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(Boston Globe)   Ducks? In MY chimney? It's more likely than you think   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 37
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2014-04-07 12:11:24 PM
So, if she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood?
 
2014-04-07 12:12:46 PM
i564.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 12:13:24 PM
Chimney? Wall?

My baby's got the most deplorable taste,
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplace.
She's got ducks, ducks on the wall,
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall.

rymimg.com
 
2014-04-07 12:13:26 PM
I can hear the dog snickering now.
 
2014-04-07 12:14:38 PM

They surmised that the duck had flown in through the open chimney then bumped into a ceiling, the evidence for that being a what police described as a silhouette of a duck in soot.


"No additional damage was found, though early reports indicated that the masonry had quacked."
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 12:14:54 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2014-04-07 12:16:26 PM
c.o0bg.com

do all Boston cops look the same?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-04-07 12:17:59 PM

stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?


Yes, and I love that duck picture.  He has the same look on his face as when my dog accidentally shiats on the kitchen floor.
 
2014-04-07 12:26:54 PM

stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?


Yes, but you can distinguish them because they have unique lobotomy scars.
 
2014-04-07 12:29:23 PM
All Boston cops before 1979 were cloned from Michael O'Grady (1853-     ).  In 1979, they had to introduce an African American model. In 1999 they introduced an Asian model which is bascially just a slightly modified O'Grady. The Stepford Corporation of Farmingham, Mass. makes them.. They used to make robots but they frightened people. The only surviving unit is Martha Stewart. She was supposed to be a Polish maid but she went insanely WASP so they put her on TV to keep the masses cowed and obedient.
 
2014-04-07 12:32:41 PM

special20: stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?

Yes, but you can distinguish them because they have unique lobotomy scars.


And, apparently, some of them will be holding ducks.
 
2014-04-07 12:33:25 PM
My grandpa just had a bee infestation in his living room because the queen decided to hang out in the chimney
 
2014-04-07 12:37:25 PM

d23: stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?

Yes, and I love that duck picture.  He has the same look on his face as when my dog accidentally shiats on the kitchen floor.


The duck or the cop's face?
 
2014-04-07 12:39:03 PM
Since this is Fark, I figured the headline was an anal sex euphemism.
 
2014-04-07 12:40:34 PM

stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?


Yes, but with varying waistlines and skin tones.
 
2014-04-07 12:40:38 PM
Better than centipedes.
 
2014-04-07 12:41:25 PM
Descent?  Maybe she flue up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Oh, such delicious wordsmithery

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please kill me.
 
2014-04-07 12:43:08 PM
www.chronicle.su

duckometer.com

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way2tan.com

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1.bp.blogspot.com


ididafunny.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-07 12:50:38 PM
There is a good solution...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 01:00:15 PM
Oh..."dUcks". That makes a lot more sense than what I thought it said, at first.
 
2014-04-07 01:03:07 PM
I had a Blue Jay get into my house through my chimney once. Poor bugger didn't know what the fark was going on. I still have broom marks on my ceiling.
 
2014-04-07 01:16:04 PM
 
2014-04-07 01:18:28 PM

walkerhound: d23: stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?

Yes, and I love that duck picture.  He has the same look on his face as when my dog accidentally shiats on the kitchen floor.

The duck or the cop's face?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 01:19:05 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-04-07 01:22:38 PM
 
2014-04-07 01:26:39 PM
Look at how many ducks I give:

c.o0bg.com

/1
 
2014-04-07 01:29:46 PM
Chimney duck is watching you salivate

/As he roasts
 
2014-04-07 01:33:58 PM
Here is a merganser that came down a chimney at work. The ducks going down chimneys is not that much out of the ordinary.  img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 01:37:06 PM
Prevent ducks in your chimney with this one weird trick
 
2014-04-07 01:37:10 PM
What a time saver!  I love smoked duck!
 
2014-04-07 01:39:51 PM
Oh... I thought you said I had cracks in my chimney.

Well, that's different then.
 
2014-04-07 01:59:47 PM
Had a little sparrow come down the chimney into my house once. My dogs went absolutely apeshiat chasing it around the house.
 
2014-04-07 02:35:15 PM

bobothemagnificent: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x347]


DUCK TITS, WOO-OOO!
 
2014-04-07 02:56:15 PM
i614.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 03:27:17 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: special20: stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?

Yes, but you can distinguish them because they have unique lobotomy scars.

And, apparently, some of them will be holding ducks.


More than you'd think.
 
2014-04-07 04:26:36 PM

special20: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: special20: stir22: [c.o0bg.com image 371x493]

do all Boston cops look the same?

Yes, but you can distinguish them because they have unique lobotomy scars.

And, apparently, some of them will be holding ducks.

More than you'd think.


"Laser Ducks?"
 
2014-04-07 09:40:35 PM

HelloNeuman: Chimney? Wall?

My baby's got the most deplorable taste,
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplace.
She's got ducks, ducks on the wall,
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall.


Was looking for the bathroom.

He was a Constipated Duck.
 
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