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(Billings Gazette)   A hot lesbian starts a business in conservative flyover country, only to be hounded and run out of town. Just kidding... "I never felt so accepted and so helped, from Day 1"   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-06 08:34:48 PM  
4 votes:

JesusJuice: Montana tends to have NW values and is fairly progressive. I don't think she'd have had such a positive experience in Bumfark, Mississippi,


A town named Bumfark may be more accepting than you think.
2014-04-06 11:30:41 PM  
2 votes:

SithLord: OMG!  A homosexual woman out making a career for herself in a small business, attempting to employ others and give people jobs and who ISN'T going out and exploiting herself to be some destitute, minority female protesting her rights to freedom of sexuality as her liberal masters would want?

How soon before the IRS taxes her out of business for not following orders?


img.fark.net
2014-04-06 09:10:06 PM  
2 votes:

Kougsy: Probably just because it isn't a dude penetrating another dude.

The people down here get all squirmy when anal is involved.


thats what restraints are for
2014-04-06 08:00:44 PM  
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: So not being bigoted morons is noteworthy? What great progress we've made


Well, it is to bigoted folks in urban areas who need it pointed out to them repeatedly that every place outside of a close walk to a subway isn't Deliverance country.
2014-04-06 07:42:53 PM  
2 votes:

indylaw: I get the feeling that if you live in Montana it's probably because the idea of not having everyone up in your personal life appeals to you. Which is a kind of Republican ideology apart from the social conservative wing. I wish we had more of the former and fewer of the latter.


Maybe you can start by staying out of everyone else's business.
2014-04-06 09:43:45 PM  
1 votes:

LincolnLogolas: She has no bewbs.


It doesn't matter.  Those of us from the area are a bit old school.  We take care of women.  Even if they couldn't possibly be attracted to any of us.
2014-04-06 09:40:57 PM  
1 votes:
Egoy3k: When I was 8 or 9 a family of sheikhs moved into town.

Eh, wow. In case anyone is wondering I do not live in Saudi Arabia, I just used bad typing, spelling, and auto correct all at once. The word should be 'Sikhs'.
2014-04-06 08:14:33 PM  
1 votes:

Forty-Two: The first out lesbian I ever met was from Montana. Even flyover states aren't completely homogeneous.


Me too... of course her story wasn't so friendly. She was visiting home for the summer, walking along the road, and some locals in a moving pickup truck hit her in the back of the head with a beer bottle.
2014-04-06 07:54:24 PM  
1 votes:
This just in. Nobody gives a shiat.
2014-04-06 07:53:58 PM  
1 votes:

Kougsy: Probably just because it isn't a dude penetrating another dude.

The people down here get all squirmy when anal is involved.


May I recommend a taser and/or handcuffs?
2014-04-06 07:45:53 PM  
1 votes:

davynelson: hot lesbian > guys with beards kissing


Depends on how you interpret that.  I choose to interpret it as two gay guys, still closeted, and their beards are kissing.
2014-04-06 07:43:07 PM  
1 votes:
Montana tends to have NW values and is fairly progressive. I don't think she'd have had such a positive experience in Bumfark, Mississippi,
2014-04-06 07:42:30 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Ever since Brokeback Mountain, everyone wants to get into the rustic, gay scene.


Which is doubly ironic because to get gay men who dress like cowboys and want to cuddle, you have to go to the cities.
2014-04-06 07:41:35 PM  
1 votes:
I just want to watch.
2014-04-06 07:40:07 PM  
1 votes:
This hot lesbian?

bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

Because this is the only hot lesbian I see here.
2014-04-06 07:38:46 PM  
1 votes:
In my experience, the more crowed the state, the more likely you are to run into a-holes.
2014-04-06 07:37:02 PM  
1 votes:
Ever since Brokeback Mountain, everyone wants to get into the rustic, gay scene.
2014-04-06 07:32:36 PM  
1 votes:

scotchlandia: Just like Portland... and I will tell you what, it is the upitty, pretentious, hippy dippy, seattilite/portlandia, starbucks sucking libtards who are the most bigoted and closed minded people I have ever farkin met


Riiight.
2014-04-06 07:31:06 PM  
1 votes:

Barfmaker: Peter von Nostrand: So not being bigoted morons is noteworthy? What great progress we've made

"Hey, we don't suck as much as everyone thought! In your face libs!"


I think you miss the point. FTFA: "I never felt so accepted, and so helped."  This given she was now in Billings and not Seattle.

I have lived in Seattle, and it used to be a great place before all the Californians moved up there. Just like Portland... and I will tell you what, it is the upitty, pretentious, hippy dippy, seattilite/portlandia, starbucks sucking libtards who are the most bigoted and closed minded people I have ever farkin met. Sixteen years in the military and I never encountered racism like in Seattle or Portland.

So of course she was surprised to be welcomed into that Billings community with open arms, now what I can't figure out is why she wants to enact the anti-discrimination ordinances after suffering no discrimination what-so-ever.  Is she afraid more people are going to move to Billings from Seattle and ruin Montanna too?
2014-04-06 07:26:47 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I'd say she's hot for Fark....
2014-04-06 07:24:19 PM  
1 votes:
Well it does help to be a hot lesbian rather than the ugly bull dyke kind.
 
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