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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Attempted mugging in Detroit. News: Victim fights back. FARK: Victim is 72-year-old man with a cane   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Detroit, WDIV, 11th grade  
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2014-04-06 09:22:38 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: A 72-year-old veteran beat off a 275-pound pickpocket with his cane.

2014-04-07 03:14:58 AM  
1 vote:
I can't believe we live in a country the still allows old Nazis like this to get away with assaulting proud young fat people of color. That old racist just clobbered that aspiring proud youngster in the prime of his life. When will the boundaries of race be eradicated in this country?
2014-04-06 11:38:15 PM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: Grosse Pointe is not Detroit.

Yet, anyway.

Well, I kind of give them a point for getting the right county.  That is closer than usual.
2014-04-06 10:26:57 PM  
1 vote:
I think it actually happened in Grosse Pointe Farms, which is even more...I dunno...white?

Looks like he managed to find some diversity
2014-04-06 10:14:21 PM  
1 vote:
There are old men, and there are old men.
/just as there are canes, and there are canes
2014-04-06 09:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
'I was just kidding'

Ah, the old "I'm going to pretend to steal your wallet" gag. Who hasn't played that prank on some unsuspecting stranger?
2014-04-06 09:34:04 PM  
1 vote:

2014-04-06 09:27:54 PM  
1 vote:
Barton-Wright approves.
2014-04-06 09:16:41 PM  
1 vote:
How is that surprising. A cane can fark your shiat up an old dudes don't get old by being soft.
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