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(Orlando Sentinel)   "Some of our stories are heartbreakingly tragic. But so many are also mind-numbingly strange. In Florida, we do weird the way Kansas does wheat"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 29
    More: Florida, Kansas, hanging chads, wheat  
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2014-04-06 11:13:44 AM
Does this surprise anyone?
 
2014-04-06 11:15:27 AM
The best part about that article was the author mentioning her grandfather's nudism, followed by a link for "Prom: What not to wear."
 
2014-04-06 11:15:29 AM
I guess compared to Florida, Kansas would seem normal
 
2014-04-06 11:22:16 AM
Yes, but what about weird wheat?
 
2014-04-06 11:34:48 AM
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2014-04-06 11:35:36 AM
Kansas, just hanging out in the hallway waiting for Florida.
 
2014-04-06 11:37:36 AM
Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!

Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!
 
2014-04-06 11:44:01 AM
This is the column lazy Florida columnists write when they can't think of something else to write which is odd, because this is Florida. Choose a topic, man, don't just print a list.

/Florida newspaper guy
 
2014-04-06 11:44:55 AM

Hector Remarkable: Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!

Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!


Don't forget Australia.
 
2014-04-06 11:57:37 AM
They only mention it offhand in the article, but the story behind the 'biggest house in American' is the subject of a pretty good documentary, The Queen of Versailles.
 
2014-04-06 11:57:39 AM
I would do this to get his wife into tight lycra. I would do this to myself, I would do this to my political career:
www.trbimg.com
/has my vote
 
2014-04-06 12:10:23 PM
It seems the warmer the climate, the weirder the state. I would like to call Arizona, Florida, and Texas to the stand your honor.
 
2014-04-06 12:22:40 PM
Kansas does wheat?  Even Washington doesn't get that desperate.
 
2014-04-06 12:24:36 PM

TuteTibiImperes: They only mention it offhand in the article, but the story behind the 'biggest house in American' is the subject of a pretty good documentary, The Queen of Versailles.


/The wife in that documentary said "it took me a while to fall in love with him", but I'm guessing it took her about 5 min to get her panties off after she saw how loaded he was.  yes, apparently, money can buy you a gold-digging wife half your age.
 
2014-04-06 12:33:08 PM
If only Dave Barry would write on this topic.  Oh, that's right, he does.   Not a Scott Maxwell fan.
 
2014-04-06 12:45:35 PM
StrikitRich: Hector Remarkable: Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!

Vampires, nudists, and snakes - oh my!

Don't forget Australia.


Or Brazil, or Colombia.
 
2014-04-06 12:59:37 PM
Moved to FL from New England a few years ago. Crazy people, crazy weather, crazy and weird animals. I love it here! No mo' snow for moi!
 
2014-04-06 01:31:26 PM
You mean in an extremely boring way that tortures you when you just want to get from Kansas City to some slopes in Colorado?

/Kansas: the world's largest waste of space since 1861.
 
2014-04-06 01:36:28 PM

Marine1: You mean in an extremely boring way that tortures you when you just want to get from Kansas City to some slopes in Colorado?

/Kansas: the world's largest waste of space since 1861.


You forgot Lawrence, Manhattan, and Poland.
 
2014-04-06 02:11:08 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: I would do this to get his wife into tight lycra. I would do this to myself, I would do this to my political career:
[www.trbimg.com image 580x435]
/has my vote


With you except that I would require some obvious means of access in each costume.  That crap looks too complicated to potty in, let alone remove for happy fun times.
 
2014-04-06 02:14:32 PM
farking dumbass article and headline.

I cornholed subby's mom.
 
2014-04-06 03:06:48 PM
Those are some odd pythons.
 
2014-04-06 04:13:55 PM
Vampire LARPer is running for office because he thinks Ted Yoho is too much of a liberal compromiser. Ted Yoho, the guy who thought defaulting on our debt would help our economy and make other countries trust our currency even more. Too liberal for vampire LARPer.
 
2014-04-06 06:44:20 PM
Well I must admit. This is the best way to get past the daily farker "you retweeted the damn story you idiot".  Simply by making sure the article is not just about a Vampire Larper candidate
 
2014-04-06 06:45:57 PM

cwolf20: Well I must admit. This is the best way to get past the daily farker "you retweeted the damn story you idiot".  Simply by making sure the article is not just about a Vampire Larper candidate


Sorry about the retweet part...  I think Drew overenundated me with Lexington post game retweets about flaming couches and fireworks sparking brawls.
 
2014-04-06 07:31:42 PM
Naked grandpa?

www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-04-07 12:24:10 AM
What is this Subby? A Dave Berry Graduation Address?

(Damn, somebody beat me to the Dave Berry reference. Oh, well. There's no law against two jokes in a Dave Berry thread or article.)
 
2014-04-07 12:28:58 AM

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT!

Go to your room and change!

Are you trying to kill me?

I don't care what the other Senators are do. If Orrin Hatch jumped off a cliff would you follow him?

 
2014-04-07 02:50:32 AM
With our cops here in Florida killing innocent people.. hard to believe this even made it to print.
 
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