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(New York Magazine)   Brazil's hottest security guard works in São Paulo subway, is often prevented from doing his work by fangirls who saw his Instagram and take the subway in hopes of running into him and getting a photo op   (nymag.com) divider line 35
    More: Amusing, Sao Paulo, Instagram, male gaze  
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2014-04-07 08:36:45 AM  
i61.tinypic.com

/just so we start this thread on the right foot...
 
2014-04-07 09:09:44 AM  

gopher321: [i61.tinypic.com image 576x771]

/just so we start this thread on the right foot...


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Sorry, what was that? I didn't hear what you said.
 
2014-04-07 09:11:56 AM  
Ladies, we need to get this thread back on track already.
Brazilian guard is super-hot, here's my favorite sexy brunette:
i376.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-07 09:42:15 AM  
Girl in the PIC in TFA looks like she got a wiff of AXE and is choking.
 
2014-04-07 09:44:55 AM  
Do girls really like rectangle faces?  Jesus it looks like someone took a box and put the kids head in it while he was growing up, kind of like those square watermelons in Japan.
 
Skr
2014-04-07 09:46:18 AM  
Something about him pings my gaydar. NTTIATWWT
 
2014-04-07 10:04:12 AM  
TNel
Do girls really like rectangle faces?  Jesus it looks like someone took a box and put the kids head in it while he was growing up, kind of like those square watermelons in Japan.


Thought you were kidding. I would encourage anyone to google square watermelons in Japan. Also square tomatoes.
 
2014-04-07 10:05:54 AM  
Should get one of those things seeing-eye dogs have
"Working. Do not pet."
 
2014-04-07 10:07:04 AM  
Brazil hot is very different than British hot.
 
2014-04-07 10:09:04 AM  
This is a great way to promote the use of public transit - hot employees - that still can do their jobs, of course.
 
2014-04-07 10:11:52 AM  
He's definitely very handsome.
 
2014-04-07 10:12:52 AM  
I checked the pic thinking "Right, how hot could he possibly be?"  That guy is so hot he is almost not real.
 
2014-04-07 10:15:33 AM  

Skr: Something about him pings my gaydar. NTTIATWWT


Something about him is pinging my "I don't care if he's gay or not, just let him stand there so I can look at him"-dar.
 
2014-04-07 10:24:52 AM  

foo monkey: Brazil hot is very different than British hot.


About 18 celsius worth.
 
2014-04-07 10:39:44 AM  

TNel: Do girls really like rectangle faces?  Jesus it looks like someone took a box and put the kids head in it while he was growing up, kind of like those square watermelons in Japan.


They do pigs like that so they stack on a truck easier after tehy butcher them, too.
 
2014-04-07 10:43:39 AM  

This text is now purple: foo monkey: Brazil hot is very different than British hot.

About 18 celsius worth.


How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2014-04-07 10:49:24 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: He's definitely very handsome.


yeah, I'm a dude and can admit that. Hes got that "superman" look. Clean shaven, well groomed, takes care of himself. I'm almost leaning to thinking he might be... playing for the other team.... if you know what I mean. Most certainly has a chance at a modeling career.

/NTTARWT.
 
2014-04-07 10:53:06 AM  
Just to clear that up - I was thinking Henry Cavill... not Reeves

www.flicksandbits.com
 
2014-04-07 10:59:54 AM  
I should move to Brazil. Damn.
When they're hot, they're hot.
 
2014-04-07 11:06:35 AM  

anwserman: I should move to Brazil. Damn.
When they're hot, they're hot.


You're not kidding.  Jesus, he's hot.
 
2014-04-07 11:12:13 AM  
what he said

I would hit that in a heartbeat
 
2014-04-07 11:22:30 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: He's definitely very handsome.


My Weeners after clicking the link was 'damn. That it's one good looking dude.'
 
2014-04-07 11:53:56 AM  
He appears to be a good looking guy, is he also deserving of rape? Just sayin'..... #Brazil
 
2014-04-07 12:39:02 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: unfarkingbelievable: He's definitely very handsome.

My Weeners after clicking the link was 'damn. That it's one good looking dude.'


Oh Fark, thy wit is overwhelming...
 
2014-04-07 12:41:57 PM  
So is this another one of those things where it would be creepy if you reversed the genders but instead it's all just cute and fun?
 
2014-04-07 12:43:40 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: unfarkingbelievable: He's definitely very handsome.

My Weeners after clicking the link was 'damn. That it's one good looking dude.'


...was that filter ?
 
2014-04-07 01:00:35 PM  
makes me want to go to Brazil and ride the train..............................
 
2014-04-07 01:05:49 PM  

gopher321: [i61.tinypic.com image 576x771]

/just so we start this thread on the right foot...


/Drools
 
2014-04-07 01:20:45 PM  

MassAsster: unfarkingbelievable: He's definitely very handsome.

yeah, I'm a dude and can admit that. Hes got that "superman" look. Clean shaven, well groomed, takes care of himself. I'm almost leaning to thinking he might be... playing for the other team.... if you know what I mean. Most certainly has a chance at a modeling career.

/NTTARWT.


This is a stereotype that I've never really understood.  "Hey, that man has groomed himself into an appearance that women find attractive.  He must be gay."

/he is pretty hot
 
2014-04-07 02:42:05 PM  
Not to subtract from Farkers drooling, but what's with the uniform shirt? At first I thought it was an external vest, but it seem to be actually integrated into the shirt.

/Wears a concealable vest for work.
 
2014-04-07 02:42:42 PM  
It takes the odd man to actually put in that effort - most men, are naturally lazy, and don't care much about appearances..
 
2014-04-07 02:45:44 PM  

RINO: Not to subtract from Farkers drooling, but what's with the uniform shirt? At first I thought it was an external vest, but it seem to be actually integrated into the shirt.

/Wears a concealable vest for work.


It's just a fancy outer carrier - http://www.jguniforms.com/product/    I've pushed for them for awhile, falls on deaf ears...
 
2014-04-07 02:47:30 PM  
some more designed to look like part of the uniform shirt
http://www.uniteduniform.com/aba-body-armor-bullet-proof-vest-tactic al -armor/
 
2014-04-07 04:36:36 PM  
Holy hell.  I took a look at that pic and came.
 
2014-04-07 06:11:37 PM  
No joke, he is super-hot. And an actual security guard. Not a dress-up security guard on Halloween.
 
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