FirstNationalBastard: Dougie AXP: I would bang Paige like a screen door on a battleship. in a farking hurricane.FTFY.And I'd make like a tree and come in her face.
Dougie AXP: I would bang Paige like a screen door on a battleship.
clintster: What's Bulgarian for "Back to catering"?
Grand_Moff_Joseph: "He's got the whole world, in his hands..."
my lip balm addiction: Look. I wasn't prepared to see the Streak end. But wrestlers are supposed to "go out on their back" and someone like Undertaker understands that like no one else. And it was a moment none of us will forget./Where were you when Undertakers streak was broken?
FirstNationalBastard: Even the Clenis is painted in warrior colors today
Grand_Moff_Joseph: I wonder if he ever really buried the hatchet with hogan.
dyertek: *dead lifts BATMANATEE over my head and drops him down*LWS!!
dyertek: Grand_Moff_Joseph: dyertek: I need some Rocket Fuel. Instead, I got some a spicy chicken biscuit. And I had Krystals for dinner.LWS ssoooonnnnThat wont end well...lol/lms warriorI feel for my coworkers today.LastWarriorStannnddddddiiinnngggg*snort*
dyertek: I need some Rocket Fuel. Instead, I got some a spicy chicken biscuit. And I had Krystals for dinner.LWS ssoooonnnn
Gunny Highway: Ambrose sells with the best of them.Rollins at full speed is so exciting.Reigns is a force.Harper is a true big man talent.Wyatt is an amazing character.Rowen has butt sweat.
Gunny Highway: Santino - No. He is in a story right now.Ryback - Too young. They spent a good chunk of last year on him.Alicia Fox - They could but they won't.Sin Cara - sells merchRey - Sells merchSheamus - Upper midcard baby face who can wrestle for 20 minutes and push merch. No.
BATMANATEE: Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: Jim from Saint Paul: So let's see:*Daniel Bryan won the Title(s) at Mania, beating HHH with one finisher I might add, and made it out of Raw with help*Cesaro now has Paul Heyman to push him to the next level*Shield are face, STILL badass and NOT breaking up*Paige not only debuted, she won the title*The Uso's are still tag champs*Barrett is finally wrestling*The Wyatts beat Cena, Sheamus and Big E clean.*There was no Cena "I DONE WON AGAIN!!!" promo in sight.*Taker chose who he would lose to.*Evolution 2.0 looks like a bunch of weenies.Internet Wrestling Community: YOU. HAVE. EVERYTHING. YOU. WANT.BE. HAPPY.BE. VERY. HAPPY.Would someone post the post-TLC 2011 champions photo for me and do a title loss timeline to show JFSP how long that happiness will likely last?I am saying that the IWC is being listened to. Don;t biatch for a little whileIT'S WHAT WE DO!I actually agree, but also realize that this RAW was written around not letting the Eurosmark crowd get out of control. We'll see next week if Paige and Barrett are going to get real ring time or if they were just used to pander to a UK heavy crowd.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: sarahlh3: Drew's on the shine, it's gonna be a good night.Let's make good suggestions to him on Twitter.Like the FWC tab.Better yet: Allow chairshots and kaykaybe in all politics threads!We can be the political hounds of justice!
my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: BATMANATEE: ShiningWizard: Ok if Warrior keeps talking about his kids I'm gonna bawl, lulzWait until they get to Jake. I'm man enough to admit that I teared up a little.They put him in a 30 second recap and didn't show much of him darnnit!HAHAHA. SW comes over and accuses us all of padding out tweet counts and Drew is all like "Whatever, I'm just drunk", lol
Kouvre: Dear USA,I am tired of you shiling Chrisley and his beard wife. Stop it.Sincerely,Kouvre
TheManofPA: Damn on the KY loss, I cracked a joke the other day that the mods should get Drew drunk enough to post that if KY won it all, he'd give a month of free TFAnd then he did.Maybe I am JBL. I need to talk to Ron Simmons to be sure.
my lip balm addiction: Oh shiat! Drew Curtis wants to see Sarah's belt over on twitter! What have we done?!?!
my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: DrewCurtis retweeted youWM HOF thread: 1350+Wrestlemania thread: 4500+Undertaker buried thread: 150Raw thread: ~2500The #FWC delivers for @fark and @DrewCurtis[www.tnanews.com image 320x239][pbs.twimg.com image 720x540]
my lip balm addiction: DrewCurtis retweeted youWM HOF thread: 1350+Wrestlemania thread: 4500+Undertaker buried thread: 150Raw thread: ~2500The #FWC delivers for @fark and @DrewCurtis
sarahlh3: Belt doesn't change hands in a DQ, correct?
tbaughm: In consecutive posts, we just had Trips, Nips, and Dick Tips. Who says we're not poetic?
sarahlh3: The_Y2P_Problem: eddievercetti: sarahlh3: NOLA, ain't no place like it.Are we gonna be commenting the HoF ceremony? That'd be amusing.Where have you been, we suffered thought Mr. T talking about his mom.If you listen quietly as you walk down Bourbon Street, some say you can still hear Mr. T giving his speech to this very day...*dies*
Dougie AXP: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: anyone remember the raw where everyone walked out on Triple H except for Punk and a few others and he said something about coming across 9 guys?I need that date. trying to find that thread cause I made a perfect joke in that thread.Raw from 10/3/11MY KINGDOM TO SOMEONE WHO CAN FIND ME THAT RAW THREAD
eddievercetti: sarahlh3: NOLA, ain't no place like it.Are we gonna be commenting the HoF ceremony? That'd be amusing.Where have you been, we suffered thought Mr. T talking about his mom.
VvonderJesus: kind of interested to see how they cut this hall of fame ceremony
EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Ryder made Raw!! ... Just in time to be squashed
silgryphon: Is Adam Rose a face or a heel
tbaughm: globalwarmingpraiser: Vorral: ShiningWizard: Vorral: emtbiz: is this ShiningWizard?If it is, Dougie isn't the only stalker she'd have to worry about.Not even on my best day evar could I pull that look off! lulzI dunno...latex adds +2 on the hotness scale, so adjust accordingly.Wiz doesn't realize she is cute. But then again Dougie is giving off the Pedo vibeWouldn't it be trippy if Dougie was really SW's alt?
verbaltoxin: My source is telling me Jimmy Jack Funk and Skinner win the tag titles.
verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: verbaltoxin: Before heading to work in Mid-South Wrestling and elsewhere, this patriot played football for Southern Methodist. Who was he?DugganWINNER!and NNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW World Trivia Champion![i.imgur.com image 850x218]Well, now I know how this feels:[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]You have a weird trivia title record for sure.The only special-award MITB (For begging repeatedly like Dougie does to Wizard)The only successful MITB cash-in.The only half-reign due to confusion between you and Grand_Moff_Joseph.1-1 record for MITB cash-ins.
The Bestest: I'm diggin the beard on Santino
LucklessWonder: HHH booking himself in the title picture. I assume he's gonna pull a Vince and make DBD look good as a champ.
natural316: my lip balm addiction: natural316: my lip balm addiction: Look. I wasn't prepared to see the Streak end. But wrestlers are supposed to "go out on their back" and someone like Undertaker understands that like no one else. And it was a moment none of us will forget./Where were you when Undertakers streak was broken?It's a moment that will be frozen in time......because of the network 's crap stream last nightMine was fine - never a problem all night tbhI Was at fellow NPO Member that guy on the bike's house and it was a mess on his ps3
emtbiz: [img.fark.net image 300x168]
FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x752]And now for SmarkMania III...In the Silverdome?
clintster: ManateeGag: So, we will get 20 minutes about how Bork is the greatest wrestle who ever lived. 30 minutes of Trips and Nips saying how DBD cheated by using a sledge hammer in a no DQ match. and 20 minutes about how Cena almost turned to the dark side but then thought of the children, or something.I think tonight is going to be the night of promos.Bring a pillow.
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