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(KEYT Santa Barbara)   20,000 kids began to riot when the Santa Barbara police react to the annual Deltopia party by shooting rubber bullets into the crowd. Well, as you might expect, it pretty much went downhill from there   (keyt.com) divider line 67
    More: Obvious, Santa Barbara, rubber bullets, Isla Vista, Deltopia, riots  
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2014-04-06 09:02:27 AM  
"it doesn't seem violent, it seems dangerously party"
 
2014-04-06 09:32:15 AM  
This headline is certified Fark Accurate.
 
2014-04-06 10:48:42 AM  
Yes. It seems things went downhill a lot earlier than that.
 
2014-04-06 11:24:26 AM  

Relatively Obscure: This headline is certified Fark Accurate.


No shiat. This wasn't the police just showing up to break up a (known, recurring) college rager. They police showed up reacting to A FARKING DOUBLE STABBING, not the party itself. The students responded to the police arresting the suspects by chanting "LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO!" Police only escalated the situation after they started getting pelted by glass bottles and bricks.

/I live about a mile from where all this went down, so I'm getting a kick....
 
2014-04-06 11:24:42 AM  
Dammit Lassiter!
 
2014-04-06 11:36:12 AM  

BKITU: Relatively Obscure: This headline is certified Fark Accurate.

No shiat. This wasn't the police just showing up to break up a (known, recurring) college rager. They police showed up reacting to A FARKING DOUBLE STABBING, not the party itself. The students responded to the police arresting the suspects by chanting "LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO!" Police only escalated the situation after they started getting pelted by glass bottles and bricks.

/I live about a mile from where all this went down, so I'm getting a kick....


Are suggesting college kids don't have long term planning skills, sir or madam? Because I would need some serious evidence to support such a wild claim.
 
2014-04-06 11:44:22 AM  

BKITU: Relatively Obscure: This headline is certified Fark Accurate.

No shiat. This wasn't the police just showing up to break up a (known, recurring) college rager. They police showed up reacting to A FARKING DOUBLE STABBING, not the party itself. The students responded to the police arresting the suspects by chanting "LET THEM GO! LET THEM GO!" Police only escalated the situation after they started getting pelted by glass bottles and bricks.

/I live about a mile from where all this went down, so I'm getting a kick....


Isla Vista used to be just a student ghetto in unincorporated Santa Barbara county. Then ex-students who appreciated the relatively low rents remained in IV, raising their families and hating all the noise now that their old parties used to create. Frankly, these families don't care anything about stabbings, poverty, hunger or anything else in IV that impacts students. They hate the noise that now disturbs them and they call the police at any time night or day to squelch it.
 
2014-04-06 01:01:05 PM  
www.scvhistory.com

Oh no. Don't do that. Shooting them will just make them angry.
 
2014-04-06 01:01:27 PM  
This is hardly surprising.  SB is full of coddled, self-absorbed, snotty students who had everything handed to them and think that the world owes then an endless supply of money even though they have so far contributed nothing of value.
 
2014-04-06 01:01:30 PM  
kids acting like morans in IV? What a surprise
 
2014-04-06 01:03:16 PM  
Some countries riot for freedom, injustice, etc. American riots usually start cause we had too much to drink.
 
2014-04-06 01:06:21 PM  
Came for the bank burning, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-04-06 01:07:12 PM  
welcome to the hasty generalization show
 
2014-04-06 01:08:39 PM  
Sorry, I'm all for "let things be", but these areseholes got what was coming.
 
2014-04-06 01:10:00 PM  

gulogulo: Some countries riot for freedom, injustice, etc. American riots usually start cause we had too much to drink.


Meanwhile, in Canada, rioters staged the most violent protest in Canadian history, with three dollars in damage.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-06 01:10:59 PM  

Ima4nic8or: This is hardly surprising.  SB is full of coddled, self-absorbed, snotty students who had everything handed to them and think that the world owes then an endless supply of money even though they have so far contributed nothing of value.


What? Urine has value.
 
2014-04-06 01:12:13 PM  
Stupid f*cking bags of the vaginal cleaning liquid by the brand of Eve of the Summer. Every one of these individuals deserves the arresting.
 
2014-04-06 01:13:20 PM  
 
2014-04-06 01:13:31 PM  
6 Law Enforcement Officers Hurt, 18 Arrested

They finally begun arresting police officers?
 
2014-04-06 01:17:30 PM  

meow said the dog: Stupid f*cking bags of the vaginal cleaning liquid by the brand of Eve of the Summer. Every one of these individuals deserves the arresting.


Is there any chance you could express your delightful, positive thought as a buddhist chant?
 
2014-04-06 01:20:22 PM  
Should have known this would happen once they appointed Carlton Lassitor as chief of police.
 
2014-04-06 01:23:35 PM  

Eirik: Should have known this would happen once they appointed Carlton Lassitor as chief of police.


Dude. Spoilers.

// kidding
 
2014-04-06 01:23:43 PM  
Summer evening.
The students rioting loud.
Rubber bullets fly.
 
2014-04-06 01:24:53 PM  
If only they had a psychic detective on the force to see this.
 
2014-04-06 01:24:54 PM  
I remember my first beer.
 
2014-04-06 01:25:22 PM  
3 questions:
Why was the news release about an "alleged" stabbing?
My lawn, is anyone on it?
Who the fark cares?

/Release the Arpaios,given them the loaf!
 
2014-04-06 01:27:31 PM  
Tonight, on The Walking Biebers...
 
2014-04-06 01:27:33 PM  

groppet: If only they had a psychic detective on the force to see this.


LAUGHTER OL this is the good one!
 
2014-04-06 01:30:34 PM  

meow said the dog: Stupid f*cking bags of the vaginal cleaning liquid by the brand of Eve of the Summer. Every one of these individuals deserves the arresting.


So, instead of to their children from hurting themselves, hurting them
 
2014-04-06 01:35:03 PM  
So the kids start things off by burning mattresses, torching vehicles and stabbing one another...but the COPS are to blame for trying to stop the carnage.

Gotcha.
 
2014-04-06 01:47:32 PM  
Tell me more about these 18 arrested cops
 
2014-04-06 01:49:07 PM  
The man in the back said: "everyone attack".
 
2014-04-06 02:00:05 PM  

hardinparamedic: gulogulo: Some countries riot for freedom, injustice, etc. American riots usually start cause we had too much to drink.

Meanwhile, in Canada, rioters staged the most violent protest in Canadian history, with three dollars in damage.

[i.imgur.com image 450x300]


I didn't know Father Ted was Canadian...
 
2014-04-06 02:00:13 PM  
Shawn and Gus move to San Francisco and this crap happens....I'm not surprised.
 
2014-04-06 02:03:08 PM  
FTA:

Authorities used tear gas, pepper spray, flash bang grenades and what the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department called "foam projectiles" to try and control the crowd.

www.woosk.com
 
2014-04-06 02:06:36 PM  

MaxSupernova: Shawn and Gus move to San Francisco and this crap happens....I'm not surprised.


i184.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-06 02:07:27 PM  
I always side against the police. But this, this was just a bunch of college kids who needs to be kicked out of college.

Dear officers; this is an appropriate to mace the shiat out of them.
 
2014-04-06 02:11:20 PM  
The asswipes at the Huntington surf contest decided to riot last summer and they started tipping over portapotties and breaking store windows and looting. And it all happened after the contest was over. One of the guys who got arrested was a fireman from Fullerton. It's just part of partying now like that big riot up in Vancouver.
 
2014-04-06 02:18:23 PM  
They should have used actual bullets on the little shiats.
 
2014-04-06 02:19:34 PM  
Look on the bright side, at least no one died, like last year.  Although the amount of mayhem sounds about the same.

So, I can imagine "Deltopia" will be on the endangered species list fairly soon.

A student's perspective before the event.  "wants the university to takes its hands off his friends, his beer and his beach."
 
2014-04-06 02:22:02 PM  

lucksi: 6 Law Enforcement Officers Hurt, 18 Arrested

They finally begun arresting police officers?


That's how it read for me as well.  It should have said "6 Law Enforcement Officers Hurt, 18 Victims arrested"
 
2014-04-06 02:22:49 PM  

brap: I remember my first beer.


"I have my ship
And all her flags are a flyin'
She is all that I have left
And music is her name."
 
2014-04-06 02:26:27 PM  
VEISHEA
 
2014-04-06 02:29:48 PM  
I wonder what happened to the citizens committee that formed after the riots in 69, that had the police once again working for the people?

So I'm getting a kick out of these comments.
 
2014-04-06 02:37:23 PM  
Meanwhile, in Lexington, Kentucky, the spare frat-house couches were being burned, releasing clouds of poisonous difartium sulfide.
 
2014-04-06 02:42:03 PM  
Subby, as usual you and your attention seeking ilk never cease to amaze. You are seriously implying with that headline, that it was the spraying of rubber bullets that caused the riot...

Read it again loser.
 
2014-04-06 02:43:33 PM  

Ima4nic8or: This is hardly surprising.  SB is full of coddled, self-absorbed, snotty students who had everything handed to them and think that the world owes then an endless supply of money even though they have so far contributed nothing of value.


You just cited the democratic moto.
 
2014-04-06 03:10:51 PM  
The trouble started about 8 p.m. Saturday night as sheriff's deputies responded to two stabbings on Camino Del Sur.

This is why y'all can't have nice things
 
2014-04-06 03:47:26 PM  
Many moons ago, I was the night manager at a hooker motel. One night this rough looking chic just plopped her fat a*s down on one of the window A/C units. I said, "ma'am, please don't sit on that. You're going to break it."

"F*CK you," she said real rude like.

I wasn't being a jerk. Window units aren't seats."Look, if you don't get off, I'm calling the cops."

"F*CK YOU, call the cops!!"

So I did. A really cool older cop showed up. "Honey," he said all nice like, "please come here and tell me what's wrong." Guess what she said? If you guessed, 'F*CK you,' you're right. So old Hammer calls in the women cops. When two of them showed up and physically tried to remove her from the A/C unit, she started kicking and screaming. She kicked one of those chic cops right in the face. That's when they decided to arrest her. Meanwhile, the crowd that gathered and witnessed the entire exchange started to get agitated. "Let her go," they said, "she ain't even done nothin'."

Savages.

Long story short, color me surprised. I heard some kid wrote an open letter defending Deltopia. Any word on his acceptance to all the Ivy League schools yet?
 
2014-04-06 03:47:26 PM  
20,000 drunk people celebrating? OMG. Send in SWAT. Sounds like a typical Cubs game.
 
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