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(Chicago Sun-Times)   First drunken Cubs fan of season thrown out of Wrigley on opening day. Fark: An hour before the first pitch, threw a newspaper stand into an unmarked cop car and finished off with a perfect sidewalk faceplant   (suntimes.com ) divider line
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2014-04-05 10:52:54 PM  
www.suntimes.com

Now the Cubs have the curse of the goatee.
 
2014-04-05 11:55:07 PM  

bearded clamorer: [www.suntimes.com image 240x300]

Now the Cubs have the curse of the goatee.


Thread over, turn the lights off.
 
2014-04-06 08:12:45 AM  
Spadaro, 38, fell face first onto the sidewalk, leaving him with cuts and bruises.

Sure, he "fell"
 
2014-04-06 08:36:20 AM  

abhorrent1: Spadaro, 38, fell face first onto the sidewalk, leaving him with cuts and bruises.

Sure, he "fell"


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2014-04-06 09:53:05 AM  

abhorrent1: Spadaro, 38, fell face first onto the sidewalk, leaving him with cuts and bruises.

Sure, he "fell"


And the Russian judge only gave him a 6.
 
2014-04-06 09:59:08 AM  
You have to admire his ambition. Sure most fans wait until after their team wins a championship to riot(because that makes sense somehow) but this guy, this guy says "fark it, I'm a Cubs fan, let's just skip straight to the rioting!"

An attitude like that will take him far in life.
 
2014-04-06 09:59:53 AM  
On the one hand Chicago cops, on the other hand Wrigleyville douchebaggery.

Tough farking call.
 
2014-04-06 12:28:58 PM  

timswar: You have to admire his ambition. Sure most fans wait until after their team wins a championship to riot(because that makes sense somehow) but this guy, this guy says "fark it, I'm a Cubs fan, let's just skip straight to the rioting!"

An attitude like that will take him far in life.


Hey, according to your standards he won't have a reason to riot until the Bears win the Superbowl.

He has to blaze his own trail. He may not even like football.
 
2014-04-06 04:05:37 PM  
Still the greatest drunken feat at a cubs game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZfEAc0iPPA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=CZfEAc0iPPA
 
2014-04-06 08:06:16 PM  
That neighborhood was a complete shiatshow from about noon on. More fights then I've ever seen there.
 
2014-04-07 02:04:14 AM  
It isn't his fault, he learned it from watching Carlos Zambrano.
 
2014-04-07 09:50:58 AM  

captmingus: Still the greatest drunken feat at a cubs game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZfEAc0iPPA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=CZfEAc0iPPA


I'm no Cubs fan but I'm pretty sure that's not Wrigley.
 
2014-04-07 09:59:15 AM  
Felony?  Come on.  Light him up with the D/C Intoxication, mischief and whatever else; but I doubt what he did was felonious.
 
2014-04-07 04:57:56 PM  

timswar: You have to admire his ambition. Sure most fans wait until after their team wins a championship to riot(because that makes sense somehow) but this guy, this guy says "fark it, I'm a Cubs fan, let's just skip straight to the rioting!"

An attitude like that will take him far in life.


He's 38 and he has a goatee, I don't think he's planning on getting far in life.
 
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