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(Sun Sentinel)   Florida tag shares honors with Tennessee: Man convicted of 13th DUI -- after being charged with 14th DUI   ( divider line
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2014-04-07 12:59:37 PM  
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If I were Queen Phenn the Almighty, I'd send all the locked up potheads home and fill the prisons with DUIers. Dangerous farking assholes with absolutely zero regard for human life.
2014-04-07 12:16:17 PM  
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You gotta admire a man with dedication.

Skyd1v: I would think that after DUI #3 or so it would be more cost effective just to build a simulator in the basement or something.

Unless your simulator can get me to the beer store, or Jack-In-The-Box, I see a HUGE flaw in your plan.
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