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(NBC Bay Area)   Calling all cars, calling all cars, we're getting reports of a crime spree in midtown Palo Alto. Suspect is agitated and naked, repeat, suspect is naked   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 18
    More: Dumbass, Palo Alto, crime spree, resisting arrest  
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3122 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2014 at 2:58 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-07 01:52:20 PM  
I would say "what's his fark handle" except that he's 18 and the median age here is like 62.
 
2014-04-07 02:10:00 PM  
I'm not saying it was bath salts, but it was bath salts.
 
2014-04-07 03:02:24 PM  
But is he hatless?
 
2014-04-07 03:04:49 PM  
Before he was just naked.  Now he's naked AND afraid....
 
2014-04-07 03:10:00 PM  
Calling all cars, the suspects are dressed as nuns and driving a car covered in, get this...

Duckies and Bunnies!

www.iq-forums.com
 
2014-04-07 03:13:44 PM  
Naked and attacking random people for no reason? Bath salts.

Next line:
"suspect appeared under the influence of drugs"

Yup.
 
2014-04-07 03:18:27 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: But is he hatless?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-07 03:21:30 PM  
PSA: Don't use bath salts as bath salts.
 
2014-04-07 03:54:26 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I would say "what's his fark handle" except that he's 18 and the median age here is like 62.


yay!! i'm considered a whippersnapper somewhere!!
 
2014-04-07 03:57:15 PM  
Spring Break at Stanford has started...  This guy the lone partier...  Palo Alto, the dullest college town ever.

Ya know what they say.  There are two kinds of women on the world...  Pretty women and Stanford women.
 
2014-04-07 04:19:58 PM  
Ah, Monday; full moon tonight? Oh, I know, Mars is in alignment...
 
2014-04-07 04:20:04 PM  
He'll still get charged with carrying a concealed weapon though.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 04:30:01 PM  

El Dudereno: He'll still get charged with carrying a concealed weapon though.


that's what your wife said.

za zing!
 
2014-04-07 04:32:51 PM  

d23: El Dudereno: He'll still get charged with carrying a concealed weapon though.

that's what your wife said.

za zing!


I WAS IN THE POOL!
 
2014-04-07 05:20:43 PM  
I missed all of this apparently. I live right by there.
 
2014-04-07 05:37:46 PM  
"Whoever is doing this just has misdirected anger," Gallivan said.

It seems to me that they have laser like focus

Oh, you mean.....
they should be doing that Nissan Leafs.
 
2014-04-07 09:33:58 PM  

olapbill: Because People in power are Stupid: I would say "what's his fark handle" except that he's 18 and the median age here is like 62.

yay!! i'm considered a whippersnapper somewhere!!


That's why I like going to the Y times the seniors go.

Tho admittedly I sometimes have to take weight OFF the machines I use after them.
 
2014-04-08 03:33:26 AM  
The odd part is that I actually know him and his dad. Seems really out of character.
 
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