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(Yahoo)   Five things you should always buy used. Sorry, Pervy McPervyson, but panties aren't on the list   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 16
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2014-04-06 07:08:56 PM  
8 votes:
I buy used Real Dolls, but only if she's well taken care of. Many men get sick of the blonde or brunette and want a change of pace, and that's where I can get one for a fraction of the price, and believe me, they are pricey. I don't change their name, though, out of respect.
2014-04-06 06:57:50 PM  
6 votes:
Prostitutes, the brand new ones are way more expensive.
2014-04-06 06:52:02 PM  
3 votes:
Sorry, Pervy McPervyson, but panties aren't on the list

shiat. Time to find a new name.
2014-04-06 07:49:57 PM  
2 votes:
I buy the best tools that I can afford.

I still can't do for shiat with them, but they seem fly better when I throw them across the room in frustration.
2014-04-06 06:54:31 PM  
2 votes:
The list left off: Sex toys, toothbrushes, blowup dolls, and hair brushes. You can get a hefty discount on that shiat used.
2014-04-06 06:53:07 PM  
2 votes:

Rand's lacy underwear: Sorry, Pervy McPervyson, but panties aren't on the list

shiat. Time to find a new name.


Coincidentally, shiat is why I shouldn't-

Y'know what? Nevermind.
2014-04-06 05:31:07 PM  
2 votes:
" A screwdriver is a screwdriver. It's simple and no single one is really better than the other."

I will stab the author in the dick with one of my Klein flatheads or one of my Wiha's.

I'm not even joking.
2014-04-06 11:22:30 PM  
1 votes:
images.lacarmina.com
2014-04-06 08:42:36 PM  
1 votes:

addy2: This has all the earmarks of an enjoyable thread. Will get the popcorn.


I recommend not buying used.
2014-04-06 07:35:28 PM  
1 votes:
No pictures of used panties yet? Fark, you slippin'!

Just no period panties, mmmkay?
2014-04-06 07:11:05 PM  
1 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Ambivalence

I am going to disagree on the cars. Used cars are not "a fraction of its original sticker price" at 2-3 years of age, not if they're any good.


FYI: 4/5, 5/7, and 2/3 are fractions.

"Fraction" does not necessarily mean "less than 50%".


The use of "Fraction" implies a significant savings that does not exist.
2014-04-06 06:52:25 PM  
1 votes:
Trains. Don't buy new trains.
2014-04-06 06:44:46 PM  
1 votes:

Ambivalence: Marcus Aurelius: Buy all your tools new and do not skimp on them in any way.  Buy the best and it will last a lifetime.

Cars, on the other hand, are disposable.  A check for $25k will get you a nice 3 year old ride you can beat the ever loving crap out of, and then get a new one five years later.

Jesus, who in the hell pays $25k for a car?  Not a truck or an SUV, mind you, a car.


330 horsepower hooked up to all wheel drive is not exactly inexpensive.  The tires alone cost $200 each.  And I don't drive much, but when I do, I like to have fun.

And if it makes you feel better, that's my NEXT car.  My current car is a loaded 2005 Nissan Altima 3.5 SL that I bought in 2008 for $15k.  I'm starting to get bored with it, but it has under 70,000 miles on it, so I can't very well get rid of it.  Which is another great reason to buy used - you can throw them away and buy a new one that much sooner.
2014-04-06 06:35:21 PM  
1 votes:

Barfmaker: sounds a tad hipsterish to me


Me too.  But then I'm a Snap On guy.
2014-04-06 06:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

TinyFist: " A screwdriver is a screwdriver. It's simple and no single one is really better than the other."

I will stab the author in the dick with one of my Klein flatheads or one of my Wiha's.

I'm not even joking.


Oh get off it, MOST people have no need for specialized or expensive tools. You do, that's great but you can't possibly think that it's anywhere near common.

I was a carpenter for many years and I have no idea what those brands are...sounds a tad hipsterish to me.
2014-04-06 05:25:28 PM  
1 votes:
Umm, no

"a screwdriver is a screwdriver"

no

Writer is a dumbass who probably doesn't even know "righty tighty, lefty loosy"
 
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