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(Exeter Express & Echo)   Cinema closes because of flooding... Fark: On the first screening of Noah   ( exeterexpressandecho.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Noah, Jennifer Connelly, movie theaters, floods  
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2014-04-07 01:18:11 PM  
And you thought Smell-O-Vision was bad.  Wait til you get to Swim-O-Vision, in the water that's washing a cinema floor.
 
2014-04-07 02:55:48 PM  
Ironic, don't ya think?
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 02:55:59 PM  
God truely does work in mysterious ways.
 
2014-04-07 02:57:26 PM  
What... no rainbow?
 
2014-04-07 02:59:22 PM  
And that's what God thinks of Russel Crowe's acting.
 
2014-04-07 03:04:37 PM  
Do you get the full experience?  I mean, do you get a boat and Emma Watson?  I'd buy a ticket for that.
 
2014-04-07 03:07:25 PM  
Finally, a 3D movie worth watching.
 
2014-04-07 03:08:14 PM  
Suspect is hatless repeat hatless
 
2014-04-07 03:08:41 PM  
The flood was caused by the ice machine. Too bad Titanic wasn't playing.
 
2014-04-07 03:12:36 PM  
My Uncle always got rid of his businesses with a fire, but how do you start a flood, Saul?
 
2014-04-07 03:14:01 PM  
Woah! How about a spoiler-alert, subby?

Some of us haven't seen it yet.
 
2014-04-07 03:17:02 PM  
It's a bit like rain, on your wedding day...
 
gja
2014-04-07 03:25:24 PM  
Probably the closest that floor has come to being cleaned since it was installed.
/have had my shoes literally STUCK to a cinemas floor due to the gummybear-sugardrink coating.
 
2014-04-07 03:27:16 PM  
I heard the theater will be shut down for 40 days and 40 nights.
 
2014-04-07 03:35:57 PM  
On seventh day, God LOL'd
 
2014-04-07 03:39:06 PM  
Do they have movies shown in feel around?
 
2014-04-07 03:42:53 PM  
God hates flicks.
 
2014-04-07 03:45:20 PM  

gja: Probably the closest that floor has come to being cleaned since it was installed.
/have had my shoes literally STUCK to a cinemas floor due to the gummybear-sugardrink coating.


I've had that same experience, but it was because of sperm.
 
2014-04-07 04:00:38 PM  
Was Emma's costume *that* good?
 
2014-04-07 04:01:06 PM  

LarryDan43: Ironic, don't ya think?


Yes. It's the definition of irony....
 
gja
2014-04-07 04:24:37 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: gja: Probably the closest that floor has come to being cleaned since it was installed.
/have had my shoes literally STUCK to a cinemas floor due to the gummybear-sugardrink coating.

I've had that same experience, but it was because of sperm.


It's not the sperm that makes it sticky. Spermatozoa are a very small percentage of ejaculate.

On another note we clearly hang out in different circles.
 
2014-04-07 04:36:18 PM  
well that beats my going to see Twister during a Tornado watch.

/yeah i know i was doing it wrong.
 
2014-04-07 04:38:58 PM  

gja: Ryker's Peninsula: gja: Probably the closest that floor has come to being cleaned since it was installed.
/have had my shoes literally STUCK to a cinemas floor due to the gummybear-sugardrink coating.

I've had that same experience, but it was because of sperm.

It's not the sperm that makes it sticky. Spermatozoa are a very small percentage of ejaculate.

On another note we clearly hang out in different circles.


I thought the same, but realized the commenter was meaning semen. In most cases, sperm goes with semen.
 
2014-04-07 04:41:20 PM  
The Wet Bandits strike again!
 
2014-04-07 04:43:42 PM  
Somebody tried to warn them, but he was written off as some religious nutjob.
 
2014-04-07 05:04:28 PM  

LarryDan43: Ironic, don't ya think?


Yeah
 
2014-04-07 05:06:31 PM  
I hear the special effects are so realistic they're to die for.

Otherwise it is a very silly movie based on a very silly book.Fortunately, I love silly movies and silly books and I hope this is up to the standards of Riff Trax.

They did a great job on The Pirates of the Caribbean and that was based on a very silly theme park, so what are the odds?
 
2014-04-07 05:50:24 PM  

hammettman: Do you get the full experience?  I mean, do you get a boat and Emma Watson?  I'd buy a ticket for that.


No, you don't.
 
2014-04-07 05:54:45 PM  

brantgoose: I hear the special effects are so realistic they're to die for.

Otherwise it is a very silly movie based on a very silly book.Fortunately, I love silly movies and silly books and I hope this is up to the standards of Riff Trax.

They did a great job on The Pirates of the Caribbean and that was based on a very silly theme park, so what are the odds?


The theology was...interesting.  That's all I'm gonna say.

If you see it, see if you can spot the old-school Star Trek, Galaxy Quest, and new-school BSG references...
 
2014-04-07 06:35:37 PM  
Having the fire alarm go off in the movie theater is one thing.

Having it go off during Catching Fire, though...
 
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