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(Fox News)   The first rule of Church Fight Club is NEVER talk about Church Fight Club   (foxnews.com) divider line 23
    More: Silly, light heavyweight champion, God-fearing  
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2014-04-06 06:17:42 PM  
This should be fought with knives.
 
2014-04-06 06:18:49 PM  
Jesus got pinned.
 
2014-04-06 06:21:24 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: This should be fought with knives.


Uzis and mac 10s at 5 paces...
 
2014-04-06 06:26:01 PM  
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This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.
 
2014-04-06 06:26:05 PM  
This should be fought at a softball game.

/RIP Tim
 
2014-04-06 06:28:44 PM  
Where's your God now!?!?
 
2014-04-06 06:29:01 PM  
Mexican Priest luchador smiles and laughs through his mask.
 
2014-04-06 06:34:54 PM  
I'm pretty sure Jesus tapped pretty hard when he got arrested and crucified. He could have gone down fighting, but submitting to crucifixion is pretty much the ultimate tap.
 
2014-04-06 06:38:41 PM  

Dreadskull: I'm pretty sure Jesus tapped pretty hard when he got arrested and crucified. He could have gone down fighting, but submitting to crucifixion is pretty much the ultimate tap.


Wouldn't succumbing to Satan's temptation have been the ultimate tap out?
 
2014-04-06 06:44:33 PM  
Oh, yep. You got me.

What about that whole resurrection and promise to return thing though? Why is Jesus ducking the rapture? Cheez its be ducking Vitor Bro.
 
2014-04-06 06:50:18 PM  
You seem to be breaking the first rule, subby.  Woe unto you.

/loves me some woe
 
2014-04-06 06:52:38 PM  
Enroll for the fights, stay for the alter boys

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2014-04-06 06:53:59 PM  

Son of Thunder: [oldnewsisexciting.jpg]

This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.


well he did ask repeatedly that for God not to do that to him.
and he did ask why did God forsake him.
 
2014-04-06 07:01:29 PM  

Dreadskull: Oh, yep. You got me.

What about that whole resurrection and promise to return thing though? Why is Jesus ducking the rapture? Cheez its be ducking Vitor Bro.


Church ain't out til the fat lady sings.
 
2014-04-06 07:01:40 PM  
OK, the "Jesus didn't tap" thing is pretty silly and blatantly oblivious to the basic narrative of the new testament, but a church with a boxing club actually sounds pretty enjoyable.  An actual community outreach/activity thing that isn't stultifyingly boring for once.
 
2014-04-06 07:18:40 PM  
Jesus's last words were, "It is finished."

That's pretty much the definition of a tapout.

/Dude was double arm-barred, it's perfectly respectible
 
2014-04-06 07:25:26 PM  
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And a bowling alley in the basement.
 
2014-04-06 08:00:00 PM  
Migod... thanks to faux snooze I just learned a beautiful new word: Adiaphora.

(had to forward the link to a Lutheran pastor friend who supplied the aforementioned shiny new vocabulary word)

It's a MIRACLE!

Wait... am I now infromed?  F*ck!
 
2014-04-06 08:11:49 PM  
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Toughen up, Nancy boys.
 
2014-04-06 08:25:37 PM  

Son of Thunder: [oldnewsisexciting.jpg]

This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.


Can't really tap out when your hands are nailed to a heavy plank of wood.
 
2014-04-06 09:43:50 PM  
... I'm going to make some assumptions about the church and then read TFA.

Well... I was half right.
 
2014-04-06 11:51:20 PM  

stoli n coke: Son of Thunder: [oldnewsisexciting.jpg]

This "Jesus Didn't Tap" stuff has been around almost as long as the UFC itself.

Can't really tap out when your hands are nailed to a heavy plank of wood.


It was a verbal tap.
 
2014-04-06 11:56:29 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Jesus's last words were, "It is finished."

That's pretty much the definition of a tapout.

/Dude was double arm-barred, it's perfectly respectible


My testament reads "Father, it is finished." I think he tagged in his dad.
 
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