MaudlinMutantMollusk: K3rmy: Can I have mine do the Jaws theme?I'll take the Imperial March
jaytkay: logieal: My solution to a lot of the mandated govt stupidity with vehicles these days.[oldglorymtb.com image 300x133]Good thinking. Disable the airbags and seat belts. A steely-eyed libertarian can't have some government bureaucrat hindering his heroic action plan when he gets blindsided by a speeding drunk driver.
Gary-L: Make mine the sounds of the TARDIS.
dforkus: Not deaf, and not a public earphone wearer, but just the other day a Nissan leaf seeming appeared out of nowhere in a walmart parking lot and gave me a good scare.I think this is a good thing.
Lokasenna: TV's Vinnie: TIE Fighter?SO MUCH THIS.Also, the electric forklifts on my job site are all required, by OHS, to have some kind of a beeper when they're moving because they're otherwise dead silent. How is a car in a parking lot any less dangerous?
edmo: Maybe pedestrians should just pay attention.
kaduh: I'll take the big fart sound if available.
Marcus Aurelius: edmo: Take out their ear buds^ This. If you're going to walk around deaf and oblivious, at least have the courtesy to wear a sign that says "I am deaf and oblivious".
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