Mr. Coffee Nerves: If I decided to leave the high-pressure, high-stakes world of booth moppery and get into interstate drug trafficking the first thing I'd do is buy a mid-2000s beige full-size Buick, use the ODB-II to set a 67mph speed limit, festoon it with "I Brake For Quilting Bees" and "Ask Me About My Grandchildren" and "These Colors Don't Run" bumper stickers, have it fully inspected by a mechanic every month and then hire a retired couple who lost their pensions through their former employers' bankruptcy settlements to do my driving.You wouldn't even have to build false bottoms or compartments into the car. You could put a giant Hamburger Shell carrier on the roof trailing a constant stream of white dust and cops wouldn't give the thing a second glance.
Gentoolive: nicoffeine: Traffic violation = California plates, Latina driver.Why does everyone dance around calling Mexicans, Mexicans.
Gentoolive: Judging by the names, she was your cousin huh?
snocone: lindalouwho: Riche: nicoffeine: Traffic violation = California plates, Latina driver.Nailed it.Damn shame so much tax money is going to be wasted locking up some nobody for the next several decades.I think legalizing that stuff would be far less damaging to society than locking up so many.I'm all for weed but....I know soooo many people who are recovering addicts with all the health problems, disorders, ruined relationships that go along with that....heroin.By the time I was 17, between my neighborhood and school, I knew 17 people personally between 16-30 who were dead from overdoses. These were decent blue collar neighborhoods, and most weren't addicts. That f*ckin' China White has been a cyclical devestation for a looong time. At least now the word gets out real fast. Back then too many medical folk went along with parents to make the cause of death a brain anyurism, fake accident, drowning etc to "save face?" That little bit of false pride caused many other parents the same fate.Glad I haven't seen anyone I know ddoing it for many years, but the whole scenerio of it hasn't faded an iota.Stupidity is rarely the reason for overdoses, it's the unexpectedly 20x more purity that does it. Thing is if you don't get charged more....Actually, it is Fentanyl these days, purity has been good for decades.But, do ramble on.
Riche: nicoffeine: Traffic violation = California plates, Latina driver.Nailed it.Damn shame so much tax money is going to be wasted locking up some nobody for the next several decades.I think legalizing that stuff would be far less damaging to society than locking up so many.
bratface: nburghmatt: bratface: Is the $2,700,000 'cop math' or does heroin sell for $180,000 a pound?$11,250 an ounce, or almost $300.00 a gram?yes. raw dope gets cut A LOT before it reaches the user. for reasons of profit and not killing the consumer.Doesn't say that it was uncut.
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