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(Mother Nature Network)   50 ways to reuse your garbage. Keep this list handy for the next time when your siblings show up unannounced at your door and throw a surprise intervention to try and convince you that you're a hoarder   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2014-04-06 10:36:58 AM  
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starsrift: I despise the term hoarder.
Reality TV has caused us to take a few mentally disturbed people and then accuse anyone who's a bit of a packrat as having the same condition.

Keeping a couple of old things in the garage, refusing to clean out the shed, having a storage room with things you no longer use, that's not being "a hoarder".


You sound like a hoarder.
2014-04-06 11:10:59 AM  
2 votes:
21. We are a people of rampant toilet paper use and thus, we are all left with a lot of toilet paper tubes. You can turn those tubes into playthings and nesting materials for your small furry pets.

Those small furry pets being the mice and rats hiding in your piles of useless garbage?
2014-04-06 11:05:24 AM  
2 votes:

StreetlightInTheGhetto: ommitay: After removing the dead hookers from your trunk, dig holes around your garden about six feet deep. Place (bury? whatever.) the hookers in the holes. Put the dirt back in the holes. Vegetables just love the nutrient rich soil and now your trunk is freed up for groceries.

Just a little eco friendly tip.

The hookers might be contaminated... I'd plant them near ornamental gardens only.


Boy, am I embarrassed for you. None of my hookers are contaminated because I use a condom and I wipe my chain saw blades down with an alcohol solution. Duh.

And everyone knows that kids who are trick or treating for UNICEF are what makes an ornamental garden really pop. Could you just give the enitire gardening process some thought before you post silly comments.
2014-04-06 10:38:10 AM  
2 votes:

To the reuse enthusiast, that empty bottle could be a chandelier, a vase, a drinking glass, a candelabra ...


A hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl...


How about some coffee, Johnny?
2014-04-06 12:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
Bacon grease to attract bears, to eat your neighbors... or birds, yeah, let's go with birds.
2014-04-06 12:29:27 PM  
1 vote:
2014-04-06 12:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
I weave cloth all the time. Did you think that all the Mennonites held against their will, working in my basement are an accident? Oh, yeah. There's weaving going on.
2014-04-06 11:33:45 AM  
1 vote:

skinink: Next up on Fark: 50 Ways to Leave your Lover.


You just open that bag, Dag
Recycle that can, Stan
Compost that food, Dude
Just listen to me
2014-04-06 10:54:30 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: I despise the term hoarder.
Reality TV has caused us to take a few mentally disturbed people and then accuse anyone who's a bit of a packrat as having the same condition.

Keeping a couple of old things in the garage, refusing to clean out the shed, having a storage room with things you no longer use, that's not being "a hoarder".


How long have you been a hoarder ...
2014-04-06 10:48:08 AM  
1 vote:
24. Old disposable lighters can be turned into jewelry, toys, and tricky secret compartments in which to store your secret things.

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2014-04-06 10:46:02 AM  
1 vote:

ommitay: After removing the dead hookers from your trunk, dig holes around your garden about six feet deep. Place (bury? whatever.) the hookers in the holes. Put the dirt back in the holes. Vegetables just love the nutrient rich soil and now your trunk is freed up for groceries.

Just a little eco friendly tip.


The hookers might be contaminated... I'd plant them near ornamental gardens only.
2014-04-06 10:42:17 AM  
1 vote:
After removing the dead hookers from your trunk, dig holes around your garden about six feet deep. Place (bury? whatever.) the hookers in the holes. Put the dirt back in the holes. Vegetables just love the nutrient rich soil and now your trunk is freed up for groceries.

Just a little eco friendly tip.
 
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