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(UPI)   180,000 eggs poached   (upi.com ) divider line
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2014-04-06 09:45:55 AM  
Justin Bieber must be planning on something epic for his neighbor this time around...
 
2014-04-06 11:38:17 AM  
No Lo-Jack in the rig or the trailer?  yea right.
 
2014-04-06 11:39:09 AM  

April 2 (UPI) -- Florida police haven't found it over easy to catch a crook that stole an 80-foot semi-truck and trailer containing 180,000 eggs on Saturday night.

The rig was poached from behind a 7-Eleven in Fort Myers while the driver, Joe, was a mile away at his home.
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Lee County deputies are having a hard-boiled time getting a lead on the egg thief because there are no cameras behind the 7-Eleven.


:-|
 
2014-04-06 11:43:13 AM  
It might be tough to get an omelet for a couple of days.

But...but I can't wait a couple of days for an omelet.
 
2014-04-06 11:43:34 AM  
Well, this was over easy . . .
 
2014-04-06 11:43:52 AM  
I suspect that this can be solved over easy but omelet the proper authorities crack this case.
 
2014-04-06 11:47:38 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-06 11:48:51 AM  
The eggs were on their way from Asheville, N.C. to Sarasota.

So. It has come to THIS.
 
2014-04-06 11:49:32 AM  
Suspect described as large white bunny, with pink eyes, carrying an enormous pastel colored basket.
 
2014-04-06 11:50:00 AM  

CipollinaFan: I suspect that this can be solved over easy but omelet the proper authorities crack this case.


Only if they drop everything, otherwise the yolk's on them.
 
2014-04-06 11:51:57 AM  
Again?
 
2014-04-06 11:52:02 AM  
Hopefully that photo of an egg being fried near a carton of eggs will help someone find the stolen tractor-trailer.
 
2014-04-06 11:54:25 AM  
So there's going to be some sort of egg hunt?
 
2014-04-06 11:57:39 AM  
That is no yolk.
 
2014-04-06 12:03:41 PM  
I'm sure a hard boiled detective will crack this case. (I liked the handy photo of an egg.)
 
2014-04-06 12:06:53 PM  
Police scramble to find the thieves. Detectives don't think this case will be over easy.
 
2014-04-06 12:14:50 PM  
You can't poach one egg without vinegar, 180,000 poached eggs would require about one gallon of vinegar. Check the recent Walmart vinegar purchases. Case solved.
 
2014-04-06 12:21:50 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: April 2 (UPI) -- Florida police haven't found it over easy to catch a crook that stole an 80-foot semi-truck and trailer containing 180,000 eggs on Saturday night.

The rig was poached from behind a 7-Eleven in Fort Myers while the driver, Joe, was a mile away at his home.
...
Lee County deputies are having a hard-boiled time getting a lead on the egg thief because there are no cameras behind the 7-Eleven.


:-|


You don't think this was an April fools yolk?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-04-06 12:24:01 PM  
Seems like just last week. That's 720,000 eggs missing!
 
2014-04-06 12:28:06 PM  
Probably the work of a couple of local yokels.
 
2014-04-06 12:28:27 PM  

loonatic112358: Englebert Slaptyback: April 2 (UPI) -- Florida police haven't found it over easy to catch a crook that stole an 80-foot semi-truck and trailer containing 180,000 eggs on Saturday night.

The rig was poached from behind a 7-Eleven in Fort Myers while the driver, Joe, was a mile away at his home.
...
Lee County deputies are having a hard-boiled time getting a lead on the egg thief because there are no cameras behind the 7-Eleven.


:-|

You don't think this was an April fools yolk?


What? All of these were eggcellent!
 
2014-04-06 12:32:10 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
Stake out die factories.
 
2014-04-06 12:34:58 PM  
Law enforcement officials have announced that they will use a couple of eggplants to get the inside info to solve the case.
 
2014-04-06 12:36:50 PM  
Could be the work of a gang of revolting chicken terrorists trying to get revenge.
 
2014-04-06 12:39:28 PM  
A crime like this, it's just gross - like, gross times 1250.
 
2014-04-06 01:12:06 PM  

buzzcut73: Hopefully that photo of an egg being fried near a carton of eggs will help someone find the stolen tractor-trailer.


An egg is fried on a stove near a carton of eggs (File/UPI/Alexis C. Glenn)
| License Photo

Yes.  ^This is what made the article, for me.
 
2014-04-06 01:28:46 PM  
No matter what happens, we at FARK know that they sure as hell won't be scrambled properly.

/still shuddering at the image of those "scrambled eggs" that look like cottage cheese dyed yellow
 
2014-04-06 01:58:42 PM  
Check the local gyms.
 
2014-04-06 06:25:49 PM  
i258.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-04-06 09:16:07 PM  

Mister Peejay: No matter what happens, we at FARK know that they sure as hell won't be scrambled properly.

/still shuddering at the image of those "scrambled eggs" that look like cottage cheese dyed yellow


img.fark.netThis one?
 
2014-04-07 02:39:52 AM  
Nobody can eat 180,000 eggs.
 
2014-04-07 04:44:14 PM  
Maybe they just made a break for it.
 
2014-04-07 09:07:33 PM  

WTFDYW: Mister Peejay: No matter what happens, we at FARK know that they sure as hell won't be scrambled properly.

/still shuddering at the image of those "scrambled eggs" that look like cottage cheese dyed yellow

[img.fark.net image 782x766]This one?


Great, now my keyboard has puke in it.
 
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