfromasouthernkitchen.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-07 02:14:08 PM  

Onkel Buck: "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death...."

Well there is another famous Peaches who claims you can fark The Pain Away

NSFW


Marvin Gaye agreed and look where it got him.
 
2014-04-07 02:14:27 PM  

Blues_X: So, which drug was it?


Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not jump to conclusions. I've got my money on natural causes.
 
2014-04-07 02:14:38 PM  
I'll always remember her from the story about how some random dude picked her up at a Scientology center, shot heroin with her, banged her, took a bunch of NSFW pictures, and posted it to Reddit. (Did I mention NSFW? I'm pretty sure I did.) RIP horse-shooting, stranger-banging, NSFW photo-posing Scientologist.
 
2014-04-07 02:14:54 PM  

img.fark.net

RIP SCREECH AND BELDING

 
2014-04-07 02:15:01 PM  
sad as hell.  It seems Bob just cannot farking catch a break.   but judging from the way she seemed to embrace the "heroin chic" look, I'm gonna go ahead and Guess the COD is going to involve the word "overdose":

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2014-04-07 02:15:51 PM  
I'm guessing eating disorder.
 
2014-04-07 02:16:17 PM  
Hi guize, what's going on?
 
2014-04-07 02:16:35 PM  
I only know of her existence through the occasional FARK headline the past decade. Sad someone's kid died and at such a young age but I'm glad to know that's one less spoiled child of someone moderately successful for the media to tell me I should care about.
 
2014-04-07 02:16:40 PM  

AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Why do you ask, Two Dogs farking?
 
2014-04-07 02:17:28 PM  
NEWS tag should really not be used for random celebrity deaths, especially those that no one has heard of.
 
2014-04-07 02:17:29 PM  

Onkel Buck: "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death...."

Well there is another famous Peaches who claims you can fark The Pain Away

NSFW


That may be the *worst* thing I've ever heard.
 
2014-04-07 02:17:30 PM  
John Pinette's gettin' a lousy 3 here...
 
2014-04-07 02:17:32 PM  

img.fark.net

RIP BEACHES FELL OFF

 
2014-04-07 02:17:35 PM  
Ain't that a peach
i26.photobucket.com

/It's a dick
 
2014-04-07 02:18:07 PM  

wild9: father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.


AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Jesus H. Christ.  I thought that you people were messing with me.
 
2014-04-07 02:18:11 PM  

Banned on the Run: FTFA:  "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Hmmmmm.....What could it be?
25
"wild" and "bonkers"
raised in the entertainment industry
sudden, unexplained death

That's a toughie.

Ah!
It's lupus.


Mh370 crashed inti her apartment.
 
2014-04-07 02:18:19 PM  

Maul555: whos got the betting pool?  my money is on an overdose!


My bet: cocaine + eating disorder = cardiac arrest


/Very sad, whatever the cause.
 
2014-04-07 02:18:45 PM  
Don't scare me like that, subby. For a minute there, I thought we lost "the teaches of Peaches".

/ F*ck the pain away.
 
2014-04-07 02:19:06 PM  
So, a junkie who's lifetime achievement is being the offspring of a semi famous music industry personality has overdosed. Sad for her family but, so what?
 
2014-04-07 02:19:36 PM  

Mirrorz: Never heard of her but that makes 3.

Mickey Rooney
John Pinette


Whaaa? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-04-07 02:19:48 PM  

LesserEvil: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

Oddly enough, those are the names of the medications that were in the empty prescription drug bottles found on her night stand.


Phaedra is a girl's name:
th09.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-07 02:19:57 PM  
Dammit, now I'll never have a shot at her.


/time to get the shovel out of the basement
 
2014-04-07 02:20:01 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


I never heard of her either.  Haven't thought anything of her father since last time I watched The Wall.
Still a shame though.

And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!
 
2014-04-07 02:20:16 PM  

img.youtube.com


RIP I could eat a peach for hours

 
2014-04-07 02:20:37 PM  

img.fark.net

RIP SPEECHLESS WELDING

 
2014-04-07 02:21:10 PM  

durbnpoisn: And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!


Seems fairly straightforward ...
 
2014-04-07 02:21:24 PM  
 
2014-04-07 02:21:31 PM  

MissFeasance: Damn.  I definitely did not have her on the radar for that kind of checkout.


Neither did I. I thought she was relatively clean - or had been since the birth of her kids.
 
2014-04-07 02:21:42 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [underscoopfire.com image 469x268]
She was murdered by ninjas.

/LOOK OUT!!!


SUPPLIIIIIIIES!!!
 
2014-04-07 02:21:48 PM  
dschmidt14.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-07 02:22:27 PM  
Hot money is on heroin.
 
2014-04-07 02:22:33 PM  

img.fark.net

RIP PREACHER TELL OFF

 
2014-04-07 02:22:39 PM  

GloomCookie613: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

Nah, you're not being insensitive. Insensitive would be asking if the silicone chip inside her head got switched to overload.


MOOOOOAAAAANNNN.

Now it'll be DAYS before I can think of another witty hip popcultural remark.

Anyway.

Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen

Not a brain in her head pretty Peaches dead
But Pink for a tuppence raising little girl Hutchens
So the wack will on
As the wack must go on
How wacky can they get?
Bwa bwa bwa ha ha
 
2014-04-07 02:22:52 PM  
i58.tinypic.com
And if one scrawny vacuous bint should accidentally fall.... there'll be four scrawny va....

Ah forget it, I got nothing.
 
2014-04-07 02:23:14 PM  

Empty H: You know what is sad about threads like this? I mainly use it to mark people who are too lazy to Google or do that lame rip meme.


Who?
 
2014-04-07 02:23:17 PM  
img.fark.net

RIP PEACHOID
 
2014-04-07 02:23:21 PM  
Peaches Geldof. Mostly famous for being named Peaches Geldof.
 
2014-04-07 02:23:36 PM  
assets-s3.rollingstone.com

Vexed by peaches
 
2014-04-07 02:24:37 PM  
Inconsolable
www.justfindit4u.com
 
2014-04-07 02:25:58 PM  
And Mickey Rooney didn't make main page?
 
2014-04-07 02:26:05 PM  
www.pussynclit.com

RIP Peachez
 
2014-04-07 02:26:20 PM  
wasn't the winning horse that linda predicted on bob's burgers last night named "peaches the gelding"?? and it was about linda being psychic. i blame rupert murdoch and/or h. jon benjamin.
 
2014-04-07 02:27:03 PM  

The One True TheDavid: little girl Hutchens


Hutchence. Another dweeb who couldn't spell his name right.
 
2014-04-07 02:27:08 PM  
♫ Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man in a crematorium downtown ♫

decorative-urns.com


/would have eaten those peaches every day
//sad
 
2014-04-07 02:27:30 PM  

img.fark.net


R.I.P Pete Rose

 
2014-04-07 02:28:07 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Don't scare me like that, subby. For a minute there, I thought we lost "the teaches of Peaches".

/ F*ck the pain away.


That's what I was thinking too.
 
2014-04-07 02:28:25 PM  

gabethegoat: wasn't the winning horse that linda predicted on bob's burgers last night named "peaches the gelding"?? and it was about linda being psychic. i blame rupert murdoch and/or h. jon benjamin.


I think it's a sign. Quick, hop on a train and go to Philadelphia to get back with your ex-boyfriend.
 
2014-04-07 02:28:32 PM  
Jesus christ she's my age.  And she looks way older than I do.  I hate having a baby face.  Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.
 
2014-04-07 02:28:50 PM  
Never heard of her... somehow, my life will go on.
 
2014-04-07 02:28:54 PM  
 
2014-04-07 02:28:56 PM  

ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?


Eh.. the daughter of somebody who used to be famous in Britain.
 
2014-04-07 02:29:22 PM  

peacheslatour: Hi guize, what's going on?


Word is you like getting creamed. So uh, how you doing?
 
2014-04-07 02:30:07 PM  
what a defunct Peaches may look like
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-04-07 02:30:11 PM  

traylor: [www.pussynclit.com image 338x511]

RIP Peachez


Do you have any more of that?
 
2014-04-07 02:30:29 PM  
Sad, it's always the well-adjusted and level-headed celebrity kids that die young...no one knows why.
 
2014-04-07 02:30:42 PM  
 
2014-04-07 02:30:56 PM  

moeburn: Jesus christ she's my age.  And she looks way older than I do.  I hate having a baby face.  Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.


Yeah, must really stink to have out grown your age preference by two years..

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2014-04-07 02:31:02 PM  

MassAsster: tricycleracer: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

Search engine optimization.

and there's more!

She leaves her husband and sons; father Bob Geldof; sisters Fifi Trixibelle and Pixie; and younger half-sister, Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof.

Seriously..


Actually, her full name is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof. Yeesh.
 
2014-04-07 02:32:19 PM  
no James and the Giant Peaches references?

i am disappoint
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:32:38 PM  

traylor: [www.pussynclit.com image 338x511]

RIP Peachez


yeah... I wondered when she would find her way to this thread....
 
2014-04-07 02:32:58 PM  
Sorry. My bad.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:33:23 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: traylor: [www.pussynclit.com image 338x511]

RIP Peachez

Do you have any more of that?


Look up "Sarah Peachez" while not at work.  She's well used now, though... beware.
 
2014-04-07 02:33:31 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

Have they ruled out strangulation?
 
2014-04-07 02:34:39 PM  

Big Ramifications: [i58.tinypic.com image 622x337]
And if one scrawny vacuous bint should accidentally fall.... there'll be four scrawny va....

Ah forget it, I got nothing.


That it too bad.  She looked pretty good.
 
2014-04-07 02:34:49 PM  

AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Come on, it's obvious

www.worldcommunitycookbook.org
noblecitrus.com

ecx.images-amazon.com

DUH
 
2014-04-07 02:35:30 PM  
RIP.
 
2014-04-07 02:35:47 PM  

MBooda: Inconsolable
[www.justfindit4u.com image 546x300]


Um, sir? Her name was Pickles, IIRC.
 
2014-04-07 02:36:20 PM  
Why is heroin killing everyone now? Is it super strong heroin?
 
2014-04-07 02:36:45 PM  
I guess now she'll never be in regalia.

/if obscure, disappoint
 
2014-04-07 02:37:10 PM  

raatz01: Why is heroin killing everyone now? Is it super strong heroin?


I wonder if she got it from a factory downtown.
 
2014-04-07 02:37:20 PM  
Rest In Peaches
 
2014-04-07 02:37:55 PM  
This Thread:

img.fark.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:38:11 PM  

MBooda: I guess now she'll never be in regalia.

/if obscure, disappoint


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-07 02:38:24 PM  
Pity.  Someone dies that young, I was looking for something about a nasty car crash on the page.
 
2014-04-07 02:39:00 PM  
Peaches Geldof, second daughter of musician Bob Geldof

The Grim Reaper don't give a sh*t about your nepotism, sugartits.
 
2014-04-07 02:39:03 PM  
2warpstoneptune.files.wordpress.com

RIP Peaches Records & Tapes
 
2014-04-07 02:39:06 PM  

Uzzah: I'll always remember her from the story about how some random dude picked her up at a Scientology center, shot heroin with her, banged her, took a bunch of NSFW pictures, and posted it to Reddit. (Did I mention NSFW? I'm pretty sure I did.) RIP horse-shooting, stranger-banging, NSFW photo-posing Scientologist.


THIS ^^^^ is what I was referring to....I knew she wasn't as squeaky-clean as the article was trying to make her out to be...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:39:27 PM  

Killer Cars: raatz01: Why is heroin killing everyone now? Is it super strong heroin?

I wonder if she got it from a factory downtown.


my rude comment: now that Lou Reed is gone, the supply available has gone up by 50%.
 
2014-04-07 02:40:18 PM  

letthebutthurtflow: ♫ Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man in a crematorium downtown ♫

[decorative-urns.com image 400x600]


Ok, dude...You urned that one...
 
2014-04-07 02:41:10 PM  

moeburn: Jesus christ she's my age.  And she looks way older than I do.  I hate having a baby face.  Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.


So get hit on by a 51 year old for a change. EIP!
***

So anyway. Did he really shave off his nipple?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:41:27 PM  
www.nndb.com

I was trying to get Pink looking really upset, but it really doesn't work...
 
2014-04-07 02:42:26 PM  
Is it ironic that it's a Monday?
 
2014-04-07 02:43:09 PM  
I would have hit that.  However, I'll have to wait until the afterlife now.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:43:15 PM  

weatherwitch666: Is it ironic that it's a Monday?


the people saying "who is Bob Geldof?" and "Bob Geldof is only simi-famous" don't really get that joke.
 
2014-04-07 02:43:19 PM  

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


No kidding.  Phaedra's a girl's name.  Just ask Lee Hazlewood.

/srsly tho, sucks when parents outlive their kids
 
2014-04-07 02:43:48 PM  
The hearse?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-07 02:44:16 PM  
chevydeuce:

I knew she wasn't as squeaky-clean as the article was trying to make her out to be...

With a rock star for father and an adulterous groupie/model/junkie for a mother how could she be?
 
2014-04-07 02:45:09 PM  

HawgWild: durbnpoisn: And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!

Seems fairly straightforward ...


It does?
I don't think I've heard of many cases where someone was found dead where there wasn't at least something to explain how it happened.
 
2014-04-07 02:45:34 PM  
Who? o_o
 
2014-04-07 02:45:36 PM  
Sounds like she was keeping the tradition started by her mom and step-dad.
 
2014-04-07 02:46:30 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Who?


With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...
 
2014-04-07 02:46:34 PM  
At this rate, her kids will OD when they turn 15
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:46:41 PM  

durbnpoisn: HawgWild: durbnpoisn: And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!

Seems fairly straightforward ...

It does?
I don't think I've heard of many cases where someone was found dead where there wasn't at least something to explain how it happened.


leinsterparanormal.com

"People just catch on fire every day..."
 
2014-04-07 02:46:51 PM  

durbnpoisn: HawgWild: durbnpoisn: And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!

Seems fairly straightforward ...

It does?
I don't think I've heard of many cases where someone was found dead where there wasn't at least something to explain how it happened.


It means they don't know yet. Patience.
 
2014-04-07 02:46:59 PM  

GalFriday: [castrobiscuit.com image 500x333]
Rip Peaches

/Seriously, I have no idea who this is, but it came up in a GIS for Peaches.
//Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches
///rule of three slashies!


No idea who this thread is about.. but the Peaches in your pic = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuWOJmQ_kQE

NSFW
 
2014-04-07 02:47:23 PM  
I guess trying to F*ck The Pain Away didn't work.
 
2014-04-07 02:48:28 PM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Geldof  for more on her father.
 
2014-04-07 02:48:57 PM  

ManateeGag: Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?

yeah, that clears it right up.  thanks.


Not only never heard of Peaches, never heard of Google, either. OK.
 
2014-04-07 02:48:58 PM  
R.I.P. Robert Leckie
 
2014-04-07 02:49:44 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-07 02:50:58 PM  

d23: Coming on a Bicycle: traylor: [www.pussynclit.com image 338x511]

RIP Peachez

Do you have any more of that?

Look up "Sarah Peachez" while not at work.  She's well used now, though... beware.


If that's your definition of well used, I have a virgin bride I'd like to sell you....
 
2014-04-07 02:51:01 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-07 02:51:27 PM  
I'd contemplate necrophilia......
 
2014-04-07 02:52:04 PM  

upload.wikimedia.org


RIP Alfred Peachous

 
2014-04-07 02:52:10 PM  

d23: weatherwitch666: Is it ironic that it's a Monday?

the people saying "who is Bob Geldof?" and "Bob Geldof is only simi-famous" don't really get that joke.


Now, I know he looks like an ape, but there's no reason to rub it in.
 
2014-04-07 02:52:27 PM  

ferretman: I'd contemplate necrophilia......


google "marilyn monroe coroner photos"

that'll change your mind right quick
 
2014-04-07 02:53:09 PM  
I wonder if Peaches was friends with Apple Paltrow Martin whatever the f her last name is . . .
 
2014-04-07 02:53:16 PM  
Can someone set me straight? I understood that his Live Aid and Band Aid concerts, while raising considerable money for famine relief, made Geldof one of the wealthiest men in the world, and a bit of a hypocrite. Can anyone confirm/dispute thisa?
 
2014-04-07 02:53:26 PM  
"Beyond pain"

Heroin will do that for you.
 
2014-04-07 02:54:18 PM  
The big question is: how was the fatal dose of heroin delivered?
 
2014-04-07 02:54:33 PM  
That's a terrible shame.
 
2014-04-07 02:55:04 PM  

LewDux: AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?

Come on, it's obvious

[www.worldcommunitycookbook.org image 304x253]
[noblecitrus.com image 298x197]

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

DUH


Nice TD reference, it's what I thought of when I read "Phaedra" too. I think it's a beautiful name.
 
2014-04-07 02:55:04 PM  
blogs.cornell.edu

/RIP Peach Ella
//also possibly NSFW
 
2014-04-07 02:55:29 PM  
Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.
 
2014-04-07 02:55:49 PM  

durbnpoisn: I don't think I've heard of many cases where someone was found dead where there wasn't at least something to explain how it happened.


This is how nearly EVERY young celebrity death goes.  They announce the death, say it's currently unexplained, pending investigation.  We'll get leaks and some insider knowledge telling us more over the next 48 hour or so, followed by the "preliminary" medical examiners evaluation in the next few days (which will generally tell you what happened).  Final reports will come in 3 - 4 weeks, detailing what we already figured out.

This cycle is pretty routine by this point.
 
2014-04-07 02:56:06 PM  

bingethinker: I guess she doesn't like Mondays.


Tell me why?
 
2014-04-07 02:58:14 PM  

The Missing Link: bingethinker: I guess she doesn't like Mondays.

Tell me why?


Well, after the silicon chip inside her head got switched to overload...

I just wonder if anybody is gonna go to school today
 
2014-04-07 02:59:25 PM  
Fista-Phobia

Holy Cow! I have that same 8-track holder, have had it for at least 30 years.  Loved going there when I was a kid.
 
2014-04-07 03:00:26 PM  

Twist2005: Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.


Or a Cass.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:01:51 PM  

MBooda: Twist2005: Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.

Or a Cass.


Or a Tycho Brahe.
 
2014-04-07 03:02:26 PM  

Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?

yeah, that clears it right up.  thanks.

Not only never heard of Peaches, never heard of Google, either. OK.


Google did not really help in the matter.
 
2014-04-07 03:02:31 PM  

gabethegoat: wasn't the winning horse that linda predicted on bob's burgers last night named "peaches the gelding"?? and it was about linda being psychic. i blame rupert murdoch and/or h. jon benjamin.


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
"What the sh*t, Lin!"
 
2014-04-07 03:02:54 PM  

AltheaToldMe: Blues_X: So, which drug was it?

THIS


It was love, ok?  She loved too much.

and "love" of course, is the street name of the strongest meth currently out there
 
2014-04-07 03:02:57 PM  
Among dozens of others, HotWingConspiracy intimated: Hot money is on heroin.

"Pick a habit, we got plenty to go around"

Of course the real question is whether she was ever welcomed.


PSSST: On the other hand, The Rolling Stones were named after a Muddy Waters song.
 
2014-04-07 03:03:34 PM  

d23: MBooda: Twist2005: Didn't she have a really bad eating disorder? Could've done a Karen.

Or a Cass.

Or a Tycho Brahe.


I bet he was pissed.
 
2014-04-07 03:03:51 PM  
Who?
 
2014-04-07 03:04:34 PM  
It's one thing to want to take after your mother. It's another thing to actually do it. Too bad.
 
2014-04-07 03:04:53 PM  

Blues_X: So, which drug was it?


When someone dies at 25, it's not just one. It's more likely to be "all of them."
 
2014-04-07 03:05:22 PM  

MBooda: Inconsolable
[www.justfindit4u.com image 546x300]


That's PICKLES!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:06:02 PM  
 
2014-04-07 03:06:15 PM  

AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?


Professional Attention Whores are professional.
 
2014-04-07 03:06:33 PM  

patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?

With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...


I'll have you know I'm an Artiste!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:08:02 PM  

peacheslatour: patrick767: Smeggy Smurf: Who?

With the name "Peaches" I'm assuming some stripper or adult film star...

I'll have you know I'm an Artiste!


an Erection Engineer.
 
2014-04-07 03:08:30 PM  
chevydeuce http://gawker.com/5502453/peaches-geldofs-heroin-fueled- one-night-stan d-at-hollywoods-scientology-centerwith-pictures

Crewmannumber6 Can anyone confirm/dispute thisa?

Did you mean "aided dictator in purchasing weapons to massacre those Sir Bob claimed to be saving"?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259061/Sorry-Bob-Geldof-Ban d- Aid-millions-DID-pay-guns.html
 
2014-04-07 03:08:49 PM  
So a lady who has never done anything, who is the daughter of a guy who 40 years ago did something, died, and I'm supposed to care why again? Is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?
 
2014-04-07 03:09:37 PM  
RIP Peaches, she was the best

media.giphy.com

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally
 
2014-04-07 03:11:42 PM  

AgentPothead: So a lady who has never done anything, who is the daughter of a guy who 40 years ago did something, died, and I'm supposed to care why again? Is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?


We cry for each and every one of them. Where's your heart?
 
2014-04-07 03:12:41 PM  
Gotta say- bob may be a d-bag, but no one deserves to lose their child...

//"presidents of the USA" seen inconsolable..
 
2014-04-07 03:12:53 PM  
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:14:23 PM  

R.A.Danny: AgentPothead: So a lady who has never done anything, who is the daughter of a guy who 40 years ago did something, died, and I'm supposed to care why again? Is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?

We cry for each and every one of them. Where's your heart?


However, seriously, John Pinette, the author of "You been four hour, you go home now!" died and no one hardly said anything.

Same with Mickey Rooney...
 
2014-04-07 03:14:51 PM  

Big Ramifications: [i58.tinypic.com image 622x337]
And if one scrawny vacuous bint should accidentally fall.... there'll be four scrawny va....

Ah forget it, I got nothing.


I'll take the scrawny bint on the far right for the weekend, please.
 
2014-04-07 03:15:22 PM  

d23: R.A.Danny: AgentPothead: So a lady who has never done anything, who is the daughter of a guy who 40 years ago did something, died, and I'm supposed to care why again? Is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?

We cry for each and every one of them. Where's your heart?

However, seriously, John Pinette, the author of "You been four hour, you go home now!" died and no one hardly said anything.

Same with Mickey Rooney...


I was saddened a bit by them as well, but I'm not on that much during the weekend.
 
2014-04-07 03:15:31 PM  

d23: R.A.Danny: AgentPothead: So a lady who has never done anything, who is the daughter of a guy who 40 years ago did something, died, and I'm supposed to care why again? Is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?

We cry for each and every one of them. Where's your heart?

However, seriously, John Pinette, the author of "You been four hour, you go home now!" died and no one hardly said anything.

Same with Mickey Rooney...


You can mourn for them on the Entertainment tab
 
2014-04-07 03:15:49 PM  
I hope the kids didn't inherit the suicide gene.
 
2014-04-07 03:16:54 PM  

Seraphym: RIP Peaches, she was the best

[media.giphy.com image 500x205]

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally


Maybe she can be Joan of Arc in her next life
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:17:33 PM  

mentallo69: Seraphym: RIP Peaches, she was the best

[media.giphy.com image 500x205]

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally

Maybe she can be Joan of Arc in her next life


Now I know how she feels...
 
2014-04-07 03:17:54 PM  
I felt a little guilty for laughing at the headline and Mondays jokes.
 
2014-04-07 03:18:59 PM  
how's about, who cares?  Evil prick, maybe, but I don't see the point in caring about someone who got front row seats at fashion events simply because she snagged a "rocker" early into his career, or who's claim to fame was a few articles in journals which a small portion of the population reads.  It isn't as though she wrote the next great American novel.
 
2014-04-07 03:20:53 PM  

MBooda: I guess now she'll never be in regalia.

/if obscure, disappoint


No, that was beautiful, man. Beautiful.
 
2014-04-07 03:21:28 PM  

ManateeGag: Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity, but, who?

yeah, that clears it right up.  thanks.

Not only never heard of Peaches, never heard of Google, either. OK.

Google did not really help in the matter.


??????
 
2014-04-07 03:22:59 PM  
I dont know how a movie dies,but

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

RIP Beaches
 
2014-04-07 03:24:41 PM  
Was she up all night before this happened?

/got nothin'
 
2014-04-07 03:26:36 PM  

ChipNASA: I'd cream her....


You're gonna need a shovel.
 
2014-04-07 03:28:57 PM  

LordJiro: Police say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".

Drugs, suicide, or drug-induced suicide?


Ham sammich?
 
2014-04-07 03:29:26 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

/obscure?


She's got me going up and down
She's got me going up and down
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:32:08 PM  

Banned on the Run: FTFA:  "We are beyond pain," said her father, confirming her death. "She was the wildest, funniest, cleverest, wittiest and the most bonkers of all of us."

Hmmmmm.....What could it be?
25
"wild" and "bonkers"
raised in the entertainment industry
sudden, unexplained death

That's a toughie.

Ah!
It's lupus.


files.gamebanana.com
 
2014-04-07 03:33:36 PM  
www.blazemonger.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 03:33:57 PM  

d23: mentallo69: Seraphym: RIP Peaches, she was the best

[media.giphy.com image 500x205]

/DJs inconsolable they can't feel her breasts
//legally

Maybe she can be Joan of Arc in her next life

Now I know how she feels...


Bigmouth!

/lalalalala
 
2014-04-07 03:35:34 PM  

Maul555: whos got the betting pool?  my money is on an overdose!


I'll take complications arising from anorexia
 
2014-04-07 03:37:28 PM  
Came for hot pics and instead got bombarded by lame memes that aren't even done well

//seriously nerds, get dates and leave the posting to people who are better at it.
 
2014-04-07 03:38:19 PM  

Ginnungagap42: [www.blazemonger.com image 300x583]


Gentle Giant, Zappa, and Tangerine Dream references all in one thread. It's like someone's going through my music collection.
 
2014-04-07 03:40:51 PM  
static.music.cbc.ca
 
2014-04-07 03:41:55 PM  
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
RIP
 
2014-04-07 03:42:48 PM  
Any thought of me Movin' to the Country is right out.
 
2014-04-07 03:47:27 PM  

FarkingReading: RIP BEACHES FELL OFF


I just spit dr pepper all over my keyboard. Well played.
 
2014-04-07 03:48:18 PM  

veryequiped: Came for hot pics and instead got bombarded by lame memes that aren't even done well

//seriously nerds, get dates and leave the posting to people who are better at it.


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 03:48:21 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.rp.vhd.me image 320x240]

RIP MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE


if I had my little way I eat peaches  every day.

/but now I can't
// it is sad though
/// lot of death in her maternal sphere of doom.
 
2014-04-07 03:48:24 PM  
Always unfortunate when someone so young dies.
 
2014-04-07 03:48:59 PM  
Got tired of looking for it. Apologies if someone already posted this but THIS. NSFW but very much fark material.
 
2014-04-07 03:49:03 PM  

cdn.hitfix.com
RIP Canned Peaches

 
2014-04-07 03:54:07 PM  
I actually feel really bad for Bob. To lose a child must be the most heart breaking thing imaginable.

And yeah yeah, she's just one person, thousands have died, blah blah, well I'd feel bad for their families if I read their stories too. It's not my fault they weren't famous.
 
2014-04-07 03:55:54 PM  
img.fark.net

RIP Peaches
 
2014-04-07 03:55:58 PM  
 
2014-04-07 03:56:59 PM  

Trance354: how's about, who cares?  Evil prick, maybe, but I don't see the point in caring about someone who got front row seats at fashion events simply because she snagged a "rocker" early into his career, or who's claim to fame was a few articles in journals which a small portion of the population reads.  It isn't as though she wrote the next great American novel.


If she never made any tabloid headlines the same article would have still been written, but the headline would have been "Bob Geldof's Daughter Found Dead" or something like that.
 
2014-04-07 03:57:03 PM  
Two years too early for the 27 club.
 
2014-04-07 03:59:05 PM  
So I guess she beat the curse of the 27 Club...
 
2014-04-07 04:01:37 PM  
Peaches Geldof - RIP
Mickey Rooney - RIP
John Pinette - RIP

This Monday is brought you by George HH Martin.
 
2014-04-07 04:04:10 PM  

monoski: I felt a little guilty for laughing at the headline and Mondays jokes.


And her poor father: the worms will really be hungry now.
 
2014-04-07 04:05:47 PM  

AltheaToldMe: "her sons Astala and Phaedra "


Well, it is unlikely that she named her daughter after the figure in Greek mythology.  Maybe she was a Lee Greenwood fan:

i2.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 04:08:15 PM  
nmiguy:

Peaches Geldof - RIP
Mickey Rooney - RIP
John Pinette - RIP


All these worthies deceased and I'M still here? WTF is wrong with you people? It's TROLL season! Shoot! Shoot!
 
2014-04-07 04:12:09 PM  
My first thought was Peaches & Herb.
 
2014-04-07 04:12:59 PM  
Did anyone see a monkey leaving the area?

Also, "model"?  At best, she's Spelling-class, which is still a grade below Local Car Dealership-class.
 
2014-04-07 04:23:21 PM  

Precision Boobery: Did anyone see a monkey leaving the area?

Also, "model"?  At best, she's Spelling-class, which is still a grade below Local Car Dealership-class.


And those knees- you could put out an eye on those things!
 
2014-04-07 04:24:51 PM  

whosits_112: gabethegoat: wasn't the winning horse that linda predicted on bob's burgers last night named "peaches the gelding"?? and it was about linda being psychic. i blame rupert murdoch and/or h. jon benjamin.

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x281]
"What the sh*t, Lin!"


Gelding The Lily
 
2014-04-07 04:28:15 PM  

LordJiro: Police say the death is currently being treated as "unexplained and sudden".

Drugs, suicide, or drug-induced suicide?


Brain Aneurism.
 
2014-04-07 04:29:07 PM  

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


When someone on Facebook was wondering if they found Astala and Phaedra in the house, I wondered what types of drugs they were (and I submitted it with this as part of a much better headline, etc.).

Also: I guess Bob Geldof still don't like Mondays. That would also have been a better headline.

i.walmartimages.com

R.I.P PEACH UNION

 
2014-04-07 04:29:41 PM  

MBooda: Inconsolable
[www.justfindit4u.com image 546x300]


Sure someone already caught this, but Buddy's wife was Pickles, not Peaches.
 
2014-04-07 04:33:49 PM  

Empty H: You know what is sad about threads like this? I mainly use it to mark people who are too lazy to Google or do that lame rip meme.


Indeed, I would agree.  It is very sad that you use it to mark people.
 
2014-04-07 04:36:18 PM  

nmiguy: John Pinette - RIP


I say nay nay!

/dammit. I hadn't heard that... I always thought that guy was hilarious. RIP funny man.
 
2014-04-07 04:37:52 PM  
jimmylasalvia.com

RIP Sneetches
 
2014-04-07 04:38:32 PM  
I was thinking a Paparazzi/ Princess Di sort of thing.  The British tabloids had cameras up her ass for the last 10 years+.  It was the standard for the uselessness of the British Tabloids every time they reported Peaches Geldof "news."  She did nothing to deserve the attention, did not seek it and was mostly only famous for having a National Hero for a Dad.
 
2014-04-07 04:42:21 PM  
From Bob's statement:

Tom and her sons Astala and Phaedra will always belong in our family, fractured so often, but never broken.

Doesn't 'fractured' mean 'broken'?
 
2014-04-07 04:42:59 PM  

zabadu: MBooda: Inconsolable
[www.justfindit4u.com image 546x300]

Sure someone already caught this, but Buddy's wife was Pickles, not Peaches.


My cat is named Peaches, but she answers to  Pickles as well.  Hey, it starts with a P and ends in an S.
She's not picky.
 
2014-04-07 04:46:12 PM  

skrame: From Bob's statement:

Tom and her sons Astala and Phaedra will always belong in our family, fractured so often, but never broken.

Doesn't 'fractured' mean 'broken'?


I think he was going more for the "cracked" definition.
 
2014-04-07 04:47:06 PM  
rustnbones.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-07 04:47:35 PM  
Suicide by drug overdose.
 
2014-04-07 04:50:21 PM  

WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.


Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 04:50:47 PM  

WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

idle rich stupidity.

/yeah its sad, but still........
//and Darwin has his nymph now
 
2014-04-07 04:59:22 PM  

Jackpot777: WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.


Can you explain why (i.e., why the last tweet is an indicator)? If i saw it correctly, it was a pic of her and her mom.

/thanks, am curious.
 
2014-04-07 05:00:01 PM  
I suppose it would be in poor taste to link a topless picture of her, but, here you are.
NSFW of course.
 
2014-04-07 05:00:12 PM  

bingethinker: I guess she doesn't like Mondays.


Probably was up all night.

\say it ain't so, Joe....
 
2014-04-07 05:01:29 PM  

KoolerThanJesus: GalFriday: [castrobiscuit.com image 500x333]
Rip Peaches

/Seriously, I have no idea who this is, but it came up in a GIS for Peaches.
//Moving to the country going to eat a lot of peaches
///rule of three slashies!

No idea who this thread is about.. but the Peaches in your pic = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuWOJmQ_kQE

NSFW


Oh, sweet Peaches, I knew you back when you were little Merrill Nisker dropping off your first CD at my music rag. Safe to say the seeds were already sprouting.
 
2014-04-07 05:02:20 PM  
RIP Desiree Cousteau (Pretty Peaches)

i24.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 05:08:26 PM  
Peaches Geldorf? I didn't read The Hobbit.
 
2014-04-07 05:09:30 PM  
So the British version of Paris Hilton died?

Feel bad for the family, but c'mon...
 
2014-04-07 05:09:58 PM  

FlyingJ: what a defunct Peaches may look like
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 500x286]


Many $ and hours spent there.
 
2014-04-07 05:11:16 PM  

Speaker2Animals: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, like someone who lives in a mushroom cellar with no electricity like someone who isn't one of a tiny group of British islanders who even remembers who Bob Geldof is, but, who?

 
2014-04-07 05:11:49 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Jackpot777: WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.

Can you explain why (i.e., why the last tweet is an indicator)? If i saw it correctly, it was a pic of her and her mom.

/thanks, am curious.


Her mum OD'd.
 
2014-04-07 05:14:01 PM  
Give my condolences to Charles Peattie.  He's a cartoonist. You wouldn't know him or his work because he's really brilliant and British.


RIP

Pixie Frou-Frou

Ulitmately

She died like a media star

Doing

What she loved.

 
2014-04-07 05:23:49 PM  
Headline could have also been used for a pregnancy announcement.
 
2014-04-07 05:29:24 PM  

MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...


The Upper Classes have all the good names. They can name their eldest son John for seven hundred years without a qualm.

The Gentry ape the Upper Classes but have a longer and thus weirder list of names, mostly coined from the maiden names of their mothers or buried in antiquity, seeing as this class of people consists of sturdy durable families that may have lived on the same plot of land for hundreds or thousands of years with very little but the occasional civil war to trouble them..

The Upper Middle Classes are prone to fashion in all things, and while they may adopt the names of the Upper Classes and Gentry out of snobbery, they will also invent. God save us from middle class cleverness, but they do invent!

The super rich media types are forced to be original. A common name does not open any doors in the Biz and even a comic-tragic name is better than no name at all.

The proper and serious Middle Classes ape the Upper Middle Classes or stick with family names that have been passed down as "heirloom" names.

The Lower Middle Classes name their children after famous people they admire for a moment such as soap opera characters, stars or football players.

The Upper Lower Classes give good bluff hail-fellow-well-met names or else follow the pattern of one of the higher classes.

The Lower classes have no names and no real hopes of making any for themselves so they are free to invent names or use nicknames to the almost complete exclusion of their baptismal names (if their parents ever bothered to have them baptized or christianed or whatever).

And the lower criminal classes have cast off bourgeois names and are known solely by pseudonyms for their own protection.

Traditional naming systems were designed to ensure that 1) people would know who your people are and 2) the names of the dead would not die with them but would be carried through the generations to keep some part of the dead alive among the living.

I could explain some of these in some detail but they drive me nuts because they are never so universal that you can assume they will be used. This makes a genealogist's life harder than it needs to be because what's the use of naming your first born after his grandparent or uncles or godparents if you aren't going to all use the same system consistently?

I've plenty of examples of all of these systems of baby-naming in my family tree, which now numbers over 56,000 people, probably 54,000 if I cleaned up all the duplications and errors and unconnected groups of people I haven't finished researching.

Each class abhors and eschews anything the next lower class likes and thus there is a sort of stripey pattern in society where one man's meat is another man's poison for all those above and below him.

The people at the top and bottom get on fine because they are all a bunch of con-artists and thieves.
 
2014-04-07 05:39:01 PM  
AgentPotHead is it cause she's a "pretty white girl"? fark that shiat. Thousands of people die daily, what about them?

Even the offspring of suicidal model & pop stars i.e. Celebrity Crotchfruit hold Titles like 'Presenter' in jolly olde, you gotta read Goop to realize that, the average Farker reaction thusly;
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQy5vKAaTuA
 
2014-04-07 05:39:56 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: MelGoesOnTour: Jackpot777: WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.

Can you explain why (i.e., why the last tweet is an indicator)? If i saw it correctly, it was a pic of her and her mom.

/thanks, am curious.

Her mum OD'd.


A comment on one of the Instragram photos from her Twitter:

RIP peaches, I hope your little boys grow up knowing you're watching over them xx

I think the little boys would have understood that better if she hadn't killed herself.
 
2014-04-07 05:40:01 PM  
Was banking on her as a 27 club'er. Should have taken the under.
 
2014-04-07 05:49:58 PM  

brantgoose: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

The Upper Classes have all the good names. They can name their eldest son John for seven hundred years without a qualm.

The Gentry ape the Upper Classes but have a longer and thus weirder list of names, mostly coined from the maiden names of their mothers or buried in antiquity, seeing as this class of people consists of sturdy durable families that may have lived on the same plot of land for hundreds or thousands of years with very little but the occasional civil war to trouble them..

The Upper Middle Classes are prone to fashion in all things, and while they may adopt the names of the Upper Classes and Gentry out of snobbery, they will also invent. God save us from middle class cleverness, but they do invent!

The super rich media types are forced to be original. A common name does not open any doors in the Biz and even a comic-tragic name is better than no name at all.

The proper and serious Middle Classes ape the Upper Middle Classes or stick with family names that have been passed down as "heirloom" names.

The Lower Middle Classes name their children after famous people they admire for a moment such as soap opera characters, stars or football players.

The Upper Lower Classes give good bluff hail hale-fellow-well-met names or else follow the pattern of one of the higher classes.

The Lower classes have no names and no real hopes of making any for themselves so they are free to invent names or use nicknames to the almost complete exclusion of their baptismal names (if their parents ever bothered to have them baptized or christianed or whatever).

And the lower criminal classes have cast off bourgeois names and are known solely by pseudonyms for their own protection.

Traditional naming systems were designed to ensure that 1) people would know who your people are and 2) the names of the dead would not die with them but would be carried through the ...

 
2014-04-07 05:52:12 PM  

6655321: RIP Desiree Cousteau (Pretty Peaches)

[i24.photobucket.com image 425x325]


Damn you!

/yeah, I'm old enough to have fapped to her back during the 16mm-film days.
 
2014-04-07 05:53:48 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: MelGoesOnTour: Jackpot777: WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.

Can you explain why (i.e., why the last tweet is an indicator)? If i saw it correctly, it was a pic of her and her mom.

/thanks, am curious.

Her mum OD'd.


I didn't know that. The pic makes sense to me now, though. So sad.
 
2014-04-07 05:58:48 PM  

durbnpoisn: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I never heard of her either.  Haven't thought anything of her father since last time I watched The Wall.
Still a shame though.

And I hate that the news reports this with the only explanation being that her death is completely unexplained.
What the hell does that mean?!


Seemed pretty clear to me - they are still investigating.  it was apparently not clearly a homicide or suicide, and she also wasn't known to have an illness that would cause her to drop dead (like cancer) so they are going to have to do an autopsy, etc.
 
2014-04-07 05:59:42 PM  

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: So the British version of Paris Hilton died?

Feel bad for the family, but c'mon...


No, Petra Eccleston is the  British version of Paris Hilton.  Except Petra has more money.
 
2014-04-07 06:06:55 PM  
Six pages and we still haven't had a Patton Oswalt reference to Black Angus?

This, folks. THIS is how we're losing to the... who are we losing to these days? China, right? We're losing to...

...ah, stuff it. We're finally getting beer right. We make yummy enough brew that Belgium looks to us.

/oh, and schnapps.
//no one has mentioned any fuzzy nipp...
///...never mind.
 
2014-04-07 06:22:06 PM  

skrame: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: MelGoesOnTour: Jackpot777: WhoGAS: Suicide by drug overdose.

Her last tweet could indicate just that, but without a note it's not provable.

Can you explain why (i.e., why the last tweet is an indicator)? If i saw it correctly, it was a pic of her and her mom.

/thanks, am curious.

Her mum OD'd.

A comment on one of the Instragram photos from her Twitter:

RIP peaches, I hope your little boys grow up knowing you're watching over them xx

I think the little boys would have understood that better if she hadn't killed herself.


I hope there's some way to preserve that twitter and instagram stream for her little ones for one day, though... it's clear to me by the sheer number of tweets/IGs of her family that they were the vast majority of her world.

/stay off of the hard shiat, kids
 
2014-04-07 06:34:25 PM  

FlashHarry: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

/obscure?


First thing I thought of, internethighfive.jpeg
 
2014-04-07 06:56:14 PM  
if I had any heroin, Peaches,

i would have taken the hit for you.

xxx
 
2014-04-07 07:05:43 PM  

davynelson: if I had any heroin, Peaches,

i would have taken the hit for you.

xxx


Sounds like you really like like like like like like like ooooooh like like like like her.
 
2014-04-07 07:09:59 PM  
It's always sad when a junkie scientologist dies.
 
2014-04-07 07:13:11 PM  
Damn.  Sorry for Bob, her sisters & her sons.
 
2014-04-07 07:14:02 PM  

cgraves67: Blues_X: nekom: ManateeGag: Not to seem insensitive, but, who?

I have no idea either.  Too young to go though, so that's pretty shiatty.


Daughter of Bob Geldof, who organized Live Aid and was in "The Wall", among other things (and honestly I don't know what the other things are).

He wrote some annoying Christmas song too.


Peaches Geldof was in The Wall?

howdoestimetravelwork.jpg
 
2014-04-07 07:29:03 PM  
Yet another person I've never met, known, or heard of, has died. What's happening?!
 
2014-04-07 07:34:01 PM  

brantgoose: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

The Upper Classes have all the good names. They can name their eldest son John for seven hundred years without a qualm.

The Gentry ape the Upper Classes but have a longer and thus weirder list of names, mostly coined from the maiden names of their mothers or buried in antiquity, seeing as this class of people consists of sturdy durable families that may have lived on the same plot of land for hundreds or thousands of years with very little but the occasional civil war to trouble them..

The Upper Middle Classes are prone to fashion in all things, and while they may adopt the names of the Upper Classes and Gentry out of snobbery, they will also invent. God save us from middle class cleverness, but they do invent!

The super rich media types are forced to be original. A common name does not open any doors in the Biz and even a comic-tragic name is better than no name at all.

The proper and serious Middle Classes ape the Upper Middle Classes or stick with family names that have been passed down as "heirloom" names.

The Lower Middle Classes name their children after famous people they admire for a moment such as soap opera characters, stars or football players.

The Upper Lower Classes give good bluff hail-fellow-well-met names or else follow the pattern of one of the higher classes.

The Lower classes have no names and no real hopes of making any for themselves so they are free to invent names or use nicknames to the almost complete exclusion of their baptismal names (if their parents ever bothered to have them baptized or christianed or whatever).

And the lower criminal classes have cast off bourgeois names and are known solely by pseudonyms for their own protection.

Traditional naming systems were designed to ensure that 1) people would know who your people are and 2) the names of the dead would not die with them but would be carried through the ...


Add a little more fiber in your diet and I'll promise you, you'll feel like a new man.
 
2014-04-07 07:37:24 PM  
This sucks. I need to fark the pain away.
 
2014-04-07 07:38:13 PM  
Cocaine Heroin Fame Money is a helluva drug.  Good job, famous socialite parents.
 
2014-04-07 07:43:39 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Can someone set me straight? I understood that his Live Aid and Band Aid concerts, while raising considerable money for famine relief, made Geldof one of the wealthiest men in the world, and a bit of a hypocrite. Can anyone confirm/dispute thisa?


Sir Bob made his fortune bizarrely: he invested in tv stations and more or less invented travel web-sites.

He didn't make money from Band-Aid or Live-Aid but he does command a pretty hefty engagement fee to give speeches these days which bothers some people for reasons that I can't be arsed about.
 
2014-04-07 07:46:58 PM  

NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS

 
2014-04-07 07:48:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 08:06:39 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS



Except Farkers that have been checking out her nude pics for several years.
 
2014-04-07 08:06:58 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.rp.vhd.me image 320x240]

RIP MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE


Came for PUSA reference, leaving satisfied with a can of peaches.
 
2014-04-07 08:40:03 PM  
People can have sudden deaths for reasons other than drugs. I knew two people who died suddenly. One collapsed while walking in a mall with her two kids from a brain aneurysm. Another complained about headaches to her doctor for months before dying in her sleep. Turns out she had a massive brain tumor. Both were in their 30s.
 
2014-04-07 08:49:26 PM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS


Exactly. Never heard of the person before today.
 
2014-04-07 09:02:24 PM  
She always seemed a bit naive, but good hearted. I couldn't hate her, even though she didn't seem very smart.

She was shocked to get pregnant right after having her first baby.

Anyone who is shocked by pregnancy gets a little pity from me.

Celebrity seemed to be a challenge for her.

I feel bad for her kids.
 
2014-04-07 09:04:22 PM  

4seasons85!: People can have sudden deaths for reasons other than drugs. I knew two people who died suddenly. One collapsed while walking in a mall with her two kids from a brain aneurysm. Another complained about headaches to her doctor for months before dying in her sleep. Turns out she had a massive brain tumor. Both were in their 30s.


Agreed. But the cause of premature celebrity death is drugs more often than not. There's no reason to sugar-coat it with anecdotes about your friends or people you know who had blowouts, they're not known dope fiends and they can't afford to go out partying every night with the jet set crowd who do blow and smack like it's free.
 
2014-04-07 09:06:11 PM  

o'really: I feel bad for her kids.


Why? Sir Bob has been a great single father. Look at how his kids turne...

OK, they're screwed. Feel bad for them all you want to.
 
2014-04-07 09:07:08 PM  
Rats
 
2014-04-07 09:13:48 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: 4seasons85!: People can have sudden deaths for reasons other than drugs. I knew two people who died suddenly. One collapsed while walking in a mall with her two kids from a brain aneurysm. Another complained about headaches to her doctor for months before dying in her sleep. Turns out she had a massive brain tumor. Both were in their 30s.

Agreed. But the cause of premature celebrity death is drugs more often than not. There's no reason to sugar-coat it with anecdotes about your friends or people you know who had blowouts, they're not known dope fiends and they can't afford to go out partying every night with the jet set crowd who do blow and smack like it's free.


You are right. Although we shouldn't jump to conclusions, if she was like that then the reason for her death is fairly obvious.
 
2014-04-07 09:27:01 PM  

MissFeasance: Damn.  I definitely did not have her on the radar for that kind of checkout.



Yeah, I'm totally gobsmacked at this. I thought she was kinda like pure, fluffy bunnies and shiat.

http://gawker.com/5502453/peaches-geldofs-heroin-fueled-one-night-st an d-at-hollywoods-scientology-centerwith-pictures


/overdose
 
2014-04-07 09:32:10 PM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.rp.vhd.me image 320x240]

RIP MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR FREE


TYVM
 
2014-04-07 09:38:50 PM  
Where are all the Circle Of Life comments or whatever, since Mickey Rooney died as well?  Young, sexy, unfulfilled promise vs. Thanks For The Memories?

How 'bout the God Needz More Angelz crowd.  No fun when they're quiet.

/haz sad for both
 
2014-04-07 10:10:53 PM  
She was a beautiful young woman with seemingly a bright future...bummer.
 
2014-04-07 10:13:24 PM  
First, to the "no one knows..." crowd? The many subtle Boomtown Rats lyrics sprinkled in this thread say otherwise.

Second, Geldof's other kids seem pretty well-adjusted.
 
2014-04-07 10:45:49 PM  
Thats too bad.  She'd been depressed for awhile.  The UK, London particularly, is a tough place to be famous.  It's a fish bowl.
 
2014-04-07 11:39:22 PM  

MBooda: I guess now she'll never be in regalia.

/if obscure, disappoint


Good heavens, I didn't think there were that many of us.
 
2014-04-08 12:06:24 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Can someone set me straight? I understood that his Live Aid and Band Aid concerts, while raising considerable money for famine relief, made Geldof one of the wealthiest men in the world, and a bit of a hypocrite. Can anyone confirm/dispute thisa?


No, he made his money from his Planet 24 television production company and the companies that followed. Among the many shows, he helped develop the original Survivor. His worth could be in the hundreds of millions.
 
2014-04-08 12:40:03 AM  
It's kinda pointless to be posting so late, but her boys were still babies ... If it was a suicide, I wonder if post-partum depression might have been a mitigating factor.
 
2014-04-08 01:08:09 AM  
I always think that Herb looks like Dave Chapelle playing Herb.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-08 02:22:53 AM  
My first trip to London, I had been there all of an hour and had just arrived at my flat for the week, I decided first thing to do was - to go out and find a pub and have a beer after the long flight. First person I run into was Bob Geldof with one young daughter, it was Peaches, she was around 6 or 7 then. We chatted for a couple of minutes on the street in Chelsea. Told him how much I liked the Boomtown Rats. He thanked me and pointed out a pub to try down the street. He was pretty nice, I must say, I was surprised at that.

Sad that she died so young.

/My CSB of the Geldof meeting.
//I know who cares right?
 
2014-04-08 02:33:10 AM  

skyshooter: My first trip to London, I had been there all of an hour and had just arrived at my flat for the week, I decided first thing to do was - to go out and find a pub and have a beer after the long flight. First person I run into was Bob Geldof with one young daughter, it was Peaches, she was around 6 or 7 then. We chatted for a couple of minutes on the street in Chelsea. Told him how much I liked the Boomtown Rats. He thanked me and pointed out a pub to try down the street. He was pretty nice, I must say, I was surprised at that.

Sad that she died so young.

/My CSB of the Geldof meeting.
//I know who cares right?


I think it's a cool story. I saw Geldof twice in concert and met him after the show both times - he was really nice about hanging around outside and chatting with people. Hell of a nice guy.
 
2014-04-08 03:06:35 AM  

Jackpot777: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

When someone on Facebook was wondering if they found Astala and Phaedra in the house, I wondered what types of drugs they were (and I submitted it with this as part of a much better headline, etc.).

Also: I guess Bob Geldof still don't like Mondays. That would also have been a better headline.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]R.I.P PEACH UNION


I bow to your superior headline writing skills

Don't flop on a "dick measuring contest" unless you've got something to play with.

/the "better headline" thing was done and over years ago. it's played out. new material.
//everyone sounds like a jackass when they post "better headline" then their "better headline" in a thread
 
2014-04-08 03:28:43 AM  
Who?
 
2014-04-08 04:55:07 AM  

bingethinker: I guess she doesn't like Mondays.


Oh- nice one, Bruv!
 
2014-04-08 05:06:57 AM  

moeburn: Jesus christ she's my age.  And she looks way older than I do.  I hate having a baby face.  Getting hit on by 16 year olds when you're 25 loses its charm after a while.


Depends on your gender.
 
2014-04-08 06:39:49 AM  

peacheslatour: zabadu: MBooda: Inconsolable
[www.justfindit4u.com image 546x300]

Sure someone already caught this, but Buddy's wife was Pickles, not Peaches.

My cat is named Peaches, but she answers to  Pickles as well.  Hey, it starts with a P and ends in an S.
She's not picky.


"Pickles en Regalia"?

...nah. Can't see it.
 
2014-04-08 07:02:29 AM  

drxym: I hope the kids didn't inherit the suicide gene.


Was thinking exactly this. First her mom, now her, and she has two kids. It's hard not to feel like those kids are on a ticking countdown clock.
 
2014-04-08 08:19:39 AM  

spidermann: Jackpot777: MassAsster: Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof
two sons, Astala and Phaedra.

Whats with famous people and strange names...

When someone on Facebook was wondering if they found Astala and Phaedra in the house, I wondered what types of drugs they were (and I submitted it with this as part of a much better headline, etc.).

Also: I guess Bob Geldof still don't like Mondays. That would also have been a better headline.

[i.walmartimages.com image 500x500]R.I.P PEACH UNION

I bow to your superior headline writing skills

Don't flop on a "dick measuring contest" unless you've got something to play with.

/the "better headline" thing was done and over years ago. it's played out. new material.
//everyone sounds like a jackass when they post "better headline" then their "better headline" in a thread


New material? On Fark? This is the place where people submit BuzzFeed pages based on Reddit's front page. The only thing left of originality here is the RIP Meme, and enough people biatch when people post that too. "Waaah, someone that has free access to Fark posted something so that I, with my free access to Fark, have to scroll past a little more."

We'll have to do that dick measuring contest thing you suggest.

I didn't put it in quotes.
 
2014-04-08 08:22:35 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS


I knew. Mind you, that's because of the Paula Yates joke that went around when she died.

Police have just issued a statement saying that they found Ecstasy, Amphetamines and Angel Dust in the house... but there was no sign of the other daughter.
 
2014-04-08 09:01:31 AM  
RIP, daughter of moderately famous person. 25 is way too young.
 
2014-04-08 09:16:07 AM  
For some people, dying is the only noteworthy thing they'll do in their lives
 
2014-04-08 10:56:11 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: RIP, daughter of moderately famous person. 25 is way too young.


The original version of one of the songs he co-wrote is the 18th best selling single of all time. If you add the sales of the 1989 and 2004 releases, it becomes one of only ten songs to have sold more than 15 million physical copies.

Moderately famous, I guess. If you were telling kids to get off your lawn in the 1980s.
 
2014-04-08 12:26:24 PM  

Jackpot777: The original version of one of the songs he co-wrote is the 18th best selling single of all time. If you add the sales of the 1989 and 2004 releases, it becomes one of only ten songs to have sold more than 15 million physical copies.

Moderately famous, I guess. If you were telling kids to get off your lawn in the 1980s.


Regardless of this, you will always have the morons proudly bellowing "WHO!?"
 
2014-04-08 12:30:08 PM  

Dragonflew: Jackpot777: The original version of one of the songs he co-wrote is the 18th best selling single of all time. If you add the sales of the 1989 and 2004 releases, it becomes one of only ten songs to have sold more than 15 million physical copies.

Moderately famous, I guess. If you were telling kids to get off your lawn in the 1980s.

Regardless of this, you will always have the morons proudly bellowing "WHO!?"


They can't masturbate at work this is their only happiness.
 
2014-04-08 01:02:14 PM  
So she wrote a great article about how stupid it was of her parents to saddle her with that name, then she gives her kids names that are worse?

Even if they are "real" names, gaelic or whatever, she knew they were strange when she chose them.
 
2014-04-08 01:27:48 PM  
MooseBayou:

Why do you ask, Two Dogs farking?

You called?
 
2014-04-08 01:35:41 PM  

Jackpot777: Tyrone Slothrop: RIP, daughter of moderately famous person. 25 is way too young.

The original version of one of the songs he co-wrote is the 18th best selling single of all time. If you add the sales of the 1989 and 2004 releases, it becomes one of only ten songs to have sold more than 15 million physical copies.

Moderately famous, I guess. If you were telling kids to get off your lawn in the 1980s.


I don't think co-writing a top-selling song is an automatic claim to fame. I've never heard of Irving Berlin, Max C. Freedman, James E. Myers (Jimmy DeKnight), Jack Lawrence, Frank Dostal, Rolf Soja, James Horner, or Will Jennings. All of these people wrote or co-wrote songs that have sold more physical copies than Geldof. Moderately famous is an accurate description, I think. Maybe he's truly famous in the UK.

/I didn't know whom either Geldof was, but probably would have recognized Bob's name if I had seen The Wall within the last 15 years
//Maybe some of those song writers I listed is really famous, but I'm not really into the music industry too much
 
2014-04-08 01:56:37 PM  
I'm going with a pulmonary embolism (or cerebral) with a side order of OD.
 
2014-04-08 01:57:32 PM  

Jackpot777: Professor Horatio Hufnagel: NO ONE IN AMERICA KNOWS WHO THE HELL PEACHES GELDOF IS

I knew. Mind you, that's because of the Paula Yates joke that went around when she died.

Police have just issued a statement saying that they found Ecstasy, Amphetamines and Angel Dust in the house... but there was no sign of the other daughter.


citation please
 
2014-04-08 02:20:50 PM  

Jackpot777: Tyrone Slothrop: RIP, daughter of moderately famous person. 25 is way too young.

The original version of one of the songs he co-wrote is the 18th best selling single of all time. If you add the sales of the 1989 and 2004 releases, it becomes one of only ten songs to have sold more than 15 million physical copies.

Moderately famous, I guess. If you were telling kids to get off your lawn in the 1980s.


So what?  We are the World and Candle in the Wind 1997 both outrank it.  When was the last time you heard any of those songs?

Hollie Maea: AltheaToldMe: FTFA:

"her sons Astala and Phaedra "

WTF is wrong with these young people!?

Oh sure, David. It's much better to use names from a Near Eastern Bronze Age culture.


Where do you think Phaedra comes from?
 
2014-04-08 03:09:12 PM  
Did someone jizz on her again?
 
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