fusillade762: Didn't we have a turkey attack a school bus yesterday? It's starting...
Equilibrist: I've had the experience, several times, of driving down the road and seeing a bird coming towards me and thinking, "That bird's got its timing off." Fortunately, never happened with a goose. Regular birds just bounce off.
DoctorCal: "Sorry about your windshield. Put it on my bill."
Bith Set Me Up: What a crashed Goose might look like:[img.youtube.com image 480x360]
loonatic112358: Damn, geese are stupid, probably did it on purpose.
Nefarious: fusillade762: Didn't we have a turkey attack a school bus yesterday? It's starting...Are you implying we are in for a Birdemic: Shock and Terror?
kokomo61: He should have honked.
Ablejack: loonatic112358: Damn, geese are stupid, probably did it on purpose.It's cars that are stupid. Well, not the cars, but their prevalence.
puffy999: One of my greatest memories is driving southbound in a work vehicle on US 97 in Oregon, as the sun was setting over Mt. Hood, Mt. Jefferson, and the rest of the Cascades. Truly, a beautiful sight to see as the skies continued to darken.I remember seeing a large predatory bird (an eagle or an owl, methinks) take off from a tree that was after a bend in the road, and I thought nothing of it until suddenly two GIANT WINGS were in my field of vision. The farker either tried to grab the antenna or the yellow lights on top of the vehicle, and luckily we were aerodynamic enough and he flew just right to fly over us. We didn't hear a thud, and didn't see the bird hit the road in our rear-view mirrors, so all was well.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: That happened to a guy up here where I live/He wrote a song about it called "Lord, Please Don't Goose Me Again"
K3rmy: Notices it is goose and not Geese.[www.fightersgeneration.com image 850x1133]
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