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(ABC Local)   If you plan on transporting fifteen pounds of heroin from California to Oklahoma, then for the love of FSM follow traffic laws so you don't end up like this woman   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 4
    More: Dumbass, FSM, heroin, cypress, Texas Department of Public Safety  
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2014-04-06 09:38:24 AM  
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If I decided to leave the high-pressure, high-stakes world of booth moppery and get into interstate drug trafficking the first thing I'd do is buy a mid-2000s beige full-size Buick, use the ODB-II to set a 67mph speed limit, festoon it with "I Brake For Quilting Bees" and "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" and "These Colors Don't Run" bumper stickers, have it fully inspected by a mechanic every month and then hire a retired couple who lost their pensions through their former employers' bankruptcy settlements to do my driving.

You wouldn't even have to build false bottoms or compartments into the car. You could put a giant Hamburger Shell carrier on the roof trailing a constant stream of white dust and cops wouldn't give the thing a second glance.
2014-04-06 11:10:13 AM  
1 votes:

Gentoolive: nicoffeine: Traffic violation = California plates, Latina driver.

Why does everyone dance around calling Mexicans, Mexicans.


1. Mexican is not an ethnic group.

2. Mexico is just one of many many nations with Latinos.

3. The US is also one of those nations, and the article says the woman was from Southern California, so it's quite possible she is American, and not Mexican, but still Latina.

Gentoolive: Judging by the names, she was your cousin huh?


That's your parents you're thinking of.
2014-04-06 10:59:15 AM  
1 votes:

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: I've always said, everyone should consider themselves damn lucky that the smartest of us haven't actually gone off and become supervillains - 'cause we'd be farking awesome at it.

/who blows up office buildings?
//strike at the heart of infrastructure
///duh


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2014-04-06 10:43:27 AM  
1 votes:
 
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