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(   Bald man with a beard easily goes through airport security... by using his girlfriend's passport   ( divider line
    More: Fail, the bald man, Spain, Benidorm, airport staff, girlfriend  
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6194 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Apr 2014 at 9:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-07 01:51:01 AM  
3 votes:
She sounds hideous.
2014-04-07 09:57:14 AM  
2 votes:

skinnycatullus: She sounds hideous.

Well, she's Jake from State Farm.
2014-04-07 09:16:29 AM  
2 votes:
Not really fair. His girlfriend is also bald with a similar beard.
2014-04-07 09:48:00 AM  
1 vote:
I recently handed my daughter's passport over to the airline agent to check in. She looked confused, then was clearly trying to stifle a laugh. My daughter had her passport photo taken when she was 6 months old.

Sounds funny, but I had to get a taxi back to the hotel where my wife and daughter were still sleeping, to swap passports. Made it back to the airport with only minutes to spare.

/Daughter has two passports, somehow I got her US one mixed up with mine.
2014-04-07 12:18:50 AM  
1 vote:
In all fairness to airport security we should really see what the girlfriend looks like.

/only half kidding
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