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(BBC-US)   Sick of high casualty rates on away missions, Red Shirts threaten civil war   ( ) divider line 7
    More: Interesting, away missions, Thailand, Northern Alliance, malfeasance in office, threats, mass protests  
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2014-04-06 08:18:10 AM  
3 votes:

some_beer_drinker: "there is no way to sugar coat this men. You are all going to die tonight."

"Gentlemen, we are. Beaming down. To a hostile. Planet. I am sad to. Say. That seven of the. Six of you will. Be killed. Also the senior most. Officers on this ship will. For some reason. Be joining. You. Down there. We will. Not be dying."

/Yes, let the entire chain of command beam down
//Leave a lieutenant in the big chair
///He'll pilot the ship ten galaxies away with the indicator on...
2014-04-06 08:01:18 AM  
3 votes:
"there is no way to sugar coat this men. You are all going to die tonight."
2014-04-06 08:53:26 AM  
2 votes:

Gunboat: [ image 268x400]

Fun book - highly recommend.

Fark: The audiobook is read by Will Wheaton.
2014-04-06 08:30:26 AM  
2 votes:

some_beer_drinker: [ image 740x493]
"there is no way to sugar coat this men. You are all going to die tonight."

"Red Leader, standing by."
2014-04-06 08:37:07 AM  
1 vote:
Duh, everyone knows Thai Fighters are expendable!
2014-04-06 07:53:17 AM  
1 vote:

Support her all you want. She's still not going to sleep with you.
2014-04-06 07:53:06 AM  
1 vote:

Fun book - highly recommend.
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