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(Daily Mail)   OMG after 14 hours baby is coming out now #inlabor #ouch   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2014-04-06 01:49:48 AM
I wonder if she realizes nobody gives a shiat?
 
2014-04-06 03:21:53 AM
I do not understand the need to share this stuff with the entire world
 
2014-04-06 06:16:40 AM
Only 14 hours?
 
2014-04-06 10:05:07 AM
GET OFF THE FARKING PHONE!!!!! Well, at least that's what I would think someone should do in this situation. But everything worked out okay so that's good.

I am happy to have my smart phone and probably do a lot of things with it but I don't act like I'm tethered to it.
 
2014-04-06 10:05:41 AM
[noonecares.jpg]
 
2014-04-06 10:08:36 AM
They need to do way instain mother.
 
2014-04-06 10:10:27 AM
Umm, unless you want to drive people off twitter that is not the employee of the year.

/and get a damn car that works, or take a taxi
 
2014-04-06 10:11:25 AM
Okay poop baby is coming out

www.paulbaker.net
 
2014-04-06 10:11:30 AM
She's hot, but it's gonna be awhile before she's up for sexy time so no1curr.
 
2014-04-06 10:11:53 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

These "techies" are supposedly super intelligent, yet they're barely as bright as a hallway nightlight.

Yeesh.
 
2014-04-06 10:16:14 AM

skinink: GET OFF THE FARKING PHONE!!!!! Well, at least that's what I would think someone should do in this situation. But everything worked out okay so that's good.

I am happy to have my smart phone and probably do a lot of things with it but I don't act like I'm tethered to it.


She works for Twitter, you only need to participate in labor (pushing) for an hour or two, and she did stop afterwards to bond. It's not like she had something better to do
 
2014-04-06 10:17:37 AM
Maybe Twitter will give her enough of a raise that they can afford a new car.
 
2014-04-06 10:19:29 AM
Og good. The world needs more people relentlessly posting pictures of their crotchfruit because they think everyone cares.
 
2014-04-06 10:23:46 AM

abhorrent1: Og good. The world needs more people relentlessly posting pictures of their crotchfruit because they think everyone cares.


You sound lonely.
 
2014-04-06 10:24:20 AM
We know that one in five women don't give birth within two weeks of their due date, so why wouldn't you have a bag packed weeks early?
 
2014-04-06 10:24:39 AM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-04-06 10:24:43 AM
14 hours...farking amateur.
 
2014-04-06 10:26:23 AM

cretinbob: Only 14 hours?


THIS.

/And in the bad old days where if you took so much as a Tylenol for pain you'd scar your child for life.
 
2014-04-06 10:31:57 AM
Lightweight. My wife was in labor for 23hours with back labor and no meds. Suck it.
 
2014-04-06 10:33:12 AM

feckingmorons: I wonder if she realizes nobody gives a shiat?


This. Nothing else but this.

Of course, it only matters to people who spend their entire waking lives glued to fecking twitter.
 
2014-04-06 10:42:47 AM

God--: Lightweight. My wife was in labor for 23hours with back labor and no meds. Suck it.


Back labor?

img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-04-06 10:45:07 AM
She's so interesting! I can't wait for her next baby.
 
2014-04-06 11:02:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-06 11:04:28 AM
#giveashiaterisbroken
 
2014-04-06 11:12:05 AM
So which poor @lucia got the banhammer so that this newborn could get the name? #entitlement
 
2014-04-06 11:37:27 AM
Those hours can be really, really boring. Can't fault anyone really for letting out a little Tweet every now and then.
 
2014-04-06 11:38:24 AM
Do you have to type those @'s and #'s or are they inserted automatically? Like did she really need to tag her newspaper during labor? However, I guess need is too strong a word.
 
2014-04-06 11:51:01 AM

God--: Lightweight. My wife was in labor for 23hours with back labor and no meds. Suck it.


My wife was only in actual labor for a couple of hours. That doesn't include the two weeks she was in the hospital because her water broke at 24 weeks. Or the month after when the baby was in the nicu trying to get up to 5lbs so he could go home.
 
2014-04-06 11:54:22 AM

Shakin_Haitian: abhorrent1: Og good. The world needs more people relentlessly posting pictures of their crotchfruit because they think everyone cares.

You sound lonely.


No I'm fine, but thanks for your concern.
 
2014-04-06 12:00:28 PM

feckingmorons: I wonder if she realizes nobody gives a shiat prepared all the tweets ahead of time and had a marketing drone bringing them live for the PR value?


More likely.
 
2014-04-06 12:17:16 PM
OMG 14 hours some kind of record >?!!>!!>!???###

Baby bag is just clutter that gets in the way as Mom is trundled around to different rooms.  Hospitals will provide the things you actually need.

The only thing you need, is a car seat when it's time to take the baby home.
 
2014-04-06 12:19:06 PM

beverly8: I do not understand the need to share this stuff with the entire world


Bev, girlfriend, I'm so with you. What the fark is up with people's need for constant attention? All this shiat is simply twitter litter.
 
2014-04-06 01:26:06 PM

zarker: skinink: GET OFF THE FARKING PHONE!!!!! Well, at least that's what I would think someone should do in this situation. But everything worked out okay so that's good.

I am happy to have my smart phone and probably do a lot of things with it but I don't act like I'm tethered to it.

She works for Twitter, you only need to participate in labor (pushing) for an hour or two, and she did stop afterwards to bond. It's not like she had something better to do


Pretty much this. While I don't really see why it's considered news (as I'm sure plenty of women update twitter, fb, whatever while in labor - a lot of it is just waiting around anyway), and I probably wouldn't live tweet birth myself, but, especially given the fact that she works for Twitter, I just can't muster up any real outrage about this. *shrugs*
 
2014-04-06 01:41:55 PM
THE LEAST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

("I don't always have babies, but when I do, I tweet that Shiat!")
 
2014-04-06 02:11:10 PM
She has 332,000 followers?

I guess some1curr
 
2014-04-06 02:48:53 PM

pdieten: She has 332,000 followers?

I guess some1curr


It is the hunny booboo generation..
 
2014-04-06 02:50:34 PM
Here husband didn't need the ukelele.  His wife had a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxDeWddQocg
 
2014-04-06 03:22:44 PM
I was prepared to hate but I thought she did pretty well. If one is going to be a twit through the birth of one's child, one could twitter worsefully.

Is Twitter not paying her enough to own a functioning car?
 
2014-04-06 03:59:45 PM
Tweets from a twit about her twat?
 
2014-04-06 04:40:17 PM

strangeluck: God--: Lightweight. My wife was in labor for 23hours with back labor and no meds. Suck it.

Back labor?


It's the polite term for when the baby comes out the anus
 
2014-04-06 05:48:50 PM
I have to wonder at how some people's lives can be so empty that they have to make every aspect of it public so that they can garner as much attention as possible.  What's it like?
 
2014-04-06 05:52:49 PM
Oh gawd...she is one f those that "talk" for the baby. I just love that. So amusing.
 
2014-04-06 08:09:14 PM

puckrock2000: Okay poop baby is coming out

[www.paulbaker.net image 750x376]


Yeah, she missed a golden opportunity there.
 
2014-04-07 12:49:37 PM
#attentionwhore.
 
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