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(New York Magazine)   Brazil's hottest security guard works in São Paulo subway, is often prevented from doing his work by fangirls who saw his Instagram and take the subway in hopes of running into him and getting a photo op   ( ) divider line 4
    More: Amusing, Sao Paulo, Instagram, male gaze  
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2014-04-07 10:05:54 AM  
2 votes:
Should get one of those things seeing-eye dogs have
"Working. Do not pet."
2014-04-07 10:15:33 AM  
1 vote:

Skr: Something about him pings my gaydar. NTTIATWWT

Something about him is pinging my "I don't care if he's gay or not, just let him stand there so I can look at him"-dar.
2014-04-07 09:44:55 AM  
1 vote:
Do girls really like rectangle faces?  Jesus it looks like someone took a box and put the kids head in it while he was growing up, kind of like those square watermelons in Japan.
2014-04-07 09:42:15 AM  
1 vote:
Girl in the PIC in TFA looks like she got a wiff of AXE and is choking.
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