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(Yahoo)   Kentucky's "Ink Prophet" is 40 minutes away from having the coolest tattoo ever   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 130
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2014-04-07 11:08:54 AM  
When does his reality TV show premier?
 
2014-04-07 11:48:04 AM  
No, he'll have a 'meh' tattoo with an interesting story that he will insist on telling everybody he meets for the next 50 years.
 
2014-04-07 12:03:33 PM  
So in the event that Kentucky loses, does he have to move to the Central African Republic or something?
 
2014-04-07 12:04:05 PM  
What's "NATIgNAL CHAMPIONS"?
 
2014-04-07 12:04:08 PM  

Bob Falfa: No, he'll have a 'meh' tattoo with an interesting story that he will insist on telling everybody he meets for the next 50 years.


Judging by the quality of the line work, it will be illegible in about 15.
 
2014-04-07 12:04:09 PM  
Lots of much cooler tattoos out there. This is just a case of some guy doing something incredibly stupid, and (possibly) getting away with it.
 
2014-04-07 12:04:28 PM  
Horrible looking tattoo.
 
2014-04-07 12:06:16 PM  
As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.
 
2014-04-07 12:06:17 PM  
One of the best arguments against having a 68 team tournament is that there is a possibility a team outside the top 25 wins the whole thing.  No matter who wins, the national champion wasn't even ranked in the top 15 going into this tournament.  You don't have to be good, you just have to get lucky.
 
2014-04-07 12:06:42 PM  

ten foiled hats: What's "NATIgNAL CHAMPIONS"?


Article says it's a "9" in the middle there, because if they win, it will be their ninth title.
 
2014-04-07 12:06:46 PM  

ten foiled hats: "NATIgNAL CHAMPIONS"?


1337
 
2014-04-07 12:07:35 PM  

H31N0US: So in the event that Kentucky loses, does he have to move to the Central African Republic or something?


Sir, I bestow upon you the highest of fives.
 
2014-04-07 12:07:58 PM  
That is some of the crappiest tattoo work I have ever seen.
 
2014-04-07 12:08:03 PM  
cool tattoo = oxymoron
 
2014-04-07 12:08:10 PM  

llortcM_yllort: One of the best arguments against having a 68 team tournament is that there is a possibility a team outside the top 25 wins the whole thing.  No matter who wins, the national champion wasn't even ranked in the top 15 going into this tournament.  You don't have to be good, you just have to get lucky.


I believe that is the point.
 
2014-04-07 12:08:56 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. A Kentucky fan, who never attended a single class at UK, did something stupid? Say it ain't so.

//Went to Kentucky. Sorry about some of the team's fanbase.
//Also, that's a horrid tattoo.
 
2014-04-07 12:09:21 PM  
Each year, I like to figure out the "last place" team in the tournament: the team that lost in the first round to the team that lost in the sweet 16 to the team that lost in the elite 8 to the team that lost in the final four to the team that lost the final.

If only Wisconsin had beaten Kentucky, then lost in the final... can anyone figure out what that last place team would have been?

/oh so close
//as it is, the contenders are Oklahoma and Eastern Kentucky
 
2014-04-07 12:10:21 PM  
Tattooing here in Arlington, I'm pretty sure I know what studio did that abomination.

/Da Kandy Shop
//Ruining tattoos for minimum pricing since 2008
 
2014-04-07 12:11:23 PM  

Bob Falfa: No, he'll have a 'meh' tattoo with an interesting story that he will insist on telling everybody he meets for the next 50 years.


He's some factory drone who had to borrow his friend's mother's car to make it to the game. I doubt he really had much of interest to talk about otherwise.
 
2014-04-07 12:12:24 PM  

AverysDad: As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.


Awwww, does it still hurt?

I'm sure if Chane Behanan had loved winning half as much as he loved underage girls and weed, you'd be here now.


*chuckle*
 
2014-04-07 12:13:02 PM  
Just think, if he would have put the $$ he spent on the tat into an actual bet, he would have a nice chunk of change.
 
2014-04-07 12:13:11 PM  

llortcM_yllort: One of the best arguments against having a 68 team tournament is that there is a possibility a team outside the top 25 wins the whole thing.  No matter who wins, the national champion wasn't even ranked in the top 15 going into this tournament.  You don't have to be good, you just have to get lucky.


I'd like to see what happens if you make it 32 teams, double elimination.  (as though my bracket wasn't sufficiently awful)
 
2014-04-07 12:13:16 PM  
I see the anti-tattoo bigots are out in force already
 
2014-04-07 12:14:34 PM  
Approves

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-07 12:14:38 PM  

Bob Falfa: ten foiled hats: What's "NATIgNAL CHAMPIONS"?

Article says it's a "9" in the middle there, because if they win, it will be their ninth title.


Ah, "NATI-NINE-AL".

Like a hot chick at the bar that has some dag nasty pussy, but she does anal.

Got it.
 
2014-04-07 12:14:55 PM  

marleymaniac: Just think, if he would have put the $$ he spent on the tat into an actual bet, he would have a nice chunk of change.


Yup.  Anyone know what the odds would have been if he had put the $80 on Kentucky to win it all when the tattoo was inked?
 
2014-04-07 12:16:55 PM  

AverysDad: As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.


As a Kentucky fan, I would say that only a Louisville fan would say that the team that's knocked his team out of the tournament 2 out of the last 3 years "sucks".

In fact, a quick look at the past three years would tell me that the single best thing that can happen to Louisville is for Kentucky to miss the tournament.

//Birds don't have teeth, you cretins.
 
2014-04-07 12:17:05 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I see the anti-BAD-tattoo bigots are out in force already


FTFY.

Seriously, that's a shiattastic tat.

/if you're going to get something permanently inked onto your skin, at least attempt to have it be decently executed and maybe a well thought out design
\\aware that doesn't happen 90% of the time
 
2014-04-07 12:18:05 PM  

Doogled: marleymaniac: Just think, if he would have put the $$ he spent on the tat into an actual bet, he would have a nice chunk of change.

Yup.  Anyone know what the odds would have been if he had put the $80 on Kentucky to win it all when the tattoo was inked?


If you had read the article...

50-to-1
 
2014-04-07 12:20:14 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I see the anti-tattoo bigots are out in force already


I like tattoos. I have tattoos. Multiple ones.

That's a terrible tattoo.
 
2014-04-07 12:24:09 PM  

Bob Falfa: No, he'll have a 'meh' tattoo with an interesting story that he will insist on telling everybody he meets for the next 50 years.


And if they win, every other Kentucky fan will be getting similar tattoos and telling similar stories for the next 50 years. "There I was...the team was on the brink of collapse...then I got my tattoo...and the rest, as y'all say, is history."
 
2014-04-07 12:26:05 PM  

ten foiled hats: Ah, "NATI-NINE-AL".


Not to be confused with...
blogimages.thescore.com
 
2014-04-07 12:26:09 PM  

TheSneakerWhore: Tattooing here in Arlington, I'm pretty sure I know what studio did that abomination.

/Da Kandy Shop
//Ruining tattoos for minimum pricing since 2008


Any advice for someone looking to start out in the business?
 
2014-04-07 12:27:39 PM  

AverysDad: As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.


Yeah, and I heard they beat U of L this year. TWICE.
 
2014-04-07 12:34:29 PM  
One way or another, he's stuck with that stupid tattoo.
 
2014-04-07 12:37:48 PM  
I like the McDonald's receipt tat better.
 
2014-04-07 12:38:15 PM  
May name is "Fark Post Prophet"
I'm posting this .gif in advance of the game results because I want to point and laugh at this major douchnozzle when they get their asses handed to them and he's all like...WTF Oh well!!"

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-07 12:40:04 PM  

phenn: TheSneakerWhore: Tattooing here in Arlington, I'm pretty sure I know what studio did that abomination.

/Da Kandy Shop
//Ruining tattoos for minimum pricing since 2008

Any advice for someone looking to start out in the business?


Do better work then that tattoo.
 
2014-04-07 12:45:51 PM  

H31N0US: So in the event that Kentucky loses, does he have to move to the Central African Republic or something?


Or Connecticut.

/Either way.
 
2014-04-07 12:46:25 PM  

AverysDad: As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.



As a Louisville-native and UK fan, I root for UL when they don't play UK.

I also think that the best played game ever was the UL-UCLA game in 1975. Even better than the 1992 UK-Duke game or the recent UK-Witchita St. game. Even better than the almost-forgotten NC St-Maryland in 1974. (45 minutes. IIRC, something like 2 turnovers. 103-100. Pre-shot clock.)

Can't we all just get along?

/Darrell Griffith's over-the-head, no-look dunk vs. St. John's is also the greatest dunk ever.
//Apparently there's no recording of the game.
///Take my word for it.
 
2014-04-07 12:47:26 PM  

MugzyBrown: cool tattoo = oxymoron


The best tattoo is about as cool as the best bumper sticker.
 
2014-04-07 12:48:09 PM  

AverysDad: As a Louisville fan, I hope Kentucky loses.

I heard they're changing their name to the Southern University of Central Kentucky.


I don't get Louisville fans sometimes.  At least a lot of UK fans will cheer for Louisville as long as they're not playing UK.

As a UK fan, I'd like to see Louisville beat UK every now and then during the regular season...I get tired of the same old excuses.
 
2014-04-07 12:51:44 PM  
So, what gets removed first, that tattoo or this team's records for Coach Cal doing something against NCAA rules?

\haven't liked him since he stopped going up against Cheney and farking Rhody on a regular basis
\\just realizing that that that tattoo would look so much better for championship #10
 
2014-04-07 12:52:53 PM  
Stupid - putting ink on your body to show others you care about something.

Really stupid - putting ink on your body with the hope of something coming true to show others you care about something.
 
2014-04-07 12:53:13 PM  

Bob Falfa: No, he'll have a 'meh' tattoo with an interesting story that he will insist on telling everybody he meets for the next 50 years.


I swear, I got this tat before they won the championship. Honest. Why won't anyone believe me.
 
2014-04-07 12:53:15 PM  
FTFA: Obviously, now that we've got where we've got, people are saying, 'Maybe this guy's not so crazy.'

No one is saying that... you got a college team tattoo, therefor, you are a moran.
 
2014-04-07 12:54:03 PM  
Drinking game for tonight. Every time they show the guy on TV and Jim Nance, Steve Kerr and/or Greg Anthony ramble on about the tattoo- DRINK!
 
2014-04-07 12:54:26 PM  

ten foiled hats: What's "NATIgNAL CHAMPIONS"?


Couldn't be bothered to rtfa?
 
2014-04-07 12:57:07 PM  
He's getting a tattoo of a butt, that has a butt-shaped tattoo on it.... ON his butt?
 
2014-04-07 01:00:06 PM  
That is amazing.

I had no idea that there were people who admitted to being Louisville fans.....
 
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