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(NBC Bay Area)   Police request that the druid or druids responsible for creating SmartCarhenge in San Francisco please knock it off   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-07 04:40:04 PM  
ʇɹɐɯs os ʇou
 
2014-04-07 04:58:08 PM  

snochick: Why? Because it's hilarious, that's why.


ha
 
2014-04-07 06:05:40 PM  

Z-clipped: Vandals are cowards.  If you want to prank someone, you pick up their Smart Car, and move it to a funny location.  Turn it around in the spot.  Put it on the sidewalk. Whatever.  There's no need to be a shiatstain and cost someone thousands of dollars, and weeks of their car sitting in the shop.


While it would be funny to see it put in, for example, someone's flower box, I would counter by saying that maybe that time in a rental car will remind them of why it's so goddamned stupid to have a car whose crash tests comes with a "Yakkety Sax" soundtrack.
 
2014-04-07 06:50:26 PM  

Devil's Playground: TheWhoppah: Who the fark builds a stonehenge?

Sam Hill


The Gorge!
 
2014-04-07 07:28:56 PM  

FriarReb98: Z-clipped: Vandals are cowards.  If you want to prank someone, you pick up their Smart Car, and move it to a funny location.  Turn it around in the spot.  Put it on the sidewalk. Whatever.  There's no need to be a shiatstain and cost someone thousands of dollars, and weeks of their car sitting in the shop.

While it would be funny to see it put in, for example, someone's flower box, I would counter by saying that maybe that time in a rental car will remind them of why it's so goddamned stupid to have a car whose crash tests comes with a "Yakkety Sax" soundtrack.


Smart Car Gets Highest Score in Crash Tests

Now that we've established that you don't know what you're talking about, you can explain how you'd be cool if someone broke into your house, smashed everything to pieces, and then said "that'll teach you to get a stronger door, asshole".
 
Skr
2014-04-07 10:27:03 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Vandalism sucks - unless the guy was parked in such a way as to take up two spots, then it's righteous retribution.




Agreed, completely justified autocide in that case.
f.kulfoto.com
('obvious 'shop)
 
2014-04-08 01:50:40 AM  

Z-clipped: shroom: ArcadianRefugee: Z-clipped: Vandals are cowards.

Incorrect use of the word "coward". 5-yard penalty, repeat down.

/Throws challenge flag on penalty

And we go to the video review:

cow·ard
ˈkou-ərd/
noun
noun: coward; plural noun: cowards
1.
a person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things.

...such as getting your ass kicked/arrested for damaging someone's car.

Looks like the officials ArcadianRefugee got it wrong on this one.  Back to you in the booth, Jim.


Wait, what? "A person who lacks the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things" ("such as getting your ass kicked/arrested for damaging someone's car") doesn't do that sort of thing. Vandals do do that sort of thing, and thus cannot be rightly called cowards.

The coward is the guy who thinks to himself "I'd like to..." but doesn't.

I stand by my call.


/and you lose a timeout
//I blame that coont John Walsh for watering down the word
 
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