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(Houston Press)   Carrabba's founder has the best weekend ever: gets arrested twice and is caught on camera wielding a hammer   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 51
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2014-04-06 11:38:54 PM  
You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there
 
2014-04-06 11:44:41 PM  
He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.
 
2014-04-07 12:33:25 AM  

jakespeicher.files.wordpress.com


R.I.P.

 
2014-04-07 12:39:28 AM  
White people and their wine.
 
2014-04-07 12:44:56 AM  

feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.


you're getting tiresome with this Texas crap.

He was wielding  Mjölnir because people like you kept eating at Carrabas he had enough money to afford it.

He'll probably be the next President.

Thanks, feckingmorons.
 
2014-04-07 12:45:50 AM  
Hubba hubba zoot zoot
Num
Deba uba zat zat

//A-hoorepa hoorepa a-huh-hoorepa a-num num
 
2014-04-07 12:47:56 AM  
whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.
 
2014-04-07 12:51:22 AM  

thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.


About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.
 
2014-04-07 12:54:35 AM  

mjones73: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.


Like Macaroni Grill?
 
2014-04-07 12:58:02 AM  

DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there


That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.
 
2014-04-07 01:07:32 AM  
I saw that episode on "The Untouchables".
 
2014-04-07 01:12:43 AM  
He'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land?
 
2014-04-07 01:14:40 AM  

gnarlywizzard: [jakespeicher.files.wordpress.com image 325x400]
R.I.P.


Took me a minute.  Is his band still even a thing?
 
2014-04-07 01:16:55 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.


I've been to Italy. Authentic Italian isn't that expensive or hard to find. It's mostly how much you're willing to pay for wine.
 
2014-04-07 01:33:49 AM  
Oh my gods! Wielding a hammer!
 
2014-04-07 01:38:40 AM  

thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.


They had some pop hits back in the 70's....
 
2014-04-07 01:54:36 AM  
Budd Dwyer look alike
 
2014-04-07 02:05:03 AM  

Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

I've been to Italy. Authentic Italian isn't that expensive or hard to find. It's mostly how much you're willing to pay for wine.


I'm in Texas and from NJ.  It's hard to find.
 
2014-04-07 02:11:25 AM  

zerkalo: Budd Dwyer look alike


Hey man, nice shot.

There is one thing that they do right at Carrabbas and that is Lobster Ravioli.  Sure I can make better at home, but it's not a bad meal for the price.

We only get it for take out though.  There is no way in hell I am waiting an hour to get seated only to have some tree-hugging, 40+ year old long-haired, aging-deadheadparents of a "brilliant" 3 year old sit down next to us and proceed to loudly quiz the little snowflake like it was farking pre-school so everyone around them knows what pretentious dicks they are and how "smart" their little snowflake is.

You know the ones I am talking about.  The hippie farks that look around the room to see how many people heard their little snowflake recite all the states in alphabetical order all while using a volume guaranteed to cut through the din of, you know, people actually eating and trying to enjoy their meal.

/rant off.
//Get a baby sitter for your goddamned precious little crumb crunchers.
///Okay, NOW rant off.
 
2014-04-07 02:15:17 AM  
www.planetdan.net
 
2014-04-07 03:12:15 AM  

DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there


You are the hero of this thread.
 
2014-04-07 03:13:20 AM  

gfid: feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.

you're getting tiresome with this Texas crap.

He was wielding  Mjölnir because people like you kept eating at Carrabas he had enough money to afford it.

He'll probably be the next President.

Thanks, feckingmorons.


Highest of fives!!
 
2014-04-07 03:15:18 AM  

zerkalo: Budd Dwyer look alike


This (hammer) could really hurt someone!
 
2014-04-07 03:39:51 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

I've been to Italy. Authentic Italian isn't that expensive or hard to find. It's mostly how much you're willing to pay for wine.

I'm in Texas and from NJ.  It's hard to find.


Real Italian food isn't fancy like French food, at least not till recently. You can look it up, Chef Boyardee (Boiardi) was a real chef and prepared meals at the White House for two presidents.

If you want good Italian food, try linguini with clams. Not clam sauce, these should remain in the shell. My favorite Italian meal, and if you can't find it in a restaurant, I'm sure there's a recipe online.
 
2014-04-07 04:13:22 AM  

Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

I've been to Italy. Authentic Italian isn't that expensive or hard to find. It's mostly how much you're willing to pay for wine.

I'm in Texas and from NJ.  It's hard to find.

Real Italian food isn't fancy like French food, at least not till recently. You can look it up, Chef Boyardee (Boiardi) was a real chef and prepared meals at the White House for two presidents.

If you want good Italian food, try linguini with clams. Not clam sauce, these should remain in the shell. My favorite Italian meal, and if you can't find it in a restaurant, I'm sure there's a recipe online.


Love their minestone...great itaian bbq pizza with pine nuts!
 
2014-04-07 05:41:16 AM  
Never ate there. Can't afford to go and eat out much. Except for my GF.
 
2014-04-07 05:47:26 AM  

Point02GPA: White people and their wine.

 
2014-04-07 06:48:38 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.


No, it's not bad at all. It's actually really good. But you always have at least one idiot in every thread pretending he's too good to eat there...typing it while filling his gob with White Castle.
 
2014-04-07 07:40:47 AM  

TerminalEchoes: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

No, it's not bad at all. It's actually really good. But you always have at least one idiot in every thread pretending he's too good to eat there...typing it while filling his gob with White Castle.


The blackberry sangria there is pretty good.
 
2014-04-07 07:50:14 AM  

mjones73: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.


Except it's run by a couple of guys with hillbilly accents.

Their radio commercials drive me up the wall.  I will never visit an Italian restaurant when the owner sounds like he should be selling pulled pork and moonshine.

I want an Italian accent.  From Joisy.

Hire an actor the next time.
 
2014-04-07 08:19:19 AM  

FrancoFile: mjones73: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.

Except it's run by a couple of guys with hillbilly accents.

Their radio commercials drive me up the wall.  I will never visit an Italian restaurant when the owner sounds like he should be selling pulled pork and moonshine.

I want an Italian accent.  From Joisy.

Hire an actor the next time.


Try the local owner of one in my city. Good ol' southern boy spent 3 months in jail for hiring mexican illegals to work in the kitchen of Carrabbas
 
2014-04-07 08:22:17 AM  
So he was acting like a douche in a souped up golf cart, so some silly peon employee of the place calls the cops on his dumb ass, then he acts like an even bigger douche by coming back and farking over the employee's car?

I hope the employee gets a nice fat settlement out of him... It's not like the shiat stain can't afford to pay for the damages and then some, while I'm sure the cost of repairs wasn't in the guy's budget...

And who the fark names their restaurant after ex wives?
 
2014-04-07 08:25:44 AM  

Arcturus72: And who the fark names their restaurant after ex wives?


Hell, I thought they names Chilies after my Ex.

/Punny.
 
2014-04-07 08:50:36 AM  

SpdrJay: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

They had some pop hits back in the 70's....


No, no, no, Carrabbas was the guy the Romans let go instead of Jesus.

/they couldn't find Woger
 
2014-04-07 08:56:04 AM  
...the hammer is his penis.
 
2014-04-07 09:03:25 AM  

mutterfark: SpdrJay: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

They had some pop hits back in the 70's....

No, no, no, Carrabbas was the guy the Romans let go instead of Jesus.

/they couldn't find Woger


No, that was Syphliticlus.
Wait, maybe it was Smegmatacles.

 
2014-04-07 09:12:11 AM  

frostus: mjones73: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.

Like Macaroni Grill?


Like a pale, watered-down, nasty tasting imitation of Macaroni Grill.
 
2014-04-07 09:40:11 AM  

PercyColburn: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

You are the hero of this thread.


Except for the fact that the place where this happened isn't Carraba's, it's Trattoria Lisina, which is pretty damn good.
Details, people, details.
 
2014-04-07 09:47:10 AM  

feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.


We'll shoot you in our underwear.



Link
 
2014-04-07 11:46:40 AM  
What's a Carrabba? Never heard of it here on the West Coast
 
2014-04-07 12:10:41 PM  
I shared a condo with a guy who was a Gallo Wine rep. His stories of crazy Uncle Joe Gallo make this sound like bland pasta ..
 
2014-04-07 01:25:45 PM  

Fart_Machine: He'd hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land?


img.fark.net
 
2014-04-07 02:28:14 PM  

Maud Dib: feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.

We'll shoot you in our underwear.

Link


Why would I be in your underwear?
 
2014-04-07 02:30:40 PM  

Delta1212: TerminalEchoes: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

No, it's not bad at all. It's actually really good. But you always have at least one idiot in every thread pretending he's too good to eat there...typing it while filling his gob with White Castle.

The blackberry sangria there is pretty good.


White Castle serves blackberry sangria?
 
2014-04-07 02:31:32 PM  

Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Abacus9: White_Scarf_Syndrome: DanZero: You would too if you ever caught yourself eating there

That bad huh?  Do I really need to spend $100 to get some good Italian?  NJ food whore so...yeah...

I wonder if he was blacked out or not.  I've done some things while blacked out that may have appeared to be coherent, they most certainly were not.  None involved a Mule.

I've been to Italy. Authentic Italian isn't that expensive or hard to find. It's mostly how much you're willing to pay for wine.

I'm in Texas and from NJ.  It's hard to find.

Real Italian food isn't fancy like French food, at least not till recently. You can look it up, Chef Boyardee (Boiardi) was a real chef and prepared meals at the White House for two presidents.

If you want good Italian food, try linguini with clams. Not clam sauce, these should remain in the shell. My favorite Italian meal, and if you can't find it in a restaurant, I'm sure there's a recipe online.


Clams in the shell are too crunchy.
 
2014-04-07 02:32:58 PM  

tillerman35: frostus: mjones73: thy crotch: whats a carrabbas?  on initial search, it looks live an olive garden.

About the same, a chain Italian restaurant.

Like Macaroni Grill?

Like a pale, watered-down, nasty tasting imitation of Macaroni Grill.


Or just a version that only uses twice as much salt as necessary instead of three times too much.
 
2014-04-07 02:38:25 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: Maud Dib: feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.

We'll shoot you in our underwear.

Link


Why would I be in your underwear?


Some questions you just don't really want to know the answer to.
 
2014-04-07 03:28:06 PM  

SomeCallMeTim: MikeBoomshadow: Maud Dib: feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.

We'll shoot you in our underwear.

Link


Why would I be in your underwear?

Some questions you just don't really want to know the answer to.


Especially after you wake up.  Just make slow movements then run screaming out of the house once you're far enough away.

Never go back to that bar again
 
2014-04-07 07:37:56 PM  

MikeBoomshadow: Maud Dib: feckingmorons: He did the crap with the knife and hammer in Texas? I'm surprised he is still alive; they don't generally put up with shiat like that out there.

We'll shoot you in our underwear.

Link

Why would I be in your underwear?


Because the elephant is in his pajamas.
 
2014-04-07 07:42:54 PM  
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