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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Game of Thrones returns tonight after the tragic events of the Red Wedding. Will Joffrey's wedding go off without a hitch? Will Jamie lend a hand? Will Hodor Hodor? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on HBO. It's your Official GOT discussion thread   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 245
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2014-04-06 07:38:14 AM  
No. Go outside. Come back at like 7:30.
 
2014-04-06 08:06:42 AM  

Blushing Wall Flower: No. Go outside. Come back at like 7:30.


Stop greenlighting nighttime links in the morning and finish the damn series, GRRM, you fat fark!
 
2014-04-06 09:07:45 AM  
HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
 
2014-04-06 09:09:07 AM  
 
2014-04-06 09:17:44 AM  
I got nothin', so here's a GoT rap recap
 
2014-04-06 10:00:49 AM  
 
2014-04-06 10:06:03 AM  
Will Joffrey's wedding go off without a hitch?

I see what you did there, Subby
 
2014-04-06 10:19:27 AM  
I woke up on the wrong side of the day.
 
2014-04-06 10:20:34 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-06 10:24:59 AM  
So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?
 
2014-04-06 10:26:13 AM  
I'm looking forward to Roose Bolton putting the smackdown on Ramsey for cutting off Theon's pride and joy and ruining him as a bargaining chip. We've already seen his dad Greyjoy doesn't care about a son that can't spawn, and Ramsey needs a good smackdown.
 
2014-04-06 10:27:29 AM  

somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?


Not likely. I wouldn't be surprised if they started the season with it.

(potential spoiler)

Peter Dinklage has already said he spends most of this season in jail.
 
2014-04-06 10:32:29 AM  
The Hound rolls on...
 
2014-04-06 10:48:34 AM  

Confabulat: somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?

Not likely. I wouldn't be surprised if they started the season with it.

(potential spoiler)

Peter Dinklage has already said he spends most of this season in jail.


It's probably the second episode.
 
2014-04-06 10:58:15 AM  
 
2014-04-06 11:12:04 AM  

JerseyTim: HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫


♫ Hey, Jack, take the black
The snow's coming soon
The wall is a rockin'
White Walkers are about to burst through
Westeros best have come to play
For every fan there's just one thing left to say ♫

♫I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
The warriors will get rough in a primetime fight
The last one standin' gets to turn out the lights
'Cause I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
Yea, yea, yeah♫

♫Aria will sleep after saying a creed
Tyrion and Tywin are the best on TV
The players are ready
The titties and wine will flow
'Cause the Game of Thrones rocks on HBO
Yeah ♫
 
2014-04-06 11:16:49 AM  

scumshine: The Hound rolls on...


Ser Yarp is growing on me as a pretty cool guy.
 
2014-04-06 11:43:59 AM  

alwaysjaded: JerseyTim: HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫

♫ Hey, Jack, take the black
The snow's coming soon
The wall is a rockin'
White Walkers are about to burst through
Westeros best have come to play
For every fan there's just one thing left to say ♫

♫I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
The warriors will get rough in a primetime fight
The last one standin' gets to turn out the lights
'Cause I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
Yea, yea, yeah♫

♫Aria will sleep after saying a creed
Tyrion and Tywin are the best on TV
The players are ready
The titties and wine will flow
'Cause the Game of Thrones rocks on HBO
Yeah ♫


I farking love this.

Now all we need are graphics of a lion head and a wolf head crashing into each other and exploding followed by Carrie Underwood being engulfed in dragon flames.
 
2014-04-06 11:49:39 AM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Dude, you're all X-Box people.
 
2014-04-06 11:52:09 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-04-06 12:03:21 PM  

One Bad Apple: scumshine: The Hound rolls on...

Ser Yarp is growing on me as a pretty cool guy.


hehe.  Ser Yarp.  I couldn't remember where I had seen that guy before.  Thanks.
 
2014-04-06 12:03:36 PM  

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OH, HAI, HBO-GO!

 
2014-04-06 12:25:36 PM  

JerseyTim: alwaysjaded: JerseyTim: HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫

♫ Hey, Jack, take the black
The snow's coming soon
The wall is a rockin'
White Walkers are about to burst through
Westeros best have come to play
For every fan there's just one thing left to say ♫

♫I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
The warriors will get rough in a primetime fight
The last one standin' gets to turn out the lights
'Cause I been waitin' all day for Sunday night
Yea, yea, yeah♫

♫Aria will sleep after saying a creed
Tyrion and Tywin are the best on TV
The players are ready
The titties and wine will flow
'Cause the Game of Thrones rocks on HBO
Yeah ♫

I farking love this.

Now all we need are graphics of a lion head and a wolf head crashing into each other and exploding followed by Carrie Underwood being engulfed in dragon flames.


I like where your head's at.

I keep hearing Melisandre singing that or imagining Faith Hill with a direwolf head.
 
2014-04-06 12:35:50 PM  

somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?


I read a review where the author got to see the first three episodes and he's already mentioned the wedding. Woot.

My fellow farkers, I would like you to note how wonderful my husband is. Over Christmas, he got me a House Tyrell T-Shirt and Shotglass both emblazoned with the rose sigil.

img.fark.net

So, tonight I shall be drunk and wearing nothing but a t-shirt for the premier.
 
2014-04-06 12:43:58 PM  

SecretAgentWoman:

My fellow farkers, I would like you to note how wonderful my husband is. Over Christmas, he got me a House Tyrell T-Shirt and Shotglass both emblazoned with the rose sigil.



He should have gotten you a chamber pot.

Flowers are a stupid sigil.
 
2014-04-06 12:56:07 PM  

One Bad Apple: SecretAgentWoman:

My fellow farkers, I would like you to note how wonderful my husband is. Over Christmas, he got me a House Tyrell T-Shirt and Shotglass both emblazoned with the rose sigil.

He should have gotten you a chamber pot.

Flowers are a stupid sigil.


img.fark.net

Roses have thorns!!
 
2014-04-06 01:41:46 PM  
Suddenly glad I'm reading the books and am past this point.
I can't be spoiled.

Mwuahahahahahaha!
 
2014-04-06 03:52:52 PM  

JerseyTim: HBO should consider doing a pre-Game of Thrones hype song, like what NBC does with Sunday Night Football and Carrie Underwood and Faith Hill.

♫ I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫
♫ It's time to see some dragons fight ♫
♫ If someone doesn't kill Joffrey I just might ♫
♫ Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night ♫



I chuckled.
 
2014-04-06 05:16:50 PM  
Biggest problem is commenting on shows that have no breaks is a bit tougher.
 
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2014-04-06 06:24:10 PM  
img.fark.net

From SNL last night, image courtesy of James72
 
2014-04-06 08:35:04 PM  
Is this the year we get naked Sansa?
 
2014-04-06 08:36:44 PM  
scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-04-06 08:36:44 PM  
So, SO ridiculously excited for this season.  I finally am looking forward to something instead of dreading it.  Whoo!
 
2014-04-06 08:37:49 PM  
Enjoy this season, everyone!  If it's anything like the books, this is going to be the last good one.
 
2014-04-06 08:41:03 PM  
I still can't believe Ygritte shot Jon Snow three farking times.  Once, okay.  Twice, biatches be crazy.  Three times though, that's some Jerry Springer shiat.
 
2014-04-06 08:42:21 PM  
HODOR
 
2014-04-06 08:43:29 PM  
Valor Hodorulis - All Men Must Hodor
 
2014-04-06 08:45:41 PM  
waaaaahooooooooooooo!
 
2014-04-06 08:46:09 PM  

bborchar: So, SO ridiculously excited for this season.  I finally am looking forward to something instead of dreading it.  Whoo!


farking RIGHT?!  Of course after that the books are a lot of looking forward.....looking forward some more...not sure why the hell they did that and not this...dude, why am i still looking forward to something happening INSTEAD OF SOMETHING HAPPENING.

then he finally gets to events again at the end of dance with dragons and we have some more years of waiting.

/NEVER reading another incomplete series again.
 
2014-04-06 08:47:26 PM  

Confabulat: somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?

Not likely. I wouldn't be surprised if they started the season with it.

(potential spoiler)

Peter Dinklage has already said he spends most of this season in jail.


You just made me so happy
 
2014-04-06 08:48:39 PM  

Johnny Texas: I still can't believe Ygritte shot Jon Snow three farking times.  Once, okay.  Twice, biatches be crazy.  Three times though, that's some Jerry Springer shiat.


Totally.  Worth It
Ygritte is yummy

only person equally as hot is the tyrell girl.  loved her in the tutors
 
2014-04-06 08:49:35 PM  

Johnny Texas: I still can't believe Ygritte shot Jon Snow three farking times.  Once, okay.  Twice, biatches be crazy.  Three times though, that's some Jerry Springer shiat.


Redheads, man.
 
2014-04-06 08:50:28 PM  

Confabulat: somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?

Not likely. I wouldn't be surprised if they started the season with it.

(potential spoiler)

Peter Dinklage has already said he spends most of this season in jail.


If that's true, then I bet I know exactly how this season ends. To avoid spoilers, all I'll say is 'with a twang'.

/currently on A Dance With Dragons
//stuck, though, had to take a break
 
2014-04-06 08:51:53 PM  
No HBO this year, gonna have to avast the scurvy dog in a couple hours.
 
2014-04-06 08:52:56 PM  

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2014-04-06 08:53:32 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: No. Go outside. Come back at like 7:30.


Or wait until all 10 episodes air, and watch them over a weekend.
 
2014-04-06 08:54:31 PM  
I can't decide if Stannis is a prick or just pussy whipped.
 
2014-04-06 08:54:42 PM  

Johnny Texas: I still can't believe Ygritte shot Jon Snow three farking times.  Once, okay.  Twice, biatches be crazy.  Three times though, that's some Jerry Springer shiat.


Jon Snow survived three holes in his body.

He still knows nothing.
 
2014-04-06 08:56:01 PM  

kronicfeld: Confabulat: somedude210: So do you think we'll have to wait all season for the Joeffery wedding?

Not likely. I wouldn't be surprised if they started the season with it.

(potential spoiler)

Peter Dinklage has already said he spends most of this season in jail.

It's probably the second episode.


GRRM wrote the second episode for this season. So I suspect you are right.
 
2014-04-06 08:56:07 PM  
If they switched the actors playing Bronn and Jorah, I probably wouldn't notice.
 
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