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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Game of Thrones returns tonight after the tragic events of the Red Wedding. Will Joffrey's wedding go off without a hitch? Will Jamie lend a hand? Will Hodor Hodor? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official GOT discussion thread   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 42
    More: Cool, Game of Thrones, A Storm of Swords, 9PM ET, Jon Snow, The Wall, Tim Goodman, Arya, premieres  
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2014-04-07 04:28:03 AM
6 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-04-07 01:13:35 AM
6 votes:
I just want to see a Stark on the Throne

www.shirtrater.com
2014-04-06 10:20:34 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-04-06 09:07:45 AM
4 votes:
HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
2014-04-07 12:13:42 AM
3 votes:

SithLord: OtherLittleGuy: Nefarious: And now, On the Road with Arya and the Hound.

I have the uneasy feeling that, by midseason, she'll be on the roof eating pudding and going emo.

Hound:  Look at the flowers, Arya.  Look at the flowers.


Arya: Hound, it's been three weeks since you made flowers on me.
2014-04-06 11:09:20 PM
3 votes:

Will-Mun: Jerseysteve22: Sansa

You're an asshole. I had to look up if that happened and got spoiled to what actually happens.

...Prick.


mashable.com
2014-04-06 09:19:08 PM
3 votes:

elguerodiablo: What did papa jerk Lannister just put in the fire?


The last person who told GRRM to finish the series.
2014-04-06 11:12:04 AM
3 votes:

JerseyTim: HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫


♫ Hey, Jack, take the black
The snow's coming soon
The wall is a rockin'
White Walkers are about to burst through
Westeros best have come to play
For every fan there's just one thing left to say ♫

♫I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
The warriors will get rough in a primetime fight
The last one standin' gets to turn out the lights
'Cause I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
Yea, yea, yeah♫

♫Aria will sleep after saying a creed
Tyrion and Tywin are the best on TV
The players are ready
The titties and wine will flow
'Cause the Game of Thrones rocks on HBO
Yeah ♫
2014-04-06 10:31:09 PM
2 votes:
Ser Yarp goes Leeroy Jenkins.

/at least he's got chicken
2014-04-06 10:29:35 PM
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Nefarious: And now, On the Road with Arya and the Hound.

I have the uneasy feeling that, by midseason, she'll be on the roof eating pudding and going emo.


Hound:  Look at the flowers, Arya.  Look at the flowers.
2014-04-06 10:17:06 PM
2 votes:
So if the wedding is next week, that means Joffery strangles Sansa to death at the wedding (Purple wedding) and Tyrion snaps and attacks him.  Should be a good episode
2014-04-06 09:59:41 PM
2 votes:
So all of the violence in tonight's episode was over some KFC.
2014-04-06 09:43:44 PM
2 votes:

Johnny Texas: I can't decide if Stannis is a prick or just pussy whipped.


More like Ginger snapped, amirite?


Oh, is this the season where we smell what Lord Lamprey's cooking?
2014-04-06 09:20:00 PM
2 votes:
Lord Friend Zone appears.
2014-04-06 08:43:29 PM
2 votes:
Valor Hodorulis - All Men Must Hodor
2014-04-06 12:56:07 PM
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: SecretAgentWoman:

My fellow farkers, I would like you to note how wonderful my husband is. Over Christmas, he got me a House Tyrell T-Shirt and Shotglass both emblazoned with the rose sigil.

He should have gotten you a chamber pot.

Flowers are a stupid sigil.


img.fark.net

Roses have thorns!!
2014-04-07 12:17:21 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Wow GoT threads are so different than other TV threads. Do 100 people eventually show up and get really confused about plot points like in BB threads?


We still don't know why Tywin had a copy of that Walt Whitman book in his bathroom.  Or who's going to smoke the ricin meat pie.
2014-04-07 10:07:32 AM
1 votes:
i106.photobucket.com

Cropped it some, I found the rest of the scene distracting for what is just an awesome pic of Jamie

/The Lannisters always say goodbye!
2014-04-07 05:26:51 AM
1 votes:

doloresonthedottedline: phantomht: the old daario sucked. MOST disliked him [the actor]. he looked goofy and his acting sucked.
i also thought id read back in January [?] the show dumped him because of such. [an article introducing new and replaced chars]

i like the new guy MUCH more.

Are you a guy or a girl? I've seen a few people in this thread say they hate him, but every girl I know thinks he's ridiculously hot. And fits with Daario Naharis, who is cocky and arrogant and smirking and hot in that sort of way. Wondering if it's just a dude thing because the things they noticed about the character are just different.


Woman here, and the first Daario was incredibly not-hot.  (shudder) Farker looked like a lizard with hair.
2014-04-07 04:10:41 AM
1 votes:

doglover: I just want to see a Stark on the Throne

[www.shirtrater.com image 550x550]


24.media.tumblr.com
2014-04-07 12:40:29 AM
1 votes:

Wicked Chinchilla: I waited for a dance with dragons for about 4 months
for about 4 months
4 months


i211.photobucket.com
2014-04-06 11:24:54 PM
1 votes:

Will-Mun: doglover: Will-Mun: Are we ever gonna see Arya in an actual sword fight? Or was all that sword training in the first season just fluff?

Don't give me any of that 12 year old girl against a soldier stuff, her entire character arc is questing to become a great warrior.... Or die, George RR Martin and all.

In a sword fight, physics plays a big role. A much stronger opponent has an edge. An adult woman and an adult man have some serious disparity, on average. That's why Japanese samurai traditionally trained daughters to use pole weapons. Upper body strength is a lot less important with a naginata than a sword or club. Aria isn't even an adult, yet.

A 12 year old girl can't fight against a knight. It's just not possible. She doesn't have the reach to counter attack and she doesn't have the strength to parry or block a solid thrust or chop. They could just touch like counting coup until she dropped from exhaustion or put a single thrust through her from well out of her own range.

Martin might be into fantasy and fiction, but he's at least logical about the swordplay. No Bilbos fighting off an army of orcs with a letter opener.

I get what you're saying, I do. But I just don't care. In a world with dragons and little psychic boys who can see through thr eyes of a crow, the suspension of disbelief is allotted a ton of leeway.

As well I know in the books that Tyrion doesn't knock himself out before the  Battle of the Green Fork but fights, and was able to prove his merits (if I'm not mistaken it's why his barbarian friends follow him in the end.)

I really don't think it's much of a stretch between a 4 foot dwarf fighting in a war and a 12 year old girl, classically trained in sword fighting, being nimble enough with astiletto blade to make due against some soldiers.

I mean yeah it's not realistic, but it would be super cool.


Arya wants to kill. Arya knows how to kill. Arya is special.
2014-04-06 11:16:41 PM
1 votes:
Egalitarian:

What the hell happened to Lancel??!?  Book Cersei gets herself a lot of man-loving. After Lancel she sleeps around with upstart knights. Has TV Cersei been boffing Ser Meryn? That would be hilariously disgusting.

HBO can't afford TV Cersei's boobs
2014-04-06 10:56:20 PM
1 votes:
Spoiler Alert !!!!!!

Some really bad shiat is going to happen....
2014-04-06 10:44:37 PM
1 votes:

Ravijn: enderthexenocide: Jerseysteve22: So if the wedding is next week, that means Joffery strangles Sansa to death at the wedding (Purple wedding) and Tyrion snaps and attacks him.  Should be a good episode

that's not very nice, making fake spoilers like that.

besides, everyone knows that tyrion is the one who gets strangled to death at the wedding, right after sansa stabs cersei and joffrey kills tywin and he poops gold just like everyone says.

Don't forget about the resurrected Robb Stark!


As long as they don't forget the Margery/Ygritte pillow fight scene, I'm tuning in.
2014-04-06 10:31:02 PM
1 votes:

Jerseysteve22: So if the wedding is next week, that means Joffery strangles Sansa to death at the wedding (Purple wedding) and Tyrion snaps and attacks him.  Should be a good episode


that's not very nice, making fake spoilers like that.

besides, everyone knows that tyrion is the one who gets strangled to death at the wedding, right after sansa stabs cersei and joffrey kills tywin and he poops gold just like everyone says.
2014-04-06 10:24:43 PM
1 votes:

Jerseysteve22: Sansa


You're an asshole. I had to look up if that happened and got spoiled to what actually happens.

...Prick.
2014-04-06 10:22:33 PM
1 votes:

dopekitty74: crazydave023: New Dario Naharis? Not as handsome or as good an actor. Not off to a good start HBO.

Probably contract dispute

:( i loved the original actor they had playing him. Was not pleased to find out he's been replaced


EWWWWWW that guy looked like a retarded sci-fi vampire. I didn't care who they got to replace him, it's an improvement.
2014-04-06 09:55:14 PM
1 votes:
Arya and the Hound should get a spin off series.
2014-04-06 09:54:28 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: And now, On the Road with Arya and the Hound.


Arya's replacement puppy since she gave up her Dire Wolf.
2014-04-06 09:53:56 PM
1 votes:

Nefarious: And now, On the Road with Arya and the Hound.


I have the uneasy feeling that, by midseason, she'll be on the roof eating pudding and going emo.
2014-04-06 09:34:20 PM
1 votes:
Does ANYONE not yet realize it's gonna be human meat on that spi-There it is!
2014-04-06 09:05:34 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Slow To Return: cameroncrazy1984: Uh, do those of us who don't watch this show get a Cosmos thread?

I gotta believe websites that have active Cosmos discussions can't be that hard to find.

Websites that I am a member of? Nope.


http://www.reddit.com/r/Cosmos/
2014-04-06 08:41:03 PM
1 votes:
I still can't believe Ygritte shot Jon Snow three farking times.  Once, okay.  Twice, biatches be crazy.  Three times though, that's some Jerry Springer shiat.
2014-04-06 08:36:44 PM
1 votes:
scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
433 [TotalFark]
2014-04-06 06:24:10 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

From SNL last night, image courtesy of James72
2014-04-06 12:03:36 PM
1 votes:

media.beinglol.com


2.bp.blogspot.com




OH, HAI, HBO-GO!

2014-04-06 11:52:09 AM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-04-06 11:49:39 AM
1 votes:
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Dude, you're all X-Box people.
2014-04-06 10:00:49 AM
1 votes:
2014-04-06 09:17:44 AM
1 votes:
I got nothin', so here's a GoT rap recap
2014-04-06 07:38:14 AM
1 votes:
No. Go outside. Come back at like 7:30.
 
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