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(Yahoo)   Well, this explains a lot: Florida wasn't originally part of the Americas and is just tacked on   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-07 01:22:17 PM
So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?
 
2014-04-07 01:31:42 PM
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2014-04-07 01:35:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


And we've been pegging the rest of the country ever since.
 
2014-04-07 01:42:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


/thread
 
2014-04-07 02:10:24 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


If we were able to upvote comments I'd give you a +10
 
2014-04-07 03:09:12 PM
The " Load Stone State "
 
2014-04-07 03:16:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


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2014-04-07 03:16:11 PM

DanZero: [www.reactiongifs.us image 320x240]


Thank you sir. Before clicking the link I said Bugs better be within the first three posts.
 
2014-04-07 03:16:33 PM

Serious Black: FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?

/thread


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2014-04-07 03:18:15 PM

DanZero: [www.reactiongifs.us image 320x240]


That sure didn't take long.
 
2014-04-07 03:21:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


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2014-04-07 03:46:25 PM
Done in one, You incredible First.National.Bastard.
 
2014-04-07 03:54:40 PM
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2014-04-07 04:00:28 PM
One side of the debate suggests the anomaly marks the split between North America and Africa. The other side holds that the anomaly... marks the original collision zone between the two tectonic plates.

Why not both?
 
2014-04-07 04:03:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


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2014-04-07 04:34:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?

If we were able to upvote comments I'd give you a +10


THIS

Jeez, I was going to drop a CSB in here about my elementary school teacher yelling at me that S. America and Africa did not fit together no matter how much it looked like they did. I guess I'll just get the lights instead.
/kudos FNB
 
2014-04-07 04:39:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So Florida isn't America's wang, but America's strap-on?


Done in one. Huzzah!
 
2014-04-07 04:47:43 PM
Oh, don't exaggerate. There's no way that Florida is tacked on. It's a sandbar.

It was just pushed up against the continent by waves. If the ocean currents change due to climate change, it won't be drowned by rising sea levels--it'll just wash into that big channel off shore.

But seriously, let's hope it doesn't. Think what losing it will do to the Gulf of Mexico!

You know what would be really funny? If it were to wash up against Cuba. That would save thousands of lives as the refugees could just walk to America at low tide.
 
2014-04-07 04:53:42 PM
I wonder if that has anything to do with the Cretaceous Outcrop, as well, which is the band of good soil left over when the seas dried up during the cretaceous period. That's where all of the Obama voters live now, running from the Mississippi to South Carolina.
 
2014-04-07 08:15:18 PM
Nothing trumps the Florida tag.
 
2014-04-08 07:43:20 AM
After reading the article, do you suppose that it's OK to say that people in Florida "aren't like the rest of us (in the other 49 states)?"
 
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